Best Eminem Line

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[J Won]

Pulled the .9 out during the rime out, while I'm rippin' this shit, put a clip and it spits five rounds/
And murder you hoes worse than a convertible, flippin' vertical nose first with the top off, landin' upside down... "THE ANTHEM"

Chauvinist pig, drove in this big Lincoln till it went over the bridge, jumped out and dove in a ditch/
Broke in a mobile home, stole a stove and a fridge/
Kidnapped the parents and left the randsom note for the kids/
I'ma go for your mids, here's a body blow for your ribs while you're clutchin' yo stomach and bleeding all over your bitch/
I know where you live, your girl showed me your crib/
Unless she told me a fib, then I'ma have both of ya did... "DESPERADOS"

[Tornado]

These motherfuckers are thinking I'm playing
Thinking I'm saying the shit cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it
Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you
I'ma pull u 2 this bullet, and pull it thru - Kill You


I take seven (kids) from (Columbine), stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time - I'm Back

It only made me what I am today, see
Regardless of what anybody believes who hates me
You ain't gonna make or break me
Tryna strip me of my credibility and make me look fake, G
You're only gonna be in for a rude awakening
Cuz sooner or later you haters are all gonna face me
And when you face me with all the shit you've been saving - Never Enough

My 3 faves

[Robbie G]

"If I ever gave a fuck, Id shave my nuts
Tuck my dick inbetween my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin chickens aint brave enough
To say the stuff I say, so this tape is shut
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if its not a rapper that I make it as
Ima be a fuckin rapist in a jason mask"

-Criminal

[BabyBLue91]

"If I ever gave a fuck, Id shave my nuts
Tuck my dick inbetween my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin chickens aint brave enough
To say the stuff I say, so this tape is shut
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if its not a rapper that I make it as
Ima be a fuckin rapist in a jason mask"

-Criminal

aint it "To say the stuff I say, so TAPE IT shut" ?





+ i love this part of tha verse..

I don't rap for dead presidents
I'd rather see the president dead
It's never been said
But I set precedents and the standards
And they can't stand it
My name should've been bastard
The shit should've been plastered
On my forehead with a stamp
I should've been blasted
I should've been had a cap put in my ass
But I'm too swift and fast for that
I'm past it
I'm too old to go an' cruise Gratiot
Fuck that shit
I done seen how fast this rap shit
Can turn into some Pap-Pap shit
That quick
Snap CLICK
But this time they got the fuckin Au-to-ma-tic
Aint no one Gon' test this Mon'

-We As Americans

[Robbie G]

Probably, I just copied and pasted from a site without checking it over.

[Mad Skills]

look at these eyes baby blue /
baby just like yourself if they were brown/
shady lose shady sits on the shelf/
but shady is cute shady knew/
shady timples would help /
make ladys who baby/
look at my sales

It's:

"Look at these eyes, baby blue, baby
Just like yourself
If they were brown, Shady lose
Shady sits on the shelf
But Shady's cute, Shady knew
Shady's dimples would help
Make ladies swoon, baby
'Oooh, baby!'
Look at myself!"

Heh, why would you hear it as "look at my sales" when the whole bit is about his looks?

And what's a timple?

Edit: Wow, sorry for the necromancy. I did a search for Eminem lines and this thread was one of the results. Damn, I just resurrected an 18-month old thread...

[SajN]

Don't bump old threads next time!