Monster is embarassingly bad

[4Corners]

Thing is, the lyrics and flow aren't very good either.............

[TheBoss123]

The OP is completely right and seeing the people defending Eminem is laughable. They're the first to hate on rappers that dabble in pop excessively, but the first to defend this garbage because of the name attached to it. This is seriously the most poppy "rap" song I've ever heard. People comparing this to the feelings people had when The Eminem Show came out.... lol. Get the fuck outta here.

How do the lyrics even matter in a song that has a hook and beat like that? Stop making excuses. He doesn't even say anything new in the verses. But because his rhymes aren't as bad as the rest of this song, he gets a pass.

People will laugh and post their stupid memes in reply to this because they can't carry a real argument seeing that they're just blind yes men. But this is perhaps one of the worst songs I have ever heard from the rap genre. Easily in Eminem's bottom three songs. No personality. No redeeming qualities.

this.


This is how I know youre a moron and not a true fan of Eminem.

You seriously can say with a straight face "how do lyrics even matter with a hook like that?" Excuse me?? The hook is a beautifully dark melody. Celebrating the culmination of a journey that started with Encore, almost killed him before Relapse, and allowed him to come back and try a new take on life as Eminem.

I assume you havent had a rough day in your life, if you had you would appreciate the song a little more. Eminem has been through child abuse, being poor in a dysfunctional relationship with a daughter he didnt know how to feed, to blowing up and having every word and action condemned by the public to almost dying from years of drug addiction to pulling himself out of all of that. And being able to just take a breath and be alive after all that is a miracle.

You cant understand that, you will see that as "justifying my like of the song" when it really is just you not appreciating the song for what it is and what it means to Eminem. If you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree youre going to think it sucks. Well if you try to judge this song without keeping in mind everything this artist "Eminem" has put out and been through the last 20 years youre going to think it sucks. In both cases youre an idiot.

[mdemaz]

Assburger's.

[trentimus]

No one ever makes the argument that The Monster is dope musically.. lol.. #reach

[KillahBee]

I agree with the OP, Em was actually pretty good on the track, but Jesus, that hook and beat are absolutely god awful, like radio friendly B.O.B levels of corniness

Then again, I think everybody who saw the tracklist thought that this track would be one of, if not the, weakest and most pop orientated on the album

[Cube23]

The OP is completely right and seeing the people defending Eminem is laughable. They're the first to hate on rappers that dabble in pop excessively, but the first to defend this garbage because of the name attached to it. This is seriously the most poppy "rap" song I've ever heard. People comparing this to the feelings people had when The Eminem Show came out.... lol. Get the fuck outta here.

How do the lyrics even matter in a song that has a hook and beat like that? Stop making excuses. He doesn't even say anything new in the verses. But because his rhymes aren't as bad as the rest of this song, he gets a pass.

People will laugh and post their stupid memes in reply to this because they can't carry a real argument seeing that they're just blind yes men. But this is perhaps one of the worst songs I have ever heard from the rap genre. Easily in Eminem's bottom three songs. No personality. No redeeming qualities.

This is how I know youre a moron and not a true fan of Eminem.

You seriously can say with a straight face "how do lyrics even matter with a hook like that?" Excuse me?? The hook is a beautifully dark melody. Celebrating the culmination of a journey that started with Encore, almost killed him before Relapse, and allowed him to come back and try a new take on life as Eminem.

I assume you havent had a rough day in your life, if you had you would appreciate the song a little more. Eminem has been through child abuse, being poor in a dysfunctional relationship with a daughter he didnt know how to feed, to blowing up and having every word and action condemned by the public to almost dying from years of drug addiction to pulling himself out of all of that. And being able to just take a breath and be alive after all that is a miracle.

You cant understand that, you will see that as "justifying my like of the song" when it really is just you not appreciating the song for what it is and what it means to Eminem. If you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree youre going to think it sucks. Well if you try to judge this song without keeping in mind everything this artist "Eminem" has put out and been through the last 20 years youre going to think it sucks. In both cases youre an idiot.

hahahahaha @ all of this.

If this is Eminem, you bet your ass I'm not a fan of his music. I don't give a damn about what the guy has been through. That is not an excuse to make when listening to someone's music. I don't say "Well.. Kanye likes clothes. And I like clothes. And my mom died. So I'm just gonna give him a pass in every thing he does". That's not how music works. You make shitty music, you get a shitty review from me.

That's awesome that Eminem has conquered all of this. The guy has fought through so much adversity that I couldn't even imagine. He's a true role model. An icon.

