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by **ThomasAguanis** » Mar 26th, '07, 04:32

recorded this like 10min ago sitting down. it's 11pm here so i coudn't well didn't feel like setting everything up and making it sound better so it's a little low at points but oh well. :laughing:

I'm not gonna ruin the story so just listen and leave feed please :laughing:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/guilty-mast ... w-mp3.html

Narrator:
here's the lyrics
meet pimp 13 years old
fed up with stress and no orgasms for a week, he decides to masturbate
and suddenly his conscience comes in

guy 1
guy 2
pimp

alright stop, now before you put your sausage in your hand, think of the consequences..*there are none* there is when the blob dispenses it clogs, prevents the pee from flowing freely,
*shut up you know he's wrong now believe me theres nothing wrong with dropping a brick so don't stop till you spit that slop from your dick
*stop it I'm sick now put the yogurt down and deharden
ahh you clown now he's delarging
you had to stop the ejaculate from spewing now nothing to attack his hips, no gooing
*you're right but he doesn't need pleasure to live, it's not measured in jizz spreading by kids...

by **$0 R3@L** » Mar 26th, '07, 04:34

lmao

but more comedy section...because in terms of rap it was pretty awful :sweating:

by **,-,'-{Bar}-',-,** » Mar 26th, '07, 04:35

like i said, i nearly died laughing roflmao!!

by **D@vid** » Mar 26th, '07, 04:37

i couldnt understand a word u just said. get hard to follow after the first couple lines. post lyrics maybe?

but the concept is good and funny from what i understood

by **ThomasAguanis** » Mar 26th, '07, 04:42

Lytrics added. It was a keystyle in msn by the way

and thanks for the feed guys

by **B.A.D.** » Mar 26th, '07, 04:53

hahahaha, I felt of my chair

huge propz hahah

by **randomghost** » Mar 26th, '07, 05:20

damn this shit is funny :laughing:

good work

by **DJ.Parker** » Mar 26th, '07, 05:52

but it was too short :laughing:

by **ThomasAguanis** » Mar 26th, '07, 20:19

well it was short cause its a preview :sweating:

I actually plan to make this at least a verse which I basically wrote already so maybe a 32 line verse or something...depending on where I take the story

by **°[~CHR!$~]°** » Mar 26th, '07, 20:26

randomghost wrote:damn this shit is funny good work

co sign...lmao

by **Mc Cubz** » Mar 26th, '07, 22:20

mate the track has potential and will be funny but I think you need to re-record it with a clearer voice and up the volume on the acapellas paticuarly on the silly voice parts. make this track properly tom and it can be sick!

by **ThomasAguanis** » Mar 26th, '07, 23:16

Mc Cubz wrote:mate the track has potential and will be funny but I think you need to re-record it with a clearer voice and up the volume on the acapellas paticuarly on the silly voice parts. make this track properly tom and it can be sick!

thanks for the advice cubz. I plan on writing a lot more for it and rerecording everything. I recorded this last night as a joke to begin with then decided to post it :sweating:

but when I finish it I'll be sure to do it right :happy:

edit:
and thanks em50inem :flower:

by **mart85** » Mar 27th, '07, 01:07

lmao that was funny... the longer version should be cool :8)

by **Flamez** » Mar 27th, '07, 03:22

lmao

that was funny

by **AspirinE** » Mar 27th, '07, 12:20

lol was funy..

and its Masturbator, not masterbater lol.

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