not to be taken seriously at al, i did it just for the fuck of it, i was bored, came across this beat and it made me laugh.
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Lyrics:when i wake up in the mornin, i feel real good/
you know i do my thang, cause i do it like i should/
like a retard with jeans on i'm just happy/
smile all the time i'm talkin like a faggot/
i can't explain the way my brain does/
or what it does, fuck i fucked up/
lemme calm down, you know that i'm wildin/
get me my jeans on, you know that i'm smilin/
everybody dance, dance right now/
6 marshmellows, stuff em in ya mouth/
tell me that you love me and what you like about me/
am i all too smoove when i move thru dudes?
and i got new shoes, gotta go doo doo/
you don't like this song?, YEAH ME TOO!/
i mean no me neither, fuck either/
cows say moo, but i say hee haw/
turn ya clocks back, see i'm here to save the day/
wake up everybody this songs gay/
and if you listenin, i know ya not listenin/
oh god damnit man, i shit my pants again/
walk to bathroom, wipe my ass/
of this so-called shit, with your so-called raps/
and you aint even know that you had it like that/
try to fart but the shit just splats/
wet and nasty that smelly doo doo/
yesterday was solid, like today who knew/
yesterdday was fine, today is pee yeww/
oh my god, i think i peed too!/
and now i gotta mess, what am i to do/
jeans so blue, but now they're brown/
no more smiles, i'm all frowns/
fuck this song, cause it's done now!!!