But this song is still a joke. The hook isn't beautiful compared to herpes. And the lyrics simply don't matter because the instrumental and EVERYTHING else are brutal. And to musically defend it, sir, would make you the idiot. In any case.

Put Kanye or Jay-Z on this beat with this hook. Let's see how seriously this forum takes this song then. Let's see how much people hate. Because it'd be a boatload.

[DAngeloBailey]

The OP is completely right and seeing the people defending Eminem is laughable. They're the first to hate on rappers that dabble in pop excessively, but the first to defend this garbage because of the name attached to it. This is seriously the most poppy "rap" song I've ever heard. People comparing this to the feelings people had when The Eminem Show came out.... lol. Get the fuck outta here.

How do the lyrics even matter in a song that has a hook and beat like that? Stop making excuses. He doesn't even say anything new in the verses. But because his rhymes aren't as bad as the rest of this song, he gets a pass.

People will laugh and post their stupid memes in reply to this because they can't carry a real argument seeing that they're just blind yes men. But this is perhaps one of the worst songs I have ever heard from the rap genre. Easily in Eminem's bottom three songs. No personality. No redeeming qualities.

This is how I know youre a moron and not a true fan of Eminem.

You seriously can say with a straight face "how do lyrics even matter with a hook like that?" Excuse me?? The hook is a beautifully dark melody. Celebrating the culmination of a journey that started with Encore, almost killed him before Relapse, and allowed him to come back and try a new take on life as Eminem.

I assume you havent had a rough day in your life, if you had you would appreciate the song a little more. Eminem has been through child abuse, being poor in a dysfunctional relationship with a daughter he didnt know how to feed, to blowing up and having every word and action condemned by the public to almost dying from years of drug addiction to pulling himself out of all of that. And being able to just take a breath and be alive after all that is a miracle.

You cant understand that, you will see that as "justifying my like of the song" when it really is just you not appreciating the song for what it is and what it means to Eminem. If you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree youre going to think it sucks. Well if you try to judge this song without keeping in mind everything this artist "Eminem" has put out and been through the last 20 years youre going to think it sucks. In both cases youre an idiot.

hahahahaha @ all of this.

If this is Eminem, you bet your ass I'm not a fan of his music. I don't give a damn about what the guy has been through. That is not an excuse to make when listening to someone's music. I don't say "Well.. Kanye likes clothes. And I like clothes. And my mom died. So I'm just gonna give him a pass in every thing he does". That's not how music works. You make shitty music, you get a shitty review from me.

That's awesome that Eminem has conquered all of this. The guy has fought through so much adversity that I couldn't even imagine. He's a true role model. An icon.

But this song is still a joke. The hook isn't beautiful compared to herpes. And the lyrics simply don't matter because the instrumental and EVERYTHING else are brutal. And to musically defend it, sir, would make you the idiot. In any case.

Put Kanye or Jay-Z on this beat with this hook. Let's see how seriously this forum takes this song then. Let's see how much people hate. Because it'd be a boatload.

Thank you for bringing sanity to some of these defensive "Anything Em makes I'll dickride" members

[Notalius]

^this

[pastforumer]

contrary to what everyone says about encore, i dont think it was a terrible album. maybe the least great out of all of them, but i have grown to like even the most bashed songs on it. we need to appreictae encore for what it is. eminem rapping when he was in the height of his drug use and making stupid, funny songs. big weenie gets stuck in my head more often then id like it to. it deffinatly has its good qaulities.

[MackBook]

This is how I know youre a moron and not a true fan of Eminem.

You seriously can say with a straight face "how do lyrics even matter with a hook like that?" Excuse me?? The hook is a beautifully dark melody. Celebrating the culmination of a journey that started with Encore, almost killed him before Relapse, and allowed him to come back and try a new take on life as Eminem.

I assume you havent had a rough day in your life, if you had you would appreciate the song a little more. Eminem has been through child abuse, being poor in a dysfunctional relationship with a daughter he didnt know how to feed, to blowing up and having every word and action condemned by the public to almost dying from years of drug addiction to pulling himself out of all of that. And being able to just take a breath and be alive after all that is a miracle.

You cant understand that, you will see that as "justifying my like of the song" when it really is just you not appreciating the song for what it is and what it means to Eminem. If you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree youre going to think it sucks. Well if you try to judge this song without keeping in mind everything this artist "Eminem" has put out and been through the last 20 years youre going to think it sucks. In both cases youre an idiot.

hahahahaha @ all of this.

