Eminem & Mark Wahlberg on TRL in 99

[Mr Change]

Em was clearly shitting himself lmao.

And it's obvious Mark would fuck him up physically.

What about some post-drug addict healthy fit Eminem vs. modern non-steroided Marky Mark action?

Yeah Wahlberg would probably still kill him but ah

And Wahlberg was awesome in The Departed

Any Wahlberg would kick Em's ass lmao.

I can just tell... I'm from a fairly rough, small city myself and I knew a lot of tough guys and... I was never a tough guy really but got by with my humour and... Em has a razor sharp tongue and may have hung with tough guys but you can so tell he's not tough, he's not the fighting type.

Mark on the other hand has that posture and physical confidence - and I'm not talking about the way he worked out, I'm saying he's a fighting type. He actually likes it. He would fuck Em up.

lol so true

I like thinking of Eminem like that though. The bad boy that'll roast you on the mic but ain't much of an actual fighter. Plus it goes with his Slim Shady persona

[Snakebeast]

Em was clearly shitting himself lmao.

And it's obvious Mark would fuck him up physically.

What about some post-drug addict healthy fit Eminem vs. modern non-steroided Marky Mark action?

Yeah Wahlberg would probably still kill him but ah

And Wahlberg was awesome in The Departed

Any Wahlberg would kick Em's ass lmao.

I can just tell... I'm from a fairly rough, small city myself and I knew a lot of tough guys and... I was never a tough guy really but got by with my humour and... Em has a razor sharp tongue and may have hung with tough guys but you can so tell he's not tough, he's not the fighting type.

Mark on the other hand has that posture and physical confidence - and I'm not talking about the way he worked out, I'm saying he's a fighting type. He actually likes it. He would fuck Em up.

Yes. This man would TOTALLY fuck Em up.



Mark Wahlberg is a fucking joke

[EminemBase]

lol so true

I like thinking of Eminem like that though. The bad boy that'll roast you on the mic but ain't much of an actual fighter. Plus it goes with his Slim Shady persona

Yeah plus he's way cooler that way, as that's him. That suits him.

Poking fun at himself as a cowardly psycho who will deceit you, hit women, drug you, chop you up and catch you off-guard suits him - his look, his posture and his character.

He's a comedic psycho.

He's not a fighter or a tough-guy, which is why his gangster period was so lame.

[EminemBase]

@Snake, yeah - he would.

You think a picture of someone looking goofy from the 90s invalidates their toughness lmao?

Anybody who knows anybody who can fight can see Mark is that type.

[Snakebeast]

@Snake, yeah - he would.

You think a picture of someone looking goofy from the 90s invalidates their toughness lmao?

Anybody who knows anybody who can fight can see Mark is that type.

Yep. Because looking at pictures of a dude/videos of his acting can CLEARLY show the man's a fighter. What's he going to do, beat up my Asian middle aged dad----OH WAIT. He's already done something like that, right?

Straight up gangsta from the streets of Boston. Just because someone acts like he can fight doesn't mean he can.

[Mr Change]

I sense a heated debate beginning

[EminemBase]

@Snake, yeah - he would.

You think a picture of someone looking goofy from the 90s invalidates their toughness lmao?

Anybody who knows anybody who can fight can see Mark is that type.

Yep. Because looking at pictures of a dude/videos of his acting can CLEARLY show the man's a fighter. What's he going to do, beat up my Asian middle aged dad----OH WAIT. He's already done something like that, right?

Straight up gangsta from the streets of Boston. Just because someone acts like he can fight doesn't mean he can.

Yes looking at videos of somebody you can tell.

You can tell by how a man walks and moves and given his background + that, it's obvious.

I knew many tough assholes, I know from experience - I'm not talking about a guy trash talking or how he acts in terms of his clothing or a mean stare, I'm talking body language. Mark can fight.

I dunno why you say streets of Boston as if it's not tough as well lmao... just because you heard Em say it? Boston actually is tough, all streets are tough, don't go by notoriety of street or area names you hear in gangsta songs. There's tough ass pricks and pussies all over the globe, every corner.

Mark grew up fighting and got arrested for assaults quite a few times - now assaulting people doesn't mean you can fight, but it means he's not afraid to, which only confirms what is obvious from his posture and body language. He grew up scrapping, and when you grow up scrapping you learn a tolerance to it. Mark can fight.

[Snakebeast]

@Snake, yeah - he would.

You think a picture of someone looking goofy from the 90s invalidates their toughness lmao?

Anybody who knows anybody who can fight can see Mark is that type.

Yep. Because looking at pictures of a dude/videos of his acting can CLEARLY show the man's a fighter. What's he going to do, beat up my Asian middle aged dad----OH WAIT. He's already done something like that, right?

Straight up gangsta from the streets of Boston. Just because someone acts like he can fight doesn't mean he can.

Yes looking at videos of somebody you can tell.

You can tell by how a man walks and moves and given his background + that, it's obvious.

