by ladelsofgravy » Oct 27th, '13, 07:36
Being fat is magic, there's a certain feeling you get
When you squeal like a pig and people are feelin your tits
This is your moment, and every single minute you spend
You eat fast food because your heart may never let you have it again
So while you're in it, try to eat at as many resteraunts as you can
And when your run is over just admit when you're belly distends
I'm at the end of my daily calorie count by fuckin 11am
I got a list, here's the order of my list that it's in:
It goes Gordy, Bizarre, Rick Ross and Biggie
Big Pun, Fat Joe, Missy, Heavy D and then me
But in the weight loss industry I cause of a lot of envy
So when people say "watch your weight", the shit does not offend me
That's why you see me walking 'round like i'm 500 pounds, easily
Even though half you people also got a weight problem thats shitty
You hate being fat but you know respect you got to give me
The press's wet dream like Ho-ho and Twinkies, Nate, feed me
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