Favorite Lines on Recovery

[STEMINEM]

There are many lines I like
I just wanted to make a thread about it and see everyone else's


Almost Famous:
Now get off my dick
Dick's too short of a word for my dick
Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick !

Space Bound:
And love is evil
Spell it backwards, I'll show ya

No Love:
They call me a freak
cuz I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat 'em
Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage
Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?

He means that Kanye told Taylor Swift that beyonce have the best video of all the time ?..

LTWYL:
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

Not Afraid:
Okay quit playin with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap

Seduction:
Man Obama took the 'bomb' from my name, Aww

GTC:
And I just lost my fuckin' best friend, so fuck it, I guess then...

25 To Life:
But a special place for you in my heart I have kept
It's unfortunate but it's...


OK, that was a lot (:
but you get the point..

[buffalo bill]

Almost Famous:
Now get off my dick
Dick's too short of a word for my dick
Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick !

Maybe my favourite of them all.

LTWYL:
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

Not Afraid:
Okay quit playin with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap

These two are just though, sorry.

I love

"Motherfucker I'll show you pussyfootin'
I'll kick a bitch in the cunt 'til it makes her queef
and sound like a fucking whoopee cushion"

aaand.... some others, but overall his skills have markedly worsened, both in the "clever/funny punchline" and the "story-telling" areas (for the latter, though, LTWYL is a masterpiece)

[nathan123]

you knew id come out of this slump rise from these ashes, come back on they asses and go mike tyson on these bastards

[DanWS]

The entire last 16 bars of 25 To Life

[DƎRDYPK]

I love

"Motherfucker I'll show you pussyfootin'
I'll kick a bitch in the cunt 'til it makes her queef
and sound like a fucking whoopee cushion"

[DanWS]

Also,

CWB:
Pretty much the whole of the 1st verse, i just fucking love it when he spazzes out like that

T2M:
"i went away I guess, and opened up some lanes. But no-one even knew I was going through growing pains"
"I'm in the booth, poppin another pill, tryna talk myself into it"
"so i picked myself off the ground and fuckin swam before i drowned"

WBD:
"get circles wrapped around it like you do when I come through I'd like you to remind yourself of what the fuck I can do when I'm on the mic"

GTC:
"I aint slowin down for no-one, i am almost homeward bound, almost in a coma yeah homie come on, dole 'em out"

"i know that it feels like we just pissed away our history, and just today, i looked at your picture almost if to say I miss ya subconsciously, wish it didnt end this way, but i just had to get away - dont know why, I dont know what else to say"

No Love:
the pussy line. i cba typing it out coz u already wrote it.

Youre Never Over:
"ive been patiently watching this game, pacing these hallways, you had faith in me always"

[Ticalrecords]

the best moment on the whole album is the end of the second verse of ALmost Famous

no peace treaties, hes turned into a beast,
his new slim shady EP got the attention of the mighty D.R.E - He's almost famous!!

the crescendo in the beat and his voice r beyond description. this is why i personally listen to Eminem

[Just Silver]

So you better get lower than Flo-rida inside of a lowrider
with no tires in a hole

[KillahBee]

" He'll just take your punch-lines and snort 'em "

" Ya'll are Eminem backwards - you're mini-mE's "

[MikeNUFC]

"They say Proof just flipped out/homey just whipped out and bust, nah/it aint like Doody to do that/he wouldnt fucking shoot at/nobody, he'd fight first/but dwelling on it only makes the night worse"

So honest. Technically good as well.

[GenePeer]

wow! people keep making duplicate threads and other people keep posting duplicate posts...

[TR shady]

Shit it just hit me, that what if I would have not had made it through I think about the things I would have never got to say to you, I never get to make it right, so heres what I came to do, Hailie this one is for you, Whitney & Alaina too, I still love your mother that'll never change, think her everyday we could just never get it together hey wish there was a better way for me to say it, but I swear on everything I'll do anything for her on any day there are just too many things to explain when it rains guess it pours, yes it does, wish there wasn't any pain, but I can't pretend there aint' I ain't place any blames,I ain't pointing fingers heaven knows I never been a saint, i know that it feels like we just pissed away our history and just today i looked at your picture and almost hate to say it I "miss you" subconsciously wish it didn't end this way, but i just had to get away, don't know why, i don't know what else to say, I guess i'm....


Don't you here sincerity in my voice when I talk, told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball, next time i'm pissed i'mma lay my fist at the drywall, next time, there won't be no next time i apologize even tho I know it's lies, i'm so tired of the games i just want her back, I know i'm a liar if she ever tries to fucking leave again imma tie her to the bed and set this house on fire,


and the last verse for of "your never over."

