"My english teacher wanted to have sex in Junior High"

[EMINƎMShady95]

Don't know if you guys have ever heard this, you probably have but just sharing incase you haven't. The english teacher and running over pedestrians lines are the original uncut versions. I personally like them better than the official version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiX8OmZZ5xg

[Trimss]

The only problem was.. my english teacher was a guy.

I think that's one of my favorite lines ever !

[cocaine2011]

"Well another problem with that album was that the main sample interpolated in "My Name Is" was originally written by (I was told) a gay activist who'd moved to South Africa, and he was not going to let us use the song unless we changed the line, "My English teacher wanted to fuck me in Junior High, only problem was my English Teacher was a guy." I ended up having to change it to "My English teacher wanted to fuck me in Junior High, thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35," but I wasn't happy about it. At first Dre and I went back to the studio and tried to create a new beat so we wouldn't have to use the guy's song, but we couldn't do it. We were sure the song was going to be a hit, so we had to make it happen. We had to have that sample. I don't make a penny off of writing on "My Name Is." Nothing. That guy owns all of the publishing on that song. So yeah, I suppose a gay man had a hand in the explosion of Marshall Mathers. Yes! Act like you know, bros. Changing the lines and all that was rough. I just did not get it."

-Eminem

[EminemInsider]

"Raping lesbians while they're screaming, "Let's just be friends!"

Greatest "shock" line of his entire career. That's what I like to refer to as "clever" shock.

[KieranLewisEM]

"Raping lesbians while they're screaming, "Let's just be friends!"

Greatest "shock" line of his entire career. That's what I like to refer to as "clever" shock.

Wouldn't go that far lol

[Elision]

"Raping lesbians while they're screaming, "Let's just be friends!"

Greatest "shock" line of his entire career. That's what I like to refer to as "clever" shock.

[EminemInsider]

"Raping lesbians while they're screaming, "Let's just be friends!"

Greatest "shock" line of his entire career. That's what I like to refer to as "clever" shock.

What are you face-palming for, dipshit?

[Atone]

there is actually 3 versions

[Atone]

there is actually 3 versions

The one where he just says "flunked" instead of "fucked".

The second when instead of hanging himself from the bunk, he runs like an Elf or some shit - also the line about killing his dad is different, something about a porno mag.

The third and original one is well...the most explicit one you can find.

this guy knows

i remember borrowin a blank cd from a friend when i was 14, it had the other 2 versions, plus the song "kids", i was happy as fuck cuz i found 3 songs i never heard before, like a hit the jackpot

[Elision]

"Raping lesbians while they're screaming, "Let's just be friends!"

Greatest "shock" line of his entire career. That's what I like to refer to as "clever" shock.

What are you face-palming for, dipshit?

3rd verse of Insane.

[EminemInsider]

What are you face-palming for, dipshit?

3rd verse of Insane.

How is that better than "raping lesbians while they're screaming, "Let's just be friends?"

That verse isn't exactly what I'd call "clever." Cool song because of the delivery, but it's not biting like My Name Is.

[EmBroughtMeIn]

So the official version is the one when he says the teacher wanted to flunk him and next semester,he'll be 35...right?

Do any of you guys have links to the other versions?