Eminem Gets Goosebumps At Altar

by **Ivy** » Jan 26th, '06, 01:55

Nah....cause that ain't like no real joke or nuttin'.....but thanks for the suggestion.....

Sarah....All my posts like that make you laugh don't they...Well here's another one....I heard this from a comedian...

Halie - Dad my dates here to pick me up....

Em - You look beautiful honey.....Oh...it looks like your make up smeered just a bit...run upstairs and have your mother fix it or fix it yourself...I'll get the door.

*walks over and opens door and gestures date in*

Em - Wassup?

Date - *nervous wreck* Nothin' much sir, yourself?

Em - *pulls boy into him* You see that little gurl *points to a picture* she's all I got to worry about right now....and if you have any thoughts of doing any of those touchin', gettin' close, in her pants manuevers...I want you to remember 1 thing......"I HAVE NO PROBLEM GOING BACK TO PRISON"

*Hallie runs down stairs*

Em - You look beautiful....Have a great time

Halie - By Dad

*Em glares and nods at the poor date*........

by **MuNxMuN** » Jan 26th, '06, 01:57

hahaha lmao :laughing:

by **Ivy** » Jan 26th, '06, 02:01

Scary thing is.....I could imagine my dad doing that to me :'(

by **Ivy** » Jan 26th, '06, 02:22

Yeah....I can't imagine what my dad will do on my first (real) date.........

by **Ivy** » Jan 26th, '06, 02:46

Sarah wrote:I just wouldn't tell my parents I'm going on a date, I'd just say "I'm going to the movies with my friends" lol

My luck...it'd be the time when he just follows to see what me and my friends do..... :shifty:

by **Ivy** » Jan 26th, '06, 02:52

Yeah......well........welcome to my world.....

by **Ivy** » Jan 26th, '06, 03:04

He ain't strict, he's very linent, he's just a typical overprotective daughter...I've lived with only him for the past 6 years... so yeah...I'm 15 almost 16, so imagine all the conversations we've had to have Sarah(from a girls point of view)

by **Ivy** » Jan 26th, '06, 03:06

He ain't strict, he's very linent, he's just a typical overprotective daughter...I've lived with only him for the past 6 years... so yeah...I'm 15 almost 16, so imagine all the conversations we've had to have Sarah(from a girls point of view)

by **AspirinE** » Jan 26th, '06, 10:27

Eminem Gets Goosebumps At Altar

OMFG!!111!!!

Now thats valuable information .. wat else did he get before the altar?

LOL

by **X-Ray** » Jan 26th, '06, 17:35

good on u for the info but who wouldent if they where marying who the wanted to kill a few yrs ago

by **Fi.J.** » Jan 27th, '06, 17:49

propz for the info!!an I can imegine him standin with the arms crossed..!!

Eminem Gets Goosebumps At Altar

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