[77o77]

last verse of your never over and.....

take a look at Mariah next time I inspire you to write a song

y'all are sittin ducks, I'm the only goose standin

stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not fuckin around (a round)

I'll show you pussy-footin, I'll kick a bitch in the cunt till makes her queef and sounds like a fuckin whoopie cushion

call me a faggot cuz I hate a pussy

all you garneders freeze up, put you hoes down

these are shoes that you can't fill. shit, the day that happens, the world'll stop spinning and Michael J. Fox'll come to a stand still, during an earthquake

till then I drop the fuckin bombs like I missed the pass when I went long

I'll be nicer to women when Aqua Man drowns and the Human Torch starts swimmin

it's like apples to oranges, peaches to plums yeah, I'm bananas, pussy cut off them grapes and grow a pair (pear)

but try to diss me, I'll slaughter you. I put that on everything, like everyone does with autotune

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my life is no longer a movie but the show aint over

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the next time you blog, try to spit a flow, you wanna criticize, try a little mo (more), I'm so tired of this I could blow, fire in the hole

hot-headed as Ghost Rider, cold-hearted as Spider-Man throwin a spider in the snow

so you better get lower than Flo Rider inside of a low rider, with no tires in the hole

why am I like this? why is winter cold? why is it when I talk I'm so biased to the hoes?

those are your wounds? this is the salt

I just put a bullshit hook in between two long ass verses if you mistook this for a song

I'm lightnin in a skillet, you're a fuckin flash in the pan

you couldn't make a bulimic puke, on a piece of fuckin corn and peanut ...?...

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brain dead rims, yeah stupid wheels

I'll cut my toes off and step on the receipt before I foot the bill

listen garden tool (hoe) don't make me introduce you to my power tool, you know the fuckin drill

how you douche bags feel, knowin you're disposable?

I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said settle your fuckin ass down, I'm ready for combat man. get it, calm Batman?

shake that ass like a donkey wit Parkinson's, make like Michael J. Fox ...?... playin with an Etch-o-Sketch

I'ma hit you broads wit Chris's (Chris Brown's) force like you pissed him off

hittin lick (liqs) like I'm robbin liquor stores, makin cash registers shit their draws

an uncooked slab of beef, layin on your kitchen floor. other words, off the meat rack

need I remind you, that I don't need the fuckin swine flu, to be a sick pig

I'm dope, I'm the longest needle around here, need a fix up, I'm the big shot

does a word search get circles wrapped around it like you do when I come through, I'd like you to remind yourself of what the fuck I can do when I'm on the mic

sike I'm spikin you, like a football

I'm a shit stain on the underwear of life

fork was in the road, I took the psycho path (psychopath)

Poison Ivy wouldn't have me thinkin rash

I'm the shit, why you think Proof used to call me Doodie

____


even my dentist hates when I floss

quit tryin to play the wall like paul (Paul Wall)

but when it comes to them trailers in them south parks (Southpark) muffle it, cuz that hood's tighter than Kenny's

and go do some doughnuts in the hospital parking lot, cuz girl I got a sick whip

I don't need a tank top to be a wife beater

I'll rip a tree out the ground and flip it upside down before I turn over a new leaf clown

I shut the club down like Drake in the mall

_____


think how bananas you'd be, you'd be an animal too, if you were trapped in this fame and caged in like a zoo

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you try to read my lyrics of this paper before I lay em, but you won't take the sting out these words before I say em

fuck the world, feed it beans, it's gassed up, if it thinks it's stoppin me

all those who look down on me, I'm tearin down your balcony

like a "fuck you" for Christmas, his gift is a curse

quit playin wit the scissors and shit, and cut the crap

I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in a rhythm for you to know it's a rap (wrap)

you said you was king, you lied through your teeth. for that, fuck your feelings (fillings), instead of gettin crowned you're gettin capped

haters can make like bees wit no stingers and drop dead

so I solemnly swear to always treat this roof like my daughter and raise it

I'm strong enough to go to the club or the corner pub, and lift the whole liquor counter up, cuz I'm raisin the bar

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I'm the logo on that Dallas Cowboys helmet, a star

they call me fire Marshall, I shut the shit down, your entire arsenal is not enough to fuck wit one round

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they call me a freak cuz I like to spit on these pussies before I eat em

you can still get roasted, cuz Marsh is not mellow

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and love is evol (evil), spell it backwards I'll show ya

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"who can catch lightning in a bottle, set fire to water, comin out of the nozzle on the fire hose, flyer than swatter"

"spit around to freeze a clock, take the hands of time and cuff em"

"keep winkin and blowin kisses, cuz you're flirtin with death"

"my fillet is smokin weed, yeah fagot the steaks (stakes) are high"

"by the grace of God, the skin on my teeth, the hair on my nuts I skated by. now y'all are on thin ice with ankle weights, I hate to lie"

"your pussy lyric I cunt (couldn't) hear it"

"who forms pyramids and raps circles around square lyricists?"

[MackBook]

Why the hate on the window pain/pane line?

[Jay-19]

I'm bananas pussy, cut off the grapes and grow a pear!

She says it's quicker to count the things that ain't wrong with you than to count the things that are.

I'm the American dream! I'm the definition of white trash ballin'!

I'll be nicer to women when Aquaman drowns and The Human Torch starts swimming!


So many great lines in this album it's crazy...