This A++ list rap star who has been quiet of late is not only hooked on heroin, but also has hepatitis. Hopefully that is all he has since he keeps having unprotected sex with as many fans a day as he can.
Now, most of you guys know that I just simply love Eminem. We have our ups and downs, but until the last sentence of that blind, my fuckin heart was pounding out of my chest. Let's just look at some of the evidence that I feel sort of points in the direction of Eminem being sick and on the fuckin horse.
1. Skinny, skinny, fuckin skinny.
I'm not going to post pictures because you guys already know what I'm talking about. He's a fuckin toothpick nowadays and hula hoops with a gnat cervix for cardio, so don't try to say he's buff because he's fucking not. The dude snacks on sugar free red bull and almonds...
2. Jaundice skin
Eminem looks a bit sunny. That's all. And the whole reason why he looks normal during the Cypher was because it was shot in black and white. This was done to hide his yellow skin. Poor dude.
3. Abdominal pains, nausea
This explains why he's sort of lost his dancing ability. It's kind of hard to be peppy during a performance when your stomach is hurting and you feel like barfing every five minutes. Also, notice how Eminem has been shouting and rapping a lot faster lately. Well, if I had to throw to up, I'd rap as fast as I could to get through the song before I blew chunks in Royce's mouth. Also, this explains why he wouldn't kiss Rihanna. Poor guy. There's also a blurb about your shit being the color of cola, and Eminem does drink diet coke, so I can only relate his obsession with that pop to the color of his shit. Makes sense, really.
4. Sleep issues, confusion.
Dude was popping ambien like tic tacs because he couldn't sleep. Well, hep C fucks up your sleeping schedule while also making you tired at the same time. I don't even know what that means but it sounds fucked up. As for the confusion part, watch that youtube interview with Royce. Yeah, he didn't know what the fuck was going on, there.
5. Fluid retention
6. Needles
Eminem has a lot of fucking tattoos. Like, a lot. And he was drunk/high while he got a lot of them, so we don't really know for sure if one night his artist was a bitter ICP fan and fucked him over with the gift that keeps on giving.
7. Methadone.
Eminem acts like he just sort of fell into taking methadone. BULLSHIT! Dude was on heroin and was probably switching to methadone when he was too fucked up to shoot up at the end of the day. I don't really know anything about drugs, so I feel like in my mind, this makes sense as well. My neighbor was a real estate queen who very functional, yet was practically swimming in heroin. I remember she had to go on methadone to treat her withdrawal symptoms from heroin, so that's my only experience with it. And from some movie I watched, I saw that heroin addicts like chocolate, and M&Ms have chocolate in them so I feel validated by that.
This blind is definitely about Lil Wayne, though. Just based on the last sentence.
But altogether, this is most likely 50 Cent.
Thanks for distracting me from my monster essay due tomorrow, dude.
