Best jokes on the songs
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Best jokes on the songs
by Excita » Mar 15th, '14, 13:16
Had to make this kind of thread, just basically list the shit where you're laughing your ass off for some " joke " on Em's song.
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Re: Best jokes on the songs
by StanBase » Mar 15th, '14, 15:46
Nicki Minaj line in fastlane
Bitch, you think you saw this basket first? Yeah that's backwards like Bob and silent Jay!
I laughed at the spaghett-even line. Deal with it.
Antidisestablishmentarianism line
Bitch, you think you saw this basket first? Yeah that's backwards like Bob and silent Jay!
I laughed at the spaghett-even line. Deal with it.
Antidisestablishmentarianism line
Rollefsen wrote:this guy is THE Spongebob.
Menzo wrote:one of my lowkey favourite 'newcomers' atm.
cement wrote:youre that real nikka
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Re: Best jokes on the songs
by TheBoss123 » Mar 15th, '14, 19:20
definitly the nick minaj line on fast lane
"let me tell you what this pretty little dames name is, cuz shes kinda famous , and i hope that i dont sound to heinous when i say this, but nicki minaj i wanna stick my penis in your anus"
as the world turns, a lot of good stuff on there but particularly this one
"..tryna buy me some time, then i remembered this magic trick, da dun dun da da da, go go gadget dick, whip that shit out aint no doubt about it, hit the ground n cause an earthquake and power outage"
This line on Criminal, its not really a joke per say, cuz 2/3 of the line was entirely true, but i still thought it was pretty funny,
"shit half the shit i say i just make it up to make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass, and if its not a rapper that i make it as, ima be a fuckin rapist in a jason mask"
from so much better..pretty much the whole song, but this one in particular.. "i got 99 problems and a bitch aint one, shes all 99 of em i need a machine gun"
from asshole.. "think youre one of a kind like you got some platinum vagina" and that whole "ICP in this bitch, how the fuck do magnets work...."
plenty of others but those immediately sprang to mind
"let me tell you what this pretty little dames name is, cuz shes kinda famous , and i hope that i dont sound to heinous when i say this, but nicki minaj i wanna stick my penis in your anus"
as the world turns, a lot of good stuff on there but particularly this one
"..tryna buy me some time, then i remembered this magic trick, da dun dun da da da, go go gadget dick, whip that shit out aint no doubt about it, hit the ground n cause an earthquake and power outage"
This line on Criminal, its not really a joke per say, cuz 2/3 of the line was entirely true, but i still thought it was pretty funny,
"shit half the shit i say i just make it up to make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass, and if its not a rapper that i make it as, ima be a fuckin rapist in a jason mask"
from so much better..pretty much the whole song, but this one in particular.. "i got 99 problems and a bitch aint one, shes all 99 of em i need a machine gun"
from asshole.. "think youre one of a kind like you got some platinum vagina" and that whole "ICP in this bitch, how the fuck do magnets work...."
plenty of others but those immediately sprang to mind
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Re: Best jokes on the songs
by Inhansed » Mar 15th, '14, 21:03
"That last Relapse album was ehhhhhh"
Deal with it.
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Re: Best jokes on the songs
by Excita » Mar 15th, '14, 21:17
Inhansed wrote:"That last Relapse album was ehhhhhh"
hmm... " That LAST Relapse album was ehhh "
Is he sayin' that Relapse 2 was bad?
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Re: Best jokes on the songs
by Solace » Mar 15th, '14, 22:04
excitaz wrote:Inhansed wrote:"That last Relapse album was ehhhhhh"
hmm... " That LAST Relapse album was ehhh "
Is he sayin' that Relapse 2 was bad?
How do you know he isn't talking about a scrapped project Last Relapse?
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Re: Best jokes on the songs
by Excita » Mar 15th, '14, 22:08
Solace wrote:excitaz wrote:Inhansed wrote:"That last Relapse album was ehhhhhh"
hmm... " That LAST Relapse album was ehhh "
Is he sayin' that Relapse 2 was bad?
How do you know he isn't talking about a scrapped project Last Relapse?
The Last Relapse
Or if it's Relapse 3 ?
