When I was just a little baby boy,
i used to have all these crazy dreams.
I dreamt I was a dirty old man and go ,
watch local girls high school teams .
But then they got a little bit older
and started to grow pubic fuzz
so I stalked the local middle school
cuz they didn't yet know what puberty wasSo I just got this idea from the MMLP2 anticipation thread. I'll start one of the songs from MMLP1 and change the lyrcs for however many verses you want.
I'll post the best ones here.
When I was just a little baby boy,
I used to do all these crazy things.
I used to murder all my pets with a kitchen knife,
It used to bring me all kinds of glee.
But then I got a little bit older
And I realized just how crazy I was
But there was nothing the doctors could do to save me
Cuz evil is as evil does.
Replace the Lyrics -- GAME *READ OP FIRST*
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Replace the Lyrics -- GAME *READ OP FIRST*
by ShaggyKid » Oct 27th, '13, 04:03
Last edited by ShaggyKid on Oct 27th, '13, 05:10, edited 6 times in total.
I murder a troll with the pistol on my side. You never heard of a soul as demented as mine. You better get rid of that link, cuz it ain't gonna load, who the fuck you think you trickin as you continue to goad!
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Re: Replace the Lyrics -- GAME
by Raul » Oct 27th, '13, 04:14
They said I can't rap about food no more 
Instead of BLEED BITCH, BLEED! One song of MMLP2 will feature a skit (Parking Lot) where Em sees Koolo sneaking away from the back of a store suspiciously putting MMLP2 his pocket, before the release date. Em will run towards him and will strangle Koolo while shouting LEAK, BITCH, LEAK! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!
Instead of BLEED BITCH, BLEED! One song of MMLP2 will feature a skit (Parking Lot) where Em sees Koolo sneaking away from the back of a store suspiciously putting MMLP2 his pocket, before the release date. Em will run towards him and will strangle Koolo while shouting LEAK, BITCH, LEAK! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!
#encorefam
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Re: Replace the Lyrics -- GAME
by ShadyOnFire » Oct 27th, '13, 04:21
BUTT! Think I won't rob no store
till the macaroni is spilled on my car floor?!
till the macaroni is spilled on my car floor?!
You thought I was lyin' when I said I think that I'm crossin' the line again?
I've lost my mind, caution oh God I think I've just thought of another fucking line
Like I'm locked up inside a shot up Bonnie and Clyde car
Uncle Ronnie is driving, 'bout to burst in through the side door
Of Arkham Asylum and park in the dining room
THANK YOU, TRSHADY!!!
I've lost my mind, caution oh God I think I've just thought of another fucking line
Like I'm locked up inside a shot up Bonnie and Clyde car
Uncle Ronnie is driving, 'bout to burst in through the side door
Of Arkham Asylum and park in the dining room
THANK YOU, TRSHADY!!!
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Re: Replace the Lyrics -- GAME
by Glightning » Oct 27th, '13, 04:22
Stop and pick you some donuts up is that what you actually asked me?
bitch reaches over and slaps me says i annoy the fuck outta her
get in the fucking back put your powder on im staring glazed
bitch reaches over and slaps me says i annoy the fuck outta her
get in the fucking back put your powder on im staring glazed
GO BEZERK!
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Re: Replace the Lyrics -- GAME
by Kmahrle83 » Oct 27th, '13, 04:25
Crack a bottle
So crack a butthole, your brown eyed little sluthole
Don't act like a snobby model, cuz you just shit a bottle
ut oh ut oh, stitches rippin in my butthole
Got one riding cock son/ and no not one of them got clothes
Now where's the truckers? Lets fuck some truckers?
Ive cum on so many of them, yet they haven't fucked that many of us
And homos love us/my ass is eaten like a pie crust
It's on till the break of dawn and we're starting fucking all butts
So crack a butthole, your brown eyed little sluthole
Don't act like a snobby model, cuz you just shit a bottle
ut oh ut oh, stitches rippin in my butthole
Got one riding cock son/ and no not one of them got clothes
Now where's the truckers? Lets fuck some truckers?
Ive cum on so many of them, yet they haven't fucked that many of us
And homos love us/my ass is eaten like a pie crust
It's on till the break of dawn and we're starting fucking all butts
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Re: Replace the Lyrics -- GAME
by SliK » Oct 27th, '13, 04:30
You think I won't poke no sore til the open pores don't even close no more?
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Re: Replace the Lyrics -- GAME *READ OP FIRST*
by Kmahrle83 » Oct 27th, '13, 04:33
I can't be your superstan
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Re: Replace the Lyrics -- GAME
by ShaggyKid » Oct 27th, '13, 04:35
SliK wrote:You think I won't poke no sore til the open pores don't even close no more?
Damn I knew I should have waited before editing the op Lol this definitely fit better.. but all well
I murder a troll with the pistol on my side. You never heard of a soul as demented as mine. You better get rid of that link, cuz it ain't gonna load, who the fuck you think you trickin as you continue to goad!
