Berzerk lyrics (NHL14 Edition)

[Kmahrle83]

So, I was on the forums for ea NHL 14, and after reading sooo many complaints, and experiencing most of the BS that comes from EA myself, I happened to have MMLP2 on play and berzerk came on. For some reason, these alternate lyrics just kinda popped in my head so...don't hate on me too bad. It was just for fun and kind of a fun way to talk shit to the EA devs who release a broken game year after year. The people on EA forums were actually laughing

Now this games about to kick off, this year it looks wack
Let's take it back to straight coding and start it from scratch
I'm 'bout to bloody this ice up, everybody get back
That's why my controller needs a pad cause this games on the ra-aag
Just like I did with last years edition, I'm 'bout to kick it
Like with gary bettman, the fans are about to picket
Got 'em still on the bench cuz ea dunno how to fix it
rushing to yearly release, we should tell 'em stick it
My stick is looking frail, cuz of constant stick lifts.
Bout to go fight this guy, just for making a clean hit
Same goal scored 10 times a game gettin sick of it
The art of dangle dangle mixed with da glitching and disconnects
And If don't get the win, i'll quit
Been playing video hockey since you thought PE was gym, bi...

[Bridge]
Lace your skates up, get your stick down
(Lets glitch) all night long
Grow your dreds out, or you can get out
(Lets Glitch) all night long

[Hook]
We're gonna rag the puck until the buzzer sounds
You winning ain't allowed , cause EA sports says its in the gaem
So baby make just like S(ergei)-Fed and don't let the puck go, let the puck go-oh-oh
Say suck it , before you up and rage quit
Life's too short to not glitch for goals
So everybody, everybody (Lets Glitch) yeah

[Verse 2]
Guess it's just the way that I'm dressed, ain't it
Jerseys pressed, Nike skates crispy and fresh laced, so I guess it ain't
That pretty play or goal that made 'em just faint
Plus I showed up with a glitch fresher than wet paint
So if cheating is a chess game, check mate
But ref, this guy is cheatin', made a clean hit, (get in the box), bang-bang
Yessiree coach, I was thinkin' the same thang
So come get on this Kid's nerves,and rag on the puck, dang-dang
Pow-pow, chica, pow, chica, wow-wow
Got your goalie blowing up a valve, valve-valve
Ain't slowing down til you, throw in the towel, towel-towel
Real hockey?, I don't know how, huh-huh, how-how
At least I know that I don't know
Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel cheated
Hope so, now ho...

[Bridge]
Lace your skates up, get your stick down
(Lets glitch) all night long
Grow your dreds out, or you can get out
(Lets Glitch) all night long

[Hook 2]
We're gonna skate around until the buzzer sounds
You winnin ain't allowed cuz EA says it's in the gaem
So crank the hits up like crazy and dont let the puck go, let the puck go-oh-oh
Say suck it before you up ang rage quit
lifes to short to not glitch for goals
So everybody, everybody (Lets Glitch!) Get your goals

[Scratch]

[Verse 3]
They say that glitching is powerful as learning how to score real goals
All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that zamboni
With the ugly dreads and black skin
Rammer, oh sorry yo, we done both set the bar low
Far as playin with skill though, that's the past
But I done did enough cheating to knock bettman into tomorrow
And team, you want me to pass the puck? hell no!
But I am trying to find a way to glitch us a goal (Glitch Goal)
Oh, cuz I would rather be a
Glitcher with a potty mouth, cuz yo the leaderboards matter
glitch goals and Cross-crease is all i know
Kid you're fixing to get your record broke
Don't be absurd man, aint winnin baby
I ain't let anybody win since the great one, unless you're a crosby
Word kid, word man you heard, but don't get discouraged yet
This is your game, unless u actually wanna play hockey

[Bridge]
Lace your skates up, get your stick down
(Lets glitch) all night long
Grow your dreds out, or you can get out
(Lets Glitch) all night long

[Hook 2]
We're gonna skate around until the buzzer sounds
You winnin ain't allowed cuz EA says it's in the gaem
So crank the hits up like crazy and dont let the puck go, let the puck go-oh-oh
Say suck it before you up ang rage quit
lifes to short to not glitch for goals
So everybody, everybody (Lets Glitch!) Get your goals

[Kmahrle83]

On xbox? You can't beat me no matter how much practice tbh

I'm on xbox. PM me man. Always down for a friendly game of puck. PM me your GT. Been playing NHL games since the genesis days, and blades of steel on NES. I ain't the best but I'll give u a challenge for sure.

[Ottawa613]

o0boytoy0o (i didn't make this and realize its gay as fuck)

add it up for NHL 14 gaming! altho i play the ps4 more now, ill probably be on later. no mic tho :/