I knew many tough assholes, I know from experience - I'm not talking about a guy trash talking or how he acts in terms of his clothing or a mean stare, I'm talking body language. Mark can fight.

Yes. His background. He attacked two middle aged vietnamese men with a large stick and threw rocks at black children. Fucking heavyweight champ, yeah?

Marky Mark is a fucking poser.

EDIT: Goddammit Embase dont edit your shit after you're done it makes me confused and shit

I dunno why you say streets of Boston as if it's not tough as well lmao... just because you heard Em say it? Boston actually is tough, all streets are tough, don't go by notoriety of street or area names you hear in gangsta songs. There's tough ass pricks and pussies all over the globe, every corner.

Mark grew up fighting and got arrested for assaults quite a few times - now assaulting people doesn't mean you can fight, but it means he's not afraid to, which only confirms what is obvious from his posture and body language. He grew up scrapping, and when you grow up scrapping you learn a tolerance to it. Mark can fight.

The boston thing was a joke. Probably didn't translate that well, but eh. As I stated above, he attacked two middle aged vietnamese men with a weapon and threw rocks at black children. Yeah. Real fucking brave.

[EminemBase]

Yes. His background. He attacked two middle aged vietnamese men with a large stick and threw rocks at black children. Fucking heavyweight champ, yeah?

Marky Mark is a fucking poser.

Yeah, attacked middle-aged men as a teen.

That shows a sociopathic streak and lack of basic fear of physical altercation - I knew a guy like that back where I was from - he fucked up two police men and was hard as nails. And he had the same posture and sense that I see in Mark.

You can see if a man is tough in how he stands, walks, his stature, you can fucking see it.

He would fuck Em up.

PS. who said he was brave? he attacked people pointlessly, broke a guy's jaw without provocation but that shows he LIKED confrontation. It's clear from the video of Em and him alone that Em DOESN'T and some stories which confirm Em as a little bit of a coward when it comes to fighting. Em talks the talk, Mark walks the walk. Simple Base maths yo.

[Snakebeast]

Yes. His background. He attacked two middle aged vietnamese men with a large stick and threw rocks at black children. Fucking heavyweight champ, yeah?

Marky Mark is a fucking poser.

Yeah, attacked middle-aged men as a teen.

That shows a sociopathic streak and lack of basic fear of physical altercation - I knew a guy like that back where I was from - he fucked up two police men and was hard as nails. And he had the same posture and sense that I see in Mark.

You can see if a man is tough in how he stands, walks, his stature, you can fucking see it.

He would fuck Em up.

PS. who said he was brave? he attacked people pointlessly, broke a guy's jaw without provocation but that shows he LIKED confrontation. It's clear from the video of Em and him alone that Em DOESN'T and some stories which confirm Em as a little bit of a coward when it comes to fighting. Em talks the talk, Mark walks the walk. Simple Base maths yo.

Lack of basic fear of physical altercation. That doesn't make him strong and good in a fight, that makes him a complete and utter idiot. People who can actually fight don't do that. Ever seen GSP? No posturing, no showing off.

From the video we saw of them together, I can tell that Mark Wahlberg couldn't(and still can't) take a joke, while Em likes to make them.

[EminemBase]

Yes. His background. He attacked two middle aged vietnamese men with a large stick and threw rocks at black children. Fucking heavyweight champ, yeah?

Marky Mark is a fucking poser.

Yeah, attacked middle-aged men as a teen.

That shows a sociopathic streak and lack of basic fear of physical altercation - I knew a guy like that back where I was from - he fucked up two police men and was hard as nails. And he had the same posture and sense that I see in Mark.

You can see if a man is tough in how he stands, walks, his stature, you can fucking see it.

He would fuck Em up.

PS. who said he was brave? he attacked people pointlessly, broke a guy's jaw without provocation but that shows he LIKED confrontation. It's clear from the video of Em and him alone that Em DOESN'T and some stories which confirm Em as a little bit of a coward when it comes to fighting. Em talks the talk, Mark walks the walk. Simple Base maths yo.

Lack of basic fear of physical altercation. That doesn't make him strong and good in a fight, that makes him a complete and utter idiot. People who can actually fight don't do that. Ever seen GSP? No posturing, no showing off.

From the video we saw of them together, I can tell that Mark Wahlberg couldn't(and still can't) take a joke, while Em likes to make them.

Yes but it's clear from that vid that Em DOESN'T have that basic lack of fear.

So regardless of how well either can fight - put a guy who isn't afraid and LIKES physical confrontation against a guy who would rather not = that guy will win every time. Because he wants it, all of his actions are aggressive and proactive rather than defensive or protective.

This is why Tyson got his ass beat in his later career - as he stated, he 'didn't have it any more', he didn't have that fire in his belly. Mark is the type that wants a physical fight, whether he's a good one or not doesn't make much difference. He'd kick his ass because he thrives it.

But yeah he can't take a joke. Neither could many of the people in the audience in that time it seemed... nobody seemed to get Em's basic sarcastic character. Or just didn't find it funny... either way they all need to lighten up yo.

[Snakebeast]

Yeah, attacked middle-aged men as a teen.

That shows a sociopathic streak and lack of basic fear of physical altercation - I knew a guy like that back where I was from - he fucked up two police men and was hard as nails. And he had the same posture and sense that I see in Mark.

You can see if a man is tough in how he stands, walks, his stature, you can fucking see it.

He would fuck Em up.

PS. who said he was brave? he attacked people pointlessly, broke a guy's jaw without provocation but that shows he LIKED confrontation. It's clear from the video of Em and him alone that Em DOESN'T and some stories which confirm Em as a little bit of a coward when it comes to fighting. Em talks the talk, Mark walks the walk. Simple Base maths yo.

Lack of basic fear of physical altercation. That doesn't make him strong and good in a fight, that makes him a complete and utter idiot. People who can actually fight don't do that. Ever seen GSP? No posturing, no showing off.

From the video we saw of them together, I can tell that Mark Wahlberg couldn't(and still can't) take a joke, while Em likes to make them.

Yes but it's clear from that vid that Em DOESN'T have that basic lack of fear.

So regardless of how well either can fight - put a guy who isn't afraid and LIKES physical confrontation against a guy who would rather not = that guy will win every time. Because he wants it, all of his actions are aggressive and proactive rather than defensive of protective.

BECAUSE EM IS NOT A FUCKING SOCIOPATHIC RETARD.

You honestly think that a guy who likes physical confrontation will always win against someone who doesn't want to? My fucking Karate sensei doesn't like fighting without reason. He was Canadian Karate champion.

You know what happens to headstrong idiots who charge into fights? They get owned. Badly.

This is why Tyson got his ass beat in his later career - as he stated, he 'didn't have it any more', he didn't have that fire in his belly. Mark is the type that wants a physical fight, whether he's a good one or not doesn't make much difference. He'd kick his ass because he thrives it.

But yeah he can't take a joke. Neither could many of the people in the audience in that time it seemed... nobody seemed to get Em's basic sarcastic character. Or just didn't find it funny... either way they all need to lighten up yo.

An organized fight is completely different. Both people HAVE to want to fight or else they shouldn't be competing at all. Just because you WANT to kick somebody's ass doesn't mean you can. In Marky Mark's case, his sociopathic(as you put it) need to fight would actually be the reason he'd lose.

And yeah. Nowadays, audiences laugh at every joke Em makes, funny or not

[EminemBase]

BECAUSE EM IS NOT A FUCKING SOCIOPATHIC RETARD.

You honestly think that a guy who likes physical confrontation will always win against someone who doesn't want to? My fucking Karate sensei doesn't like fighting without reason. He was Canadian Karate champion.

Yeah on they streets or in a normal fight between guys, the sociopath usually wins.

You're talking about Karate... Em does not know Karate unfortunately lmao. If he did and was a master at some kind of calm, masterful fighting art, you'd have a point.

However, he's just a regular guy. So without martial technique, he'd get bombarded. Street fighting is brutal and relentless, Mark would dominate him because he's a psycho who wants to fight: would Mark get owned by a martial master? No doubt. But Eminem isn't the Karate Kid.

In Marky Mark's case, his sociopathic(as you put it) need to fight would actually be the reason he'd lose.

Naaaaaaaaaaah.

It would be the reason Mark would lose against any kind of professional fighter.

But against your average joe who doesn't want a fight, he'd win.

[Snakebeast]

BECAUSE EM IS NOT A FUCKING SOCIOPATHIC RETARD.

You honestly think that a guy who likes physical confrontation will always win against someone who doesn't want to? My fucking Karate sensei doesn't like fighting without reason. He was Canadian Karate champion.

Yeah on they streets or in a normal fight between guys, the sociopath usually wins.

You're talking about Karate... Em does not know Karate unfortunately lmao. If he did and was a master at some kind of calm, masterful fighting art, you'd have a point.

However, he's just a regular guy. So without martial technique, he'd get bombarded. Street fighting is brutal and relentless, Mark would dominate him because he's a psycho who wants to fight: would Mark get owned by a martial master? No doubt. But Eminem isn't the Karate Kid.

In Marky Mark's case, his sociopathic(as you put it) need to fight would actually be the reason he'd lose.

Naaaaaaaaaaah.

It would be the reason Mark would lose against any kind of professional fighter.

But against your average joe who doesn't want a fight, he'd win.

Wait, what? Em stated in his biography that he did learn fighting, you know. He practiced bare knuckle boxing with Proof, and I assume he also got some training from the varying degrees of gangsters he met and worked with. Marky Mark on the other hand....do you think he did some kung fu with the Funky Bunch?

[Mr Change]

Guys, can't we all just agree that prime Fifty would beat em both up at the same time?