Onion Ring scene

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 20th, '13, 00:08

Think of it like this mayne, if I know I'm going to be swallowing cum at some point, I'm going to be a lot less grossed out when I swallow the cum than I would be if I ate cum on my onion rings that I didn't know was on them, I'd be pretty grossed out in that case.

No homo.

by **AbramIsaac** » Jul 20th, '13, 00:09

Nothing says "surprise" like pissing inside of someone while you're fucking them.

Just sayin'.

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 20th, '13, 00:11

AbramIsaac wrote:Nothing says "surprise" like pissing inside of someone while you're fucking them.

Just sayin'.

That's how you get them pregnant though, I don't want to be a dad yet.

I think taking a dump on the floor while she gives you head would be a cool surprise.

by **AbramIsaac** » Jul 20th, '13, 00:13

Then just look at her like "Why are you stopping?"

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 20th, '13, 00:16

AbramIsaac wrote:Then just look at her like "Why are you stopping?"

Then just ignore the shit like it isn't there, she'll be looking at it the whole time you're screwing. Just pretend it doesn't exist.

Then in the wee hours of the morning, clean it up while she sleeps and then deny it ever happened. She'll think she's crazy.

by **AbramIsaac** » Jul 20th, '13, 00:19

If you're fucking a girl that will continue having sex with you after you shit in the floor, you have either found love, or she's fucking you for meth. Or both.

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 20th, '13, 00:22

AbramIsaac wrote:If you're fucking a girl that will continue having sex with you after you shit in the floor, you have either found love, or she's fucking you for meth. Or both.

One of my dad's good friends wife shit on him after anal, and he didn't leave. He also threw up pretty much in her mouth by accident while drunk.

I'm pretty sure they were meant to be together.

by **AbramIsaac** » Jul 20th, '13, 00:24

Well, when you fuck a girl in the ass, you're accepting the possibility that you're going to get shit on. That's just the way it works.

by **UofLCard** » Jul 20th, '13, 01:54

Good thing I don't like onion rings.

by **SliK** » Jul 20th, '13, 01:57

AbramIsaac wrote:Well, when you fuck a girl in the ass, you're accepting the possibility that you're going to get shit on. That's just the way it works.

It's a tough rule but a fair one.

by **CrashBand** » Jul 20th, '13, 02:21

I've got splinter dick, and I've got it as bad as I've ever had it.

by **Him Shadow** » Jul 20th, '13, 15:27

When I saw the tittle I don't know why but I thought that it's baybe about some onion (onion tv) parody of the ring movie and I was wondering how is that related to Emnem.

by **Arrinef** » Jul 20th, '13, 16:24

It adds flavor

by **SoggyOnionRings** » Jul 23rd, '13, 00:26

My name is dedicated to this scene.

by **Atone** » Jul 31st, '13, 04:29

This made me hungry...also, i'm a addictive browser on bestgore

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