Criminal

[dR3]

Personally, I don't like the song at all.
But I see many people saying it's the best on the MMLP, so I would like to read your opinions on it here.

[Emadyville]

I think that it was a great way to close the album, it kinda put everything he did on the album on one song. He had that whole "faggot" deal in the beginning, which brought up the whole controversay, and also him adding the "it's ok I like gay men" part so he could say well look I said I don't mean it and I don't mind gay people.
This was also a continuation of the JDGAF and SDGAF, which were big on the sslp. ALso that skit in there, and the way he ended the song just was great to go out with a bang. I look at other songs, and he had probably such a strong delivery on this to go with the way i am, remember me, and amityville.

[matz]

i love it

its such a classic slim shady song; its hilarious, great delivery, passion, rhyming but it also comes with a real message - eminem cant say anything without being seen as a criminal

fav bits -

Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch TV, and Comcast cable
and you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from topping these charts
And you can't stop me from dropping each March
with a brand new CD for these fucking retards

and

Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet [*dog whines*]
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough
to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut [*tape unrolls*]
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask

[MikeNUFC]

Classic.

Honestly, the way he plays irony in the first verse is incredible, that whole faggot thing was so obviously just him pushing buttons and it was played out wonderfully. Obviously, the idiots at GLAAD somehow couldnt see the irony when it was blidnstakingly obvious.

Oh, and he way his flow rides the beat on the first verse is amazing.

The chorus is one of his best of all time, the intro is perfect, and the rhyming is insane. The skit is pretty good ad well

When I first head him shout CRIMINAL after the intro, I did shit my pants slightly, though.

[Pllumi]

classic song

[GoodGirlsGetGutted]

It sucks.

[KillahBee]

Absolutely love this track

My personal favorite off the MMLP

[AJS2050]

Love the lyrics, classic Shady.

[Alaine]

vintage Shady

[embm]

gr8 legendary shit

[Duffy_hibs]

One of the best songs he's ever done IMO along with Marshall Mathers.

[shadyboymez]

great song, one of my all-time favorites for sure.

"And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask" ..... or both?

[Epidemik]

ya i love this track. very witty lyrics. and the chorus is one of his most catchy ones imo

[Fleka]

When I first heard it, I could not stop listen to it. The song is perfect.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

too shady for u dr3izzle