D12 - my balls

[Slim Zaddy]

guys what do u think about this song ,, i mean do u like it .. i know it's old .. but i really think that it's a very dope song. what do u think of eminem verse and the way he flow with it .. nd i hve a questions is he who wrote this song ?


Football, Football, I love football
Yes, tres, dos, uno
Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole son of a bitch
Everybody cuddle, blah I mean huddle
I just stepped in a mud puddle, butthole
Freak, who just tapped on my ass cheek
Nevermind, let's try quarterback sneak
Cover me, smother me with love that's brotherly
That didn't work, try another play
Hut one, hut two, hut hut hurry up
I'm reachin' up another grown man's butt
Hike the ball, I mean I like Bizarre
But Jesus yikes, I think I can feel his balls
My dick is long as it is hard, yeah so are my balls
It's the longest yard, whoops that's not the chorus
Run it back, wrong song, yeah disreguard
That whole statement I just made, what yard line we on?
Our on 5 and our timeouts are gone
Less than a minute left, I just throw my ball
Down the sideline to Von, he steps outta bounds
48 seconds left on the clock but every last one counts
Call another huddle, we're down by six
The plan is, to throw the ball to Swift
But he's so god dang high, that he's trips
Falls and slips, Proof grabs him by his fingertips
And runs the ball all the way down to the one
But he don't get in, but all we need is a put ???
But all we need is a touch down and an extra point to win
But then I get sacked all the way back to the ten
God dammit I'ma slap somebody if I
get tapped on the ass again
Everybody's laughin' now, no
timeouts and its now fourth down
We're never gonna make it, wait I just got an idea
Quick, everybody get naked, Denaun go long
I'ma throw the bomb, c'mon how they
gonna tackle you wit no pants on
Ass out with a floppin' schlong,
touch down yeah I told you....
It's the longest yard

[Kez]

Well done for posting the whole lyrics.


I'm sure none of us here have heard it before, and don't know how to use Google

[Slim Zaddy]

Well done for posting the whole lyrics.


I'm sure none of us here have heard it before, and don't know how to use Google

well i did'nt know that it's not that famous ,, i think it's a very dope song .. maybe others hve heard of it ..

[Boston]

ya. it was in the longest yard i believe. in the sound track

this song is so gay. and if you like this song this is where you know you are a stan. well if you think its actually a very dope song. (well im speaking on the eminem verse alone)

the only props ill give em in this song, (along with others) he has a very good, unique flow. he rides a beat perfect n has an amazing way at rhyming words that don't seem to rhyme.

[Solace]

i think its a pretty hilarious song

[Shady88]

pretty gay in my oppinion

[Slim Zaddy]

ya. it was in the longest yard i believe. in the sound track

this song is so gay. and if you like this song this is where you know you are a stan. well if you think its actually a very dope song. (well im speaking on the eminem verse alone)

the only props ill give em in this song, (along with others) he has a very good, unique flow. he rides a beat perfect n has an amazing way at rhyming words that don't seem to rhyme.

ya that's exactly what i mean .. it's dope in terms of flow , way he rhymes words etc.. that's why it's hot .. but i agree it has no meaning in general .. but a good beat and flow from the legend

[Jay-19]

I think this song pretty much sucks donkey-balls.

[Tash8]

i find this a real funny song, it's not supposed to be taken seriously lol, especially the everyone get naked part!

and obviously the white guy is the quarterback

[gladimnotsoluble]

It's a fun song, you don't all have to be hating.

[Slim Zaddy]

It's a fun song, you don't all have to be hating.

that's what i want to hear ,,, plp here take things Literally or seriously .. i think it's a decent song aside from certain critics ,, no every song from eminem must sound best for you guys .. cuz it may sound good for others but not u ,.