Rate 'The Monster' (Poll inside)

[Cube23]

so dissapointing. everything was fine (key word fine) until i heard the awful chorus. i was not expecting much with rihanna on the track, as their collabs are always kindof shitty. but i was not expecting it to be this bad. i ws cringing. soooo dissapointing. i cannot imagine him in a studio fucking nodding his head, saying this is dope. cuz its just not. like, da fuck.

Uhhhhh, the song started off with that awful chorus.

So same here.

[Willy]

1/10

[EriCartman]

If you rated this above 6 than you are a fucking retard.

[babyjane]

I gave it a 1 for how many times I listened to it.

[4Corners]

If you give this anything higher than a 5, I can't even wrap my head around it.

A 3 initially, now after listening to his fucked up flow a little more and the god awful beat, a 2.

[Damo.]

I like Rihanna so suck me off. My only problem is the beat.

9/10.

[Shuttle Destroyer]

Imma have to re-rate it tbh
Shit's been growing on me
6/10

[RSoares]

6.5/10, so 7.

[Marco44]

Don't know. I think it's a 5.
Em is good, but I really think he doesn't need another commercial track. Fuck, you are a rapper, everybody know you. Why you dont try to... Shit! You know what i want to say: He is fuckin Em! I'm sure he knows he could make a lot better. He likes to make shit for money!

[Cinderella Stan]

Beat 1/10, chorus 3/10, verses 6/10 + 2 additional points because it's Eminem = 4/10 overall

[cryonseris]

7, only because you told me to rate it as a song.

As a song on the MMLP2, it'd be a 3, maybe a 4.

[kkaniff]

I voted 10/10. Just to be contrary.

[Trilla]

This shit right here? Man, this shit right here?

This shit is a Jay-Z single. A Kanye West single. A 50 Cent single. A Drake single. A Kid Cudi single (definitely).

But, for a guy like Eminem? Slim Shady? I cannot imagine a song like this on the original MMLP nor can I imagine it on the sequel. This song has to be a joke, right?

If Eminem in 2000 was told to make a song like this for the sales on MMLP, I'm sure he would just quit. Just right there say, "Fuck you, Jimmy Iovine!" And leave the building.

The thing with this song...it's so conforming. It's like Eminem wasn't inspired to write this song and actually record it. Compare this to "Rap God" where Eminem is all in your face and his delivery is surging through your spinal cord as he spits the Columbine line UNCENSORED. It's fucking amazing compared to his shit.

The lyrics won't make up for the song because he's saying the same pointless shit he's BEEN saying: "My life sucks because of the fame I just want to be normal."

We already have an album full of those lyrics called THE EMINEM SHOW!

I feel like at this point Em just says "yes" to whatever bullshit single Jimmy needs to promote the album because he's so sick and tired of arguing with the maniac and feels that the album is going to come a bit faster if he gets these shitty singles out the way.

I can only hope that this is true, because, I can't picture Eminem in the studio enthusiastically rapping these lines.

3/10.

[rainlilibow]

6/10 good enough
Em' is funny on it but he was better lyrically on LTWYL when Rihanna is better on this one.
To Finish, Eminem admits to steal lyrics of unknown voices and we all ok with that.

[SoldierShady]

Ok, so I'm a little late. But I did say what I had to say in several threads after the song was released. It's not going on my iPod. Why did Eminem steal a beat from Flo Rida? And why is he rapping about the woes of fame yet again? Rihanna didn't do much either. Everything about the song screams teen girl on her sweet 16 birthday, in her new car, top down and shouting "This is the best day of my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!"
4/10