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a homocidal cat

I would faint if I heard on the news....
*Camera lights reveal two news broadcasters sitting at a desk*
Woman - Well, tonight there has been a new name to a homicidal spree, and Jeff has the inside scope...Jeff
*On site of a murder location*
Jeff - Thanks Pam...Well, tonight the mass spree of the serial killer has come to an end...And we were lucky to be able to go inside and see the actual killer and question them if we'd like...
*Walks up to a uniformed officer...*
Officer - The police will be bringing the sus...
*Officer begins to laugh*
Officer - the susp...
*Laughing continues*
Jeff - What is so halirious about a homicidal killer???
*Officer gains control of himself..*
Officer - They will be bringing the suspect out for questioning...it seems to have something to say...
*begins to smirk*
Jeff - We will be waiting...The doors are openin.....
*Jeff has to second glance..*
Jeff - Oh my God..
*Suspect is placed on Podium...*
Suspect - Me....
*Suspect coughs*
Officer - The suspect would like to make a statement...
Suspect - Meow, meoooooooooow, me, meow, mew,
*coughs*
Suspect - meow, meowwwwwwww, meo, mw, meow....
Officer - In translation, the suspect...whom we'll call Mrs. Cat, was a trained animal in the art of combat....It knows how to stealth around and pounce on it's victims at close range....She is also skilled at firing a long ranged sniper rifle....at which was built especially for her, by an unknown source...
*Cat let's out a horrifying meow or what sounds like a plea..*
Officer - It was the Judge's final ruling earlier this afternoon that Mrs. Cat be sentenced to death, by lethal injection..
Jeff - Can you actually inject a animal with what is given to mankind??
Officer - No you dumbass, it's going to be unthinced....
