Em's Best Flips

[EminemBase]

Nail In The Coffin:

Slap my mom; slap the fuck out of her!
She can't sue you; she wouldn't get a buck out of ya
Cause you're broke as fuck, you suck, you're a fucking joke
If you was really selling coke, well then what the fuck
You stop for, dummy? If you slew some crack
You'd make a lot more money then you do from rap

yeah his insults are badass as fuck, I don't hear other rappers insulting in a real-world way like that; they often just make lame, unrealistic, abstract or thuggish threats or talk about how gangsta they are and the other ain't, or make endlessly embarrassing gay puns COUGHETHERCOUGH; Em rips them apart like an adult would analysing another adult's life, in real life. Really personal.

[Blu]

I remember when I first heard the line on Marsha Mathers, I didn't understand it till I saw the song Slim Anus by ICP and the first thing I thought of was “why the fuck did they name their song that?!”

[EminemBase]

I remember when I first heard the line on Marsha Mathers, I didn't understand it till I saw the song Slim Anus by ICP and the first thing I thought of was “why the fuck did they name their song that?!”

Yeah, I don't get how "Slim Anus" is insulting. What's insulting is that garbage attempt of a diss.

Yeah well it's lame as HELL and most rappers do that; just take their opponents name and just make it in to a dick or ass word, WOW OH HOW INSULTING , cringing lmao.

[Nvgt]

"Diss my wife but at least I got a bitch, you gay."

[Nvgt]

"I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again (Damn)
He disappeared yo he's gone he did it again"

"C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde
'Bis c'mon answer me man respond!"

Enough to kill "stan Live"/"U didn't care" claims.

[SliK]

I think you were a little hard on the beaver...

[Whitefox]

I understand that Christopher Reeve is not a rapper lol, but i like Em's line on Westwood freestyle

"Everybody get up, sit up Christopher"

"With the Christopher Reeve's beef, we started this with the wrong foot
Or should i say "fake leg, made out of wood"

[SliK]

"... Your attorney Fred Gibson's a faggot/
Talkin' bout I fabricated my past, he's just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass"

[shadymathers313]

This part from I Remember:

I never fucked with you, why would you fuck with me?
Knowin I could rap circles around you, what, you nuts as me?
Plus I can sing better than you and I don't fuckin sing
And probably play guitar better, and I ain't never touched a string

Is awesome

This is the winner here. I love this song and these lyrics in particular.

[Hopsinshadie]

''So I look German aye? That's okay you look like a fuckin worm with braids.''

''Talk about shit's creek, bitch you can be in piss creek, with paddles this deep. You're still gonna sink. You're a disgrace, yea they call me rabbit, this is a turtle race.''

''Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver. So was Eddie Haskell, Wally, and Ms Cleaver.''

''But I know something about you. You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school. This guy ain't no gangster. His real name's Clarence. And Clarence lives at home with both parents, and Clarence parents have a real good marriage.''

[shadymathers313]

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''Talk about shit's creek, bitch you can be in piss creek, with paddles this deep. You're still gonna sink. You're a disgrace, yea they call me rabbit, this is a turtle race.''

that rabbit, turtle race line always bothered me bc i figured he is referencing the old story of the Hare vs Tortoise. and in this story the hare takes a nap and the tortoise wins.

[Elision]

8 mile verses don't count. playing chess with yourself.

[Blu]

8 mile verses don't count. playing chess with yourself.

Was going to say this.