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Re: Replace the Lyrics -- GAME *READ OP FIRST*
by Kmahrle83 » Oct 27th, '13, 04:40
When I was just a little baby boy,
i used to have all these crazy dreams.
I dreamt I was a dirty old man and go ,
watch local girls high school teams .
But then they got a little bit older
and started to grow pubic fuzz
so I stalked the local middle school
cuz they didn't yet know what puberty was
i used to have all these crazy dreams.
I dreamt I was a dirty old man and go ,
watch local girls high school teams .
But then they got a little bit older
and started to grow pubic fuzz
so I stalked the local middle school
cuz they didn't yet know what puberty was
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Re: Replace the Lyrics -- GAME *READ OP FIRST*
by ShaggyKid » Oct 27th, '13, 04:44
Kmahrle83 wrote:When I was just a little baby boy,
i used to have all these crazy dreams.
I dreamt I was a dirty old man and go ,
watch local girls high school teams .
But then they got a little bit older
and started to grow pubic fuzz
so I stalked the local middle school
cuz they didn't yet know what puberty was
Lol this was great but your supposed to go along with the line before from the OP.. but maybe I'll just change it random lyrics from whatever and the best ones will be posted
I murder a troll with the pistol on my side. You never heard of a soul as demented as mine. You better get rid of that link, cuz it ain't gonna load, who the fuck you think you trickin as you continue to goad!
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Re: Replace the Lyrics -- GAME *READ OP FIRST*
by Kmahrle83 » Oct 27th, '13, 04:45
ShaggyKid wrote:Kmahrle83 wrote:When I was just a little baby boy,
i used to have all these crazy dreams.
I dreamt I was a dirty old man and go ,
watch local girls high school teams .
But then they got a little bit older
and started to grow pubic fuzz
so I stalked the local middle school
cuz they didn't yet know what puberty was
Lol this was great but your supposed to go along with the line before from the OP.. but maybe I'll just change it random lyrics from whatever and the best ones will be posted
ahh oops, yea i missed that part..sorry
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Re: Replace the Lyrics -- GAME *READ OP FIRST*
by ShaggyKid » Oct 27th, '13, 04:46
Kmahrle83 wrote:ShaggyKid wrote:Kmahrle83 wrote:When I was just a little baby boy,
i used to have all these crazy dreams.
I dreamt I was a dirty old man and go ,
watch local girls high school teams .
But then they got a little bit older
and started to grow pubic fuzz
so I stalked the local middle school
cuz they didn't yet know what puberty was
Lol this was great but your supposed to go along with the line before from the OP.. but maybe I'll just change it random lyrics from whatever and the best ones will be posted
ahh oops, yea i missed that part..sorry
I murder a troll with the pistol on my side. You never heard of a soul as demented as mine. You better get rid of that link, cuz it ain't gonna load, who the fuck you think you trickin as you continue to goad!
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Re: Replace the Lyrics -- GAME *READ OP FIRST*
by ShadyOnFire » Oct 27th, '13, 04:50
I'll fap to you with the hottest picture of you I have,
come back the next week to tell your dad.
come back the next week to tell your dad.
You thought I was lyin' when I said I think that I'm crossin' the line again?
I've lost my mind, caution oh God I think I've just thought of another fucking line
Like I'm locked up inside a shot up Bonnie and Clyde car
Uncle Ronnie is driving, 'bout to burst in through the side door
Of Arkham Asylum and park in the dining room
THANK YOU, TRSHADY!!!
I've lost my mind, caution oh God I think I've just thought of another fucking line
Like I'm locked up inside a shot up Bonnie and Clyde car
Uncle Ronnie is driving, 'bout to burst in through the side door
Of Arkham Asylum and park in the dining room
THANK YOU, TRSHADY!!!
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Re: Replace the Lyrics -- GAME *READ OP FIRST*
by ShaggyKid » Oct 27th, '13, 05:04
Op edited.
I murder a troll with the pistol on my side. You never heard of a soul as demented as mine. You better get rid of that link, cuz it ain't gonna load, who the fuck you think you trickin as you continue to goad!
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Re: Replace the Lyrics -- GAME *READ OP FIRST*
by UnoDeuce » Oct 27th, '13, 05:40
I'll take 7 kids from Sandy Hook, teach em all to cook
fill their homemade apple pies with kitchen knives and fishing hooks
some razor blades, and that's a couple more lives that I took
I just slit those little kids throats without even havin to look
fill their homemade apple pies with kitchen knives and fishing hooks
some razor blades, and that's a couple more lives that I took
I just slit those little kids throats without even havin to look
"But most importantly, hip hop isn’t dead no more you see
Cause Kendrick took the bar and raised it up higher for MCs
Unfortunately the little nigga's like 4 ft 3, the guys a fuckin' midget
His high is still really short to me" -Hopsin
(I love Kendrick, but this shit was too funny)
Cause Kendrick took the bar and raised it up higher for MCs
Unfortunately the little nigga's like 4 ft 3, the guys a fuckin' midget
His high is still really short to me" -Hopsin
(I love Kendrick, but this shit was too funny)
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