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Re: Best jokes on the songs
by metsfan1121 » Mar 16th, '14, 00:21
What did you stop for dummy? If you slew some crack, you'd make a lot more money than you do from rap
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Re: Best jokes on the songs
by Mr Change » Mar 16th, '14, 01:40
metsfan1121 wrote:What did you stop for dummy? If you slew some crack, you'd make a lot more money than you do from rap
I LITERALLY CAME HERE TO POST THIS.
Wow.
jinofthewind wrote:And Koolo's sources said... Nothing you idiots Koolo's sources are dead they're locked in my basement
"Soon as I stopped saying I gave a fuck
Haters started to appreciate my art
And it just breaks my heart to look at all the pain I caused
But what am I gonna do when the rage is gone?
And the lights go out in that trailer park?"
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Re: Best jokes on the songs
by Inhansed » Mar 16th, '14, 05:38
Or if it's Relapse 3 ?
No its actually referring to Relaps3: Relapse 4
Deal with it.
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Re: Best jokes on the songs
by Amadeo » Mar 16th, '14, 11:11
Funny stuff from MMLP2:
The Yoda impression in Rhyme or Reason
"I hate everything, even this rhyme" part was also pretty amusing
The "Todd" stuff in So Far...the Facebook stuff was also funny
The Chuck D impression in Baby
L-l-l-lesbian in So Much Better
"Insert insult here" and "insaneness ain't even a word, you stupid fuck" in Brainless
The Yoda impression in Rhyme or Reason
"I hate everything, even this rhyme" part was also pretty amusing
The "Todd" stuff in So Far...the Facebook stuff was also funny
The Chuck D impression in Baby
L-l-l-lesbian in So Much Better
"Insert insult here" and "insaneness ain't even a word, you stupid fuck" in Brainless
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Re: Best jokes on the songs
by GGG » Mar 16th, '14, 18:08
Ma, you're still beautiful to me. Great comedy line from Headlights.
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Re: Best jokes on the songs
by kkaniff » Mar 18th, '14, 18:28
'insert insult here', the funniest thing Eminem has ever said.
the fresh David Koresh
#KanyeLost
#GrandeGang
Stuck out like a sore thumb, so I gave them the finger
There is only one God, the Crippled Godd
All I have in this world is a pistol and a promise, a fist full of dollars, a list full of problems...
#KanyeLost
#GrandeGang
Stuck out like a sore thumb, so I gave them the finger
There is only one God, the Crippled Godd
All I have in this world is a pistol and a promise, a fist full of dollars, a list full of problems...
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Re: Best jokes on the songs
by yung rom » Mar 18th, '14, 19:17
"Godamnit Dre where's the godamn beat"
When I was listening to Encore for the first time I was in the car and my whole family was sleeping. I got yelled at for waking up everyone by laughing too loudly
When I was listening to Encore for the first time I was in the car and my whole family was sleeping. I got yelled at for waking up everyone by laughing too loudly
Charlotte wrote:Talk about cringe please, check your own posts in ANY thread.
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Re: Best jokes on the songs
by Mr Change » Mar 19th, '14, 02:44
Horse wrote:Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah!) Well, then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you belchin'
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping
Could you dig what I'm sayin, man? Could you smell me?
I want you to feel like my stepfather felt me
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin
(Shady, what the fuck you saying?) I don't know - HELP ME!
What the fuck's happening?! I think I'm fucking MELLLTING!
"Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well-being"
NO, dad! I said NO! I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me her a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well, this is called 'Ass Rape' and we're shooting the jail scene"
Relapse da gawd da goat da greatest 10/10 masterpiece tbh
The joke were he says his Karma is catching up to him and proceeds to say someone got 'all elaborate and stuck a head from a fuckin' dead cat in my mailbox' is an amazing line, also the onion ring bit. Plus it's over the song(s) beats too
jinofthewind wrote:And Koolo's sources said... Nothing you idiots Koolo's sources are dead they're locked in my basement
"Soon as I stopped saying I gave a fuck
Haters started to appreciate my art
And it just breaks my heart to look at all the pain I caused
But what am I gonna do when the rage is gone?
And the lights go out in that trailer park?"
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