Eminem - Westwood Freestyles (2009 & 2010)

[Devil'sAdvocate]

I think Eminem delivers in both of these freestyles, the Relapse era freestyle is just amazing, the story telling and the imagery, I dont think Em's capable of this again, classic.

and its clear that the 2010 Freestyle is some crazy Relapse material, cuz its better than a lot on Recovery and the same way in writing, these parts stand out.

2010:

So dope he gets off opiates, what an appropriate
Way to start off his day; he may just smart off to Dre
He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so hard to gauge
See, Hannibal ate his face and met Jason gnawed off his leg
Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and anything sharp
Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major part of his game
Holy water won't ward him off, crucifixes won't do the trick
He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the crazy part off his brain
He's still insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane
There's some crazy shit going on in Shady's apartment again

As sick as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a conventional oAnnotateven
With a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me sweating
Shit, I done made a verse, said some foul shit
Tryna go back fix it, fucked around and just made it worse!

You ain't seen pain 'til Leatherface flips, mane
I'll cut ya fuckin' balls off, homie, my saw's off the chain
I chopped the bitch in half with it, sawed off her legs
And the top half of the torso fuckin' crawled off and sang
I ain't seen shit like that since I went to Mike Jack's
And took the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right back
Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nutsack
Gave him a reacharound while I fucked him right in his buttcrack

2009:

I'm checking the exposure, a full dose of me
Exposing myself locked inside of a cozy hotel posing
With or without clothing, next to the decomposing
Bodies eroding while I'm dozing off overdosing
Windows opening-shutting, doors opening-closing I think there's a ghost
Too much hydrocordone or codene
I was only 'sposed to swallow a half, I took the whole thing
I'm not joking, I think I just snorted my nose ring
I need a drink, I'm standing over the sink posing
Myself, self-loathing, cause I'm on a brink, postally
I don't wanna think this will make everything rosy
Beverly sings, scream while I'm severing three toesies
Totally frozen while I close in, I'm yodellin'
"Rosey, won't you come out to play?"
A nuisance, wasting time, cutting and pasting headlines in the papers
Making shrines of my crimes and capers
My words are whirlwinds, I murder my girlfriends
Go to Europe and put nerviness in my syrup and stirred 'em
You never heard 'em like this, so don't encourage him
The neurosurgeon, coke mirrors, I'm lyrics worse than
The kinda person to get Katie Couric to cursin'
Eighty spirits of ladies cause Shady murdered the virgins
Crazy, turn him, convinced that he emerged, took over the world
And reeled in all the children, lured 'em into the building and killed 'em
Buried 'em in the mulch and mildew and he will do what he feels
And still can spit, drawn to gold like Rumpelstiltskin
Cotton to silk, Motrin to Tylenol 3 pills
The Real Slim Shady's entered the building
There's nothing but crumbled leaves and
Tumbleweeds up in this bitch, Mildrid
He's ill wit it, he still shouldn't be heeled
There's no one as sick as he MC's
Will get freakasied on the grill then

Honestly, the westwood freestyle is the shit im most looking out for next...

[Snakebeast]

I think Eminem delivers in both of these freestyles, the Relapse era freestyle is just amazing, the story telling and the imagery, I dont think Em's capable of this again, classic.

and its clear that the 2010 Freestyle is some crazy Relapse material, cuz its better than a lot on Recovery and the same way in writing, these parts stand out.

2010:

So dope he gets off opiates, what an appropriate
Way to start off his day; he may just smart off to Dre
He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so hard to gauge
See, Hannibal ate his face and met Jason gnawed off his leg
Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and anything sharp
Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major part of his game
Holy water won't ward him off, crucifixes won't do the trick
He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the crazy part off his brain
He's still insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane
There's some crazy shit going on in Shady's apartment again

As sick as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a conventional oAnnotateven
With a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me sweating
Shit, I done made a verse, said some foul shit
Tryna go back fix it, fucked around and just made it worse!

You ain't seen pain 'til Leatherface flips, mane
I'll cut ya fuckin' balls off, homie, my saw's off the chain
I chopped the bitch in half with it, sawed off her legs
And the top half of the torso fuckin' crawled off and sang
I ain't seen shit like that since I went to Mike Jack's
And took the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right back
Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nutsack
Gave him a reacharound while I fucked him right in his buttcrack

2009:

I'm checking the exposure, a full dose of me
Exposing myself locked inside of a cozy hotel posing
With or without clothing, next to the decomposing
Bodies eroding while I'm dozing off overdosing
Windows opening-shutting, doors opening-closing I think there's a ghost
Too much hydrocordone or codene
I was only 'sposed to swallow a half, I took the whole thing
I'm not joking, I think I just snorted my nose ring
I need a drink, I'm standing over the sink posing
Myself, self-loathing, cause I'm on a brink, postally
I don't wanna think this will make everything rosy
Beverly sings, scream while I'm severing three toesies
Totally frozen while I close in, I'm yodellin'
"Rosey, won't you come out to play?"
A nuisance, wasting time, cutting and pasting headlines in the papers
Making shrines of my crimes and capers
My words are whirlwinds, I murder my girlfriends
Go to Europe and put nerviness in my syrup and stirred 'em
You never heard 'em like this, so don't encourage him
The neurosurgeon, coke mirrors, I'm lyrics worse than
The kinda person to get Katie Couric to cursin'
Eighty spirits of ladies cause Shady murdered the virgins
Crazy, turn him, convinced that he emerged, took over the world
And reeled in all the children, lured 'em into the building and killed 'em
Buried 'em in the mulch and mildew and he will do what he feels
And still can spit, drawn to gold like Rumpelstiltskin
Cotton to silk, Motrin to Tylenol 3 pills
The Real Slim Shady's entered the building
There's nothing but crumbled leaves and
Tumbleweeds up in this bitch, Mildrid
He's ill wit it, he still shouldn't be heeled
There's no one as sick as he MC's
Will get freakasied on the grill then

Honestly, the westwood freestyle is the shit im most looking out for next...

It's like Recovery Em mixed with Relapse Em. He's Recapsery Em.

[Kill You]

These fuckin' sucked yo. Throw It Up ftw.

[J_Baggie]

Yeah em really goes hard when he does freestyles for westwood. Looking forward to his next one

[cheeseburger]

I have no idea what im doing, i have no idea what im doin but
EVERYBODY GET, SIT UP CHRIST-OPHER!!


Love this era.

[infinite2hts]

These lyrics were probably supposed to be on Relapse 2.

[Mr Change]

Although not the best part lyrically, my favorite part hands down is the last of the 2009 freestyle. That beat and everything omg please Em please write a full song on Chonkeyfire I'd worship it forever

[Mathers]

Everyone's forgetting the Cypher 2.0.

[Never_Enough]

It's like Recovery Em mixed with Relapse Em. He's Recapsery Em.

Did you really need to quote the whole OP dawg?

[EminemBase]

Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and anything sharp
Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major part of his game
Holy water won't ward him off, crucifixes won't do the trick

The phrasing is so awesome.

As is all Relapse phrasing (presuming this is, sounds like it), has a real poetic flair.

'It all plays a major part of his game'

Other rappers just don't usually rattle off such phrasing in these contexts, so casually.

[Never_Enough]

I think we will may hear some other Relapse 2 material on his future promo freestyles.

[Snakebeast]

It's like Recovery Em mixed with Relapse Em. He's Recapsery Em.

Did you really need to quote the whole OP dawg?

'S wut i do bruh

[PAINKILLƎR]

It's like Recovery Em mixed with Relapse Em. He's Recapsery Em.

Did you really need to quote the whole OP dawg?

'S wut i do bruh

Keepin' it real, respect.

[Coulter]

Fucking Bubbles in the buttcrack must've been some crazy shit.

[Francesco]

Some Relapse kinda ish in there...