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Re: funniest eminem lines

Postby EminemBase » May 17th, '13, 11:35

_Hawk_ wrote:
EminemBase wrote:
Geno wrote:I think he says "Newsflash: I'm still trashed", not "trash".

As in wasted, or gone off pills, etc.

Cuz he talks about that a lot in his verse.


Naaaaaaaaaaah, after re-checking it just now, am pretty positive he says 'trash', and makes more sense as 'still trash' / kilt, ass... I know he could and often does still just half-rhymed trashed and ass, but, if he said trashed - he then talks about being stronger...

He always calls himself trash, it's like an introductory comic line.

We may have to respectfully disagree homie.

If it is 'trash' as I reckon it is, that's fucking funny, I love that line.


It is definitely trashed. It makes more sense, especially considering he goes on to talk about how his pills have made him stronger. Calling himself trash would be of-route in this regards.

Rap Genius agrees.


Well I disagree, I still think it's 'trash'.

Also, trashed doesn't make sense - to say you're trashed in that context would mean you're still fucked up, he then goes on to say the pills should have killed him, but they rebuilt him, thus implying he's strong and sober, not that he's drugged out. Trashed means drugged out.

He often opens with lines that have little to do with the next, it's just a way of starting the verse, then he thinks of what can rhyme with it and goes from there, it's a free verse not a story.

'Newsflash, I'm still trash' is like "I'm still here, newsflash, the trash is back; newsflash, I'm still an asshole, I'm not humbled... even THOUGH I nearly died". Makes more sense to me than "I'm still fucked up off drugs, even though I'm not, I'm stronger..."

flash/trash/ass, those were the rhymes. Not flash/trashed/ass.

PS. regardless of what it is, that verse is fucking awesome. Lines are darts. Just listening to it again now... I think history will look favourably on his lyricism of 09/10... apart from the puns of course but, his Westwood performances are out of this world, you could argue his lines aren't as potent or comical as his prime perhaps but he's working on a sharp ass level all the same.
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Re: funniest eminem lines

Postby LMShady » May 17th, '13, 13:02

Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?
But what am I gonna do when the rage is gone and the lights go out in that trailer park?
GUTS OVER FEAR
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Re: funniest eminem lines

Postby CrashBand » May 18th, '13, 07:13

"I just said it, I ain't know if you'd do it or not" - Who Knew

"But in the long run, these drugs are probably going
To catch up sooner or later but fuck it, I'm on one"

"I gotta go bitch, you know I have stuff to do
Cause if I get caught cheatin' then I'm stuck with you" - Drug Ballad

"Awww naww, big Slim Dogg
Eighty pound balls, dick six inch long" - Bitch Please 2

"Fuck you too bitch, call the cops,
I'mma kill you and them loud ass motherfuckin' barking dogs" - Forgot About Dre

"So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?
That ain't no reason to start wigging and spaz out"

She said "Help me I think I'm having a seizure!"
I said, "I'm high too bitch, quit grabbing my t-shirt" - My Fault

^one of my very favourites
I'm not tryin to be rude, but I sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of your mouth
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Re: funniest eminem lines

Postby _Hawk_ » May 18th, '13, 16:51

I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis germs
and I'm hotter than my dick is when I piss and it burns
"Oh, he'll give us what we need.
It may not be what we want."
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Re: funniest eminem lines

Postby BlueberryWun » May 19th, '13, 23:34

Entire verses on Role Model
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MURDER, MURDER YOUNG G STRAPPED WITH HIS BURNER BURNER
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Re: funniest eminem lines

Postby infinite2hts » May 20th, '13, 06:21

Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES
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Re: funniest eminem lines

Postby Whitefox » May 20th, '13, 07:45

Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give it!
#encorefam
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Re: funniest eminem lines

Postby Devil'sAdvocate » May 20th, '13, 10:27

I'm just a criminal making a life out of the world's misery
The devil ain't on a level same as him!
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Re: funniest eminem lines

Postby Coulter » May 25th, '13, 18:44

"I can describe areas of your house you wouldn't find on an episode of Cribs."
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Miller wrote:
I'm gonna be pissed if Em finally beefs again and it's with fucking Iggy.
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Re: funniest eminem lines

Postby Mathers » May 25th, '13, 18:50

''I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school)''

''I'll show you pussyfooting, I'll kick a bitch in the cunt till it makes queef and sounds like a fucking whoopee cushion''
Fuck top five, bitch, I'm top four
And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
And I got an Evil Twin
So who the fuck do you think that third and that fourth spot's for?
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Re: funniest eminem lines

Postby SliK » May 26th, '13, 01:34

"...I'll vanish off the face of this planet
and come back speaking so much Spanish Pun can't even understand it!"
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Re: funniest eminem lines

Postby Willy » May 26th, '13, 07:30

I always grin when I hear: "I don't got that bad of a mouth do I? Fuck, shit-ass, bitch, cunt, shooby-de-do-wop..." Who Knew is on another level.
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Re: funniest eminem lines

Postby CrashBand » May 26th, '13, 07:36

Coulter wrote:"I can describe areas of your house you wouldn't find on an episode of Cribs."

I'm pretty sure on Mariah's Cribs episode she wouldn't show her bedroom :coffee:
I'm not tryin to be rude, but I sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of your mouth
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Re: funniest eminem lines

Postby CrashBand » May 26th, '13, 07:37

Willy wrote:I always grin when I hear: "I don't got that bad of a mouth do I? Fuck, shit-ass, bitch, cunt, shooby-de-do-wop..." Who Knew is on another level.

I get a similar reaction from "Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts"
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