Oh COME ON

[2PointOBoy]

He did this soft voice, similar flow, and the similar rhyming shtick on "A Kiss" and "Throw It Up" - I didn't like this combination then, I don't particularly like it now, but the beat on this is really nice and it gives you a better vibe. At this point, I'm saying it's being overrated but it's rattling up the internet though, mainly because of the length and double time flow and title... I totally get where you're coming from.

[EminemInsider]

"Rap God" is the same fucking song he's been doing since the post-Recovery days. Actually, he was already headed in this direction on Recovery...the model structure for him on this was his "Here We Go" flow, and he was doing this same style on "Despicable."

Are we really going to pretend this isn't exactly what we all feared/suspected? This is the exact song I predicted for "Berzerk." I guess he waited until he'd done some old school rap homage before putting it out, however.

He's trying to show off how "bored" he is with rap and how talented he is by changing his delivery every several bars so that by the time the song is over, he basically had 14 different deliveries. No connection to anything he's saying, only concerned with making syllables land where he wants them to on the beat.

In reality, he's not bored with rap...he's out of ideas for things to rap about, and he's trying to cover it up with with an arrogant facade in his music so he can get the respect from today's hip hawp heads that is really the only thing motivating him at this point.

Here's more or less how every song goes for him these days:

Slowwww, ironic opening bar ending in deeeep voice
Slowwww, ironic opening bar ending in deeeep voice
Stay slow, don't you feel the claustrophobia?
Stay slow, don't you feel the claustrophobia?
Double time, double time, double time, double time
Double time, double time double time, double time
Soften voice but maintain the double time flow
Soften voice even lower and maintain double time flow, then on the last few words, YELL THEM AGAIN!
Yell a few bars in a medium speed
Yell a few bars in a medium speed
Mim-ic each-drum-beat with the syl-la-bles ma-king sure that they hit so the words them-selves sound awk-ward
Now end every line with the same word like "boy"
End every line with the same word like "boy"
End every line with the same word like "boy"
End every line with the same word like "boy"
Then remind everyone that you can rhyme more than just "boy" by completely changing the scheme
Now rap so fast that nobody can understand you, show off that speed
Show off that speed
Show off that speed
Emcees get so blah blah blah.
That they Blah blah blah.
Like a blah blah blah.
Like a blah blah blah.
Slowwwww bars in loud voice
Slow bars in loud voice
Slow bars in soft voice
Slow bars in soft voice
Fast bars in soft voice
Fast bars in soft voice
Fast bars in louuuuud voice
Fast bars in LOUD VOICE
...etc.

Oh yeah, and don't forget to split rhymes between lines regularly.

And the album is called MMLP2. The Alienem era is upon us.

Son. Your name is EminemInsider, you wrote a fuckin' paragraph over a rapper you think has fallen off years ago, and you're making fun of others with a 25k post count? Let this sink in for a moment... Realize what you're doing... Suicide is not the answer...

Son, you're old enough to turn on a computer but don't even know what a paragraph is. Let this sink in for a moment...

[Trimss]

Fat looking boiiiii

[JamaicanPattlez]

Son, you're old enough to turn on a computer but don't even know what a paragraph is. Let this sink in for a moment...

Son, you couldn't think of an original joke, so you had to use my already poverty one. I'll let THAT one sink in for a moment...

[EminemInsider]

Son, you're old enough to turn on a computer but don't even know what a paragraph is. Let this sink in for a moment...

Son, you couldn't think of an original joke, so you had to use my already poverty one. I'll let THAT one sink in for a moment...

Son, you can't even make sense in consecutive posts. You're never gonna see a response from me to your failed posts in this thread again. You let that sink in.

[JamaicanPattlez]

Son, you're old enough to turn on a computer but don't even know what a paragraph is. Let this sink in for a moment...

Son, you couldn't think of an original joke, so you had to use my already poverty one. I'll let THAT one sink in for a moment...

Son, you can't even make sense in consecutive posts. You're never gonna see a response from me to your failed posts in this thread again. You let that sink in.

I accept your defeat gracefully.

[CrashBand]

EminemInsider may be a cunt to a lot of members, but he is one of the few members who actually make original jokes on this site rather than relaying memes and phrases.

His fake Walt Jr. conversation with Gretchen was hilarious.

[JamaicanPattlez]

EminemInsider may be a cunt to a lot of members, but he is one of the few members who actually make original jokes on this site rather than relaying memes and phrases.

His fake Walt Jr. conversation with Gretchen was hilarious.

I know lmao, I'm messing around.

[Amadeo]

At the thread, and the Walt reference.

[dead prez]

I actually agree, it's somewhat of a retread (lyrically) of his No Love verse. It's not a bad song by any means and actually quite good in some parts (where he raps normally and doesn't constantly shift the pitch in his voice like some schizophrenic weirdo). The best parts were the beginning of his third verse cause where he sounded normal for once, but yeah if he stops constantly changing his tempo and pitch in his voice every five seconds but raps normally with clarity than he could be quite good. But I doubt that's happening and he seems to wow everyone with his style over substance flow.

[Insidious91]

Never seen so much butthurt in one thread, and I'm not talking about the OP

[Insidious91]

Well