Where are the fake Em lyrics coming from???

[FreeSpeech]

The first verse actually seems legit...

my thoughts too

The thing that makes me think at least some of these are legit (the verses could be real ones mixed with someone else's writing) is they have lines that seem like no one else would have written, even if they could imitate Em's style perfectly. Examples:

"Listen numb nuts, what's your major malfunction?"
I'm pretty sure that's a Full Metal Jacket reference, why would someone randomly put that in there? Like, maybe the beat this was meant for had a vocal sample or something?

"Cut the cymbals"
Again, why randomly throw this in? It seems to specifically address the beat.

Some of the wordplay is just spot on Eminem, like, even the bad lines are Eminem style bad, not Wayne style bad.

I remember in an interview once Em said he lost a notebook in a diner and never got it back. That was a long time ago and these lines look current, but maybe he lost another? IDK, wishful thinking...

[Emadyville]

that was literally like in 01 or beginning of 02 haha that notebook if ever found would have been known as being found by now

[FreeSpeech]

that was literally like in 01 or beginning of 02 haha that notebook if ever found would have been known as being found by now

That's why I said maybe he lost ANOTHER notebook haha. I mean, I'm sure the pills made him a lil scatterbrained

[stevensullivan]

didn't his laptop get stolen pretty recently? I think someone broke into his hotel room and took it

[FreeSpeech]

didn't his laptop get stolen pretty recently? I think someone broke into his hotel room and took it

Damn you're right, MTV Movie Awards I think

[Norway kills]

I...

Hold it, hold it, hold it! It doesn't take a genious to realize you made these lyrics yourself.

[FreeSpeech]

I...

Hold it, hold it, hold it! It doesn't take a genious to realize you made these lyrics yourself.

I didn't. I've only posted like 2 links to them, other people have posted other lyrics. I honestly wouldn't waste my time biting Em's style just to have a dozen kids on the internet wonder if Eminem actually wrote them...

[whiteamerica]

"Listen numb nuts, what's your major malfunction?"
I'm pretty sure that's a Full Metal Jacket reference, why would someone randomly put that in there? Like, maybe the beat this was meant for had a vocal sample or something?

"Cut the cymbals"
Again, why randomly throw this in? It seems to specifically address the beat.

Some of the wordplay is just spot on Eminem, like, even the bad lines are Eminem style bad, not Wayne style bad.

I remember in an interview once Em said he lost a notebook in a diner and never got it back. That was a long time ago and these lines look current, but maybe he lost another? IDK, wishful thinking...

do you really think eminem would EVER call someone "numb-nuts"? ....that'll be the day he says he eats poop drop out of his anti-women hate oops call himself a sissy faggot and put it on straight loop

[Manly Moose]

These are probably fake, but I like some of these. Maybe Em should steal some of these.

[FreeSpeech]

do you really think eminem would EVER call someone "numb-nuts"? ....that'll be the day he says he eats poop drop out of his anti-women hate oops call himself a sissy faggot and put it on straight loop

-It's from FMJ, I checked
-He used "dick snots" his insults aren't exactly mature

[Poison Ivy]

That verse from the Cocaine is definitely fake.

[FreeSpeech]

That verse from the Cocaine is definitely fake.

Haha obviously, in the sense of it's not the actual verse. If somehow there were stolen Em lyrics, it COULD be real Em lyrics that either weren't used or were changed a lil by whoever had them to fit. Doubt it though, but I can hope.