What lines make you bust out laughing?

[EminemBase]

Listening to Relapse in the car, there are a lot of hilarious lines. In "Stay Wide Awake", the imagery of him dancing in his red panties always makes me laugh, it's just so...mentally deranged given the scenario lmao.

"Same Song and Dance" has a few of the funniest for me...

My favourite is...

"Come on toots give me the valium, alley-oop; I'm slam dunk it in ya mouth till ya puke - and just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup"

His attention to detail there is, in my opinion, better than any other period in its own way. Implying her age by mentioning the soup she'll pass out in... I love the style of Relapse so much.

'Toots', lmao.

[EminemBase]

Listening to Relapse in the car, there are a lot of hilarious lines. In "Stay Wide Awake", the imagery of him dancing in his red panties always makes me laugh, it's just so...mentally deranged given the scenario lmao.

"Same Song and Dance" has a few of the funniest for me...

My favourite is...

"Come on toots give me the valium, alley-oop; I'm slam dunk it in ya mouth till ya puke - and just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup"

His attention to detail there is, in my opinion, better than any other period in its own way. Implying her age by mentioning the soup she'll pass out in... I love the style of Relapse so much.

'Toots', lmao.

Relapse deserves way more credited and the non-intelligent faggots need to know that he didn't just say stuff to rhyme.
I laugh whenever someone says Relapse is just rhymes upon rhymes duuuude.

Oh it's so much more.

There's a total coherence in the writing style similar to how he had a totally unique 'ring' to 99 Shady. People may think I'm over-egging this but I'm not, if you listen to 98/99 Shady, there's a certain way to how he phrases things that makes it a character, it's not 'just him'.

Relapse is even more different than normal him, he's more aimlessly slap-happy psychotic, but there's a very coherent and consistent style and character in that writing. And it's not 'just rhyming', anybody smart enough to hear his character and know the detail of what he's doing will get that.

[EminemBase]

Well, Blu thought this didn't make sense at all when it's easily one of the well written lines in Relapse lol

Tic-tac-toe comes with 6-pack, with Exacto
Knives, strangling wives with thick lasso
3 bags of the grass, Zig Zags. I'm with the Doc, so

I'm sure you know what he's talking about there.
And in case you're confused, it's X-acto not exacto

One of my favourite lines from this song is:

"Picasso with a pic-axe, a sick asshole"

the back-to-front rhyming all crammed in to one phrase there is beautiful, it's like ping-pong rhymes PICAS / PICAXE / SICKASS. And it makes so much sense and completely encapsulates what he is...

I love it when he sums himself up or refers to himself...

Another of my favorites recently where he does this is "Dick Dastardly of audacity", that's perfect.

[cheeseburger]

^I love both same song & and dance and stay wide awake. My two favorites on relapse i think.

[Never_Enough]

I remember the first time I listened to Canibitch I had the lyrics on screen and I was reading them as the song was going.
"So I went back and read the first few letters that said
some shit about a message you left
Oh shit, that's not a E, that's an A!
This dude wants to leave me a massage, he's gay!"
Made laugh so hard that I had to stop the song.

Then also
"So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed (impact)
What was that? Oh, Jermaine Dupri
Fuck it," Keep goin', no time to waste
Wait, back up. Hit him one more time, in case"
cracks me up everytime.

[Amaranthine]

Wattup Miss. Bitch
(Yo what's up with the ring, you married?)
Shit, I'm still mingling, bitch
I just wanted a ring, this is the only finger that fit
Wattup with you, you married?
(Naww, I'm divorced)
Of course you are, you little fuckin' trailer park whore
(Trailer? I don't live in no trailer. I live in a mobilization unit, for your information)
Bitch, I got a dick, wanna fuck?
Hold still, so i don't use birth control pills slut
Fuck, pump so much cum in your stomach that when I pull out
A years and a half old body, deranged baby fall out
And I ain't stayin to pay no child support

[EminemBase]

His hilarious voice acting on Kim and My Fault makes me laugh...Kim and Susan's hysterical, whiny voices = black comedy at its finest.

