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Write your own shitty numb verse

Postby Bugs » Nov 23rd, '12, 07:30

I'll start off first.

I'm the scary killer & I'm waiting for you to look (down down down)
I'm under your bed, waiting for you to turn out the lights and tell daddy to read you a scary story,
cause I'm filling a bit naughty and I need some little kid to pee in his pajamas,
so I can give the p.o some piss cause I tested dirty once from feeling a bit qweezy from a chick with big tits,
almost shit my pants last time cause I almost went to nutty house,
& I hope this time my p.o doesn't catch me in my little red blouse
cause not only will it be embarassing but an evil white boy like myself being there will be too dramatic for everybody,
but the daddy didn't deliver so now I'm stuck under the bed waiting to escape but I can't lift myself up cause I'm feeling numb.
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I feel like when I bend over backwards for you all you do is laugh
Cause that ain't good enough you expect me to fold myself in half till I snap
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Re: Write your own shitty numb verse

Postby Whitefox » Nov 23rd, '12, 08:04

wtf?
#encorefam
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Re: Write your own shitty numb verse

Postby whiteamerica2 » Nov 23rd, '12, 08:11

Bugs wrote:I'll start off first.

I'm the scary killer & I'm waiting for you to look (down down down)
I'm under your bed, waiting for you to turn out the lights and tell daddy to read you a scary story,
cause I'm filling a bit naughty and I need some little kid to pee in his pajamas,
so I can give the p.o some piss cause I tested dirty once from feeling a bit qweezy from a chick with big tits,
almost shit my pants last time cause I almost went to nutty house,
& I hope this time my p.o doesn't catch me in my little red blouse
cause not only will it be embarassing but an evil white boy like myself being there will be too dramatic for everybody,
but the daddy didn't deliver so now I'm stuck under the bed waiting to escape but I can't lift myself up cause I'm feeling numb.


dude you cannot tell a story... eminem just raps about random shit. that was way to good to be "shitty numb verse"

this would have been better..

im put up by construction workers (drywall), so you better look me in the (eyeball)
do i look dry, no i love the way you lie girl, now come on im the shit, in other words im in a toilet swirlin, and i come out your (rear rear rear), by the end of tonight i will have a bug bite, my sons tight, but wait i dont have a son but i dont give a shit cause im a stinky fuck, right?
i just might go in your room and take a broom to your gloomy as cause ur like the night, aafter i shit on you cause you the water in a toilet, im on this mic spewin my venom like a snake cause im sliverin around and movin as fast as a bike, cause i hit the ground and im feeling numb

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Re: Write your own shitty numb verse

Postby Ubb » Nov 24th, '12, 22:26

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Re: Write your own shitty numb verse

Postby whiteamerica2 » Nov 24th, '12, 23:49

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Re: Write your own shitty numb verse

Postby Atone » Nov 25th, '12, 00:55

(Bridge)
I walk on fire cuz i feel so numb, numb, numb

(Verse)
Here comes the fire marshal again, went and picked up his pen
oh boy go and tell all your friend's, marty, Jay, Bob, and Jim
get Henry, Mariah, Barbie and Ken, but that boy Nick can't get in
get 50 and Dre, Swifty, Royce, call up Joe, get some hoe's AND LET'S GO
throw it up, while i put it down, we came to have some fun
so get these bitches to suck me off til my dick goes numb
oh god this bitch is 16? swear i thought she was twenty-one
HERE GO THE POLICE, HURRY UP LET'S RUN
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