If this is Eminem, you bet your ass I'm not a fan of his music. I don't give a damn about what the guy has been through. That is not an excuse to make when listening to someone's music. I don't say "Well.. Kanye likes clothes. And I like clothes. And my mom died. So I'm just gonna give him a pass in every thing he does". That's not how music works. You make shitty music, you get a shitty review from me.

That's awesome that Eminem has conquered all of this. The guy has fought through so much adversity that I couldn't even imagine. He's a true role model. An icon.

But this song is still a joke. The hook isn't beautiful compared to herpes. And the lyrics simply don't matter because the instrumental and EVERYTHING else are brutal. And to musically defend it, sir, would make you the idiot. In any case.

Put Kanye or Jay-Z on this beat with this hook. Let's see how seriously this forum takes this song then. Let's see how much people hate. Because it'd be a boatload.

Thank you for bringing sanity to some of these defensive "Anything Em makes I'll dickride" members

Sanity? Sanity is bitching and moaning on an internet stan site like an entitled 14 year old girl because a musical artist isn't making songs for them anymore? Lol, yup. You people are all sane as hell

Id say ignorance is bliss, but your ignorance wont even allow you to be happy hahah you will forever walk around putting other people down because they arent so self absorbed that they can appreciate an Eminem song that isn't Till I Collapse part 2 or Stan part 2.

Id hate to see how you two act when youre 25. The real world is nothing like living at home with mommy you little faggot ass brats. Go fap to your fan fiction of hermoine deangelo gayley, which is probably the only thing you can do with any degree of skill.

[EriCartman]

Its actually disastrously bad ...

[MackBook]

Its actually disastrously bad ...

You need some clarification on what a disaster actually is.

[EriCartman]

Its actually disastrously bad ...

You need some clarification on what a disaster actually is.

I was mocking the name of the thread and referecing Rap God at the same time.

[DAngeloBailey]

hahahahaha @ all of this.

If this is Eminem, you bet your ass I'm not a fan of his music. I don't give a damn about what the guy has been through. That is not an excuse to make when listening to someone's music. I don't say "Well.. Kanye likes clothes. And I like clothes. And my mom died. So I'm just gonna give him a pass in every thing he does". That's not how music works. You make shitty music, you get a shitty review from me.

That's awesome that Eminem has conquered all of this. The guy has fought through so much adversity that I couldn't even imagine. He's a true role model. An icon.

But this song is still a joke. The hook isn't beautiful compared to herpes. And the lyrics simply don't matter because the instrumental and EVERYTHING else are brutal. And to musically defend it, sir, would make you the idiot. In any case.

Put Kanye or Jay-Z on this beat with this hook. Let's see how seriously this forum takes this song then. Let's see how much people hate. Because it'd be a boatload.

Thank you for bringing sanity to some of these defensive "Anything Em makes I'll dickride" members

Sanity? Sanity is bitching and moaning on an internet stan site like an entitled 14 year old girl because a musical artist isn't making songs for them anymore? Lol, yup. You people are all sane as hell

Id say ignorance is bliss, but your ignorance wont even allow you to be happy hahah you will forever walk around putting other people down because they arent so self absorbed that they can appreciate an Eminem song that isn't Till I Collapse part 2 or Stan part 2.

Id hate to see how you two act when youre 25. The real world is nothing like living at home with mommy you little faggot ass brats. Go fap to your fan fiction of hermoine deangelo gayley, which is probably the only thing you can do with any degree of skill.

I'm actually 23 years old and in college majoring in cognitive neuroscience. So you can go suck your mother's cock.

[MackBook]

Thank you for bringing sanity to some of these defensive "Anything Em makes I'll dickride" members

Sanity? Sanity is bitching and moaning on an internet stan site like an entitled 14 year old girl because a musical artist isn't making songs for them anymore? Lol, yup. You people are all sane as hell

Id say ignorance is bliss, but your ignorance wont even allow you to be happy hahah you will forever walk around putting other people down because they arent so self absorbed that they can appreciate an Eminem song that isn't Till I Collapse part 2 or Stan part 2.

Id hate to see how you two act when youre 25. The real world is nothing like living at home with mommy you little faggot ass brats. Go fap to your fan fiction of hermoine deangelo gayley, which is probably the only thing you can do with any degree of skill.

I'm actually 23 years old and in college majoring in cognitive neuroscience. So you can go suck your mother's cock.

Bahahahaha. Was that the smartest sounding thing you could think of? Because you found yourself in a catch-22. Either you're lying and thats obviously pathetic. Or you're telling the truth and you are 23 years old, in college, and still act like a self-entitled 14 year old girl oh boy. For someone taking a psychology course, you demonstrate very little knowledge on the subject lol