Yeah and when he does the psychotic "THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT !!?", that's pretty fucking dark and funny. At his best, Em really did / does / can have an astute grasp of comedy in its darkest forms, he can be really funny or just really encapsulate twisted humour so well. But not just aimlessly, there's real personality and a comedic mind behind it.

Yep. It will take a very special artist to come along and do something more jaw-dropping than Kim.

The third verse could have been dialogue from a Tarantino movie or something. He must have seen a few movies like that. There are a whole bunch of influences he's either forgotten to mention or he just won't.

When he starts planning the framing of Kim's murder out loud, you can imagine a kind of movie flashback scene in your mind, that plays out with Eminem's voice over as the son gets his throat cut etc. No other rapper can write such cinematic lyrics. He had the mind of a movie director.

Yeah, I've never heard a track... song dialogue sound so chilling and real too...

It's almost absurdly unrealistic, but it hits such a spot, it's so real-time.

His voice acting is superb.

[Bugs]

Wattup Miss. Bitch
(Yo what's up with the ring, you married?)
Shit, I'm still mingling, bitch
I just wanted a ring, this is the only finger that fit
Wattup with you, you married?
(Naww, I'm divorced)
Of course you are, you little fuckin' trailer park whore
(Trailer? I don't live in no trailer. I live in a mobilization unit, for your information)
Bitch, I got a dick, wanna fuck?
Hold still, so i don't use birth control pills slut
Fuck, pump so much cum in your stomach that when I pull out
A years and a half old body, deranged baby fall out
And I ain't stayin to pay no child support

What is that from?

[PAINKILLƎR]

Wattup Miss. Bitch
(Yo what's up with the ring, you married?)
Shit, I'm still mingling, bitch
I just wanted a ring, this is the only finger that fit
Wattup with you, you married?
(Naww, I'm divorced)
Of course you are, you little fuckin' trailer park whore
(Trailer? I don't live in no trailer. I live in a mobilization unit, for your information)
Bitch, I got a dick, wanna fuck?
Hold still, so i don't use birth control pills slut
Fuck, pump so much cum in your stomach that when I pull out
A years and a half old body, deranged baby fall out
And I ain't stayin to pay no child support

What is that from?

"She's The One" I think... with Royce

[Solace]

And Angelina Jolie is just another hoe,
And Brad is a sucker because once I fuck her,
She wants to go to Somalia to adopt another baby,
You know what I say? No

Bolded part is what made me laugh

Honestly, GOAT has so many lines that made me laugh when I first heard it.

[Coulter]

I'm wanted for theft and robbery,
And probably smack a bitch up in the lobby, G,
'Cause she don't want none of me.

I'm picturing him in a police station and them asking him why he hit the woman and the old school Eminem just saying "Ayyo, she ain't want none of me."

Ya'll don't get my point, I'm from Detroit,
Smoking fake grass like a joint,
That's the worst, simplest rhyme I ever said in my life,
But at the end of the night, I'll still be fucking your wife!

You can't drop rhymes nonstop like this.
I might twist, my friggin' dick up in your ear,
Rappers always wanna stand clear.

Every time, the illest MC of our time!
I rhymed time and time twice, but I'm nice,
With this mic device, that I slice, right through your Adam's apple!
I had a Snapple, and a motherfriggin' syringe!
Up in the bathroom, I shouldn't have, but yo, I boinked!

The fact that it was off the top of his head, and he fucked up a couple rhymes, this shit was hilarious.

[UofLCard]

Oh shit, that's not a E, that's an A!
This dude wants to leave me a massage, he's gay!"

That's another good one.

[EmTV]

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube, Ew, Ew, Ew, EW!

[cheeseburger]

Shes distracted by my reflectors
Man I can tell this chicks attracted
My wheels SPOKE TO HER

[kkaniff]

'like its my fault his name rhymes with so many different words, jeez' dude actually managed to sound petulant.