by classthe_king » Feb 3rd, '11, 03:15
Of course not literally rhyme you fucking retard. No rapper only rhymes things that literally rhyme perfect but in Rap rhyming hope and rose do rhyme. I give up with you guys. Iain08...you know nothing about me and that is apparent by that post please leave the convo...Trigger1989, it's not the same. Ing and year are not irrelevant. I don't know why you guys don't understand that.
But to stay on topic...
My favorite Eminem rhyming is in As The World Turns
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessing
And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
He'll never last, the only class he'll ever pass is phys ed
May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and started transforming (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drag her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop
You think your personal attacks make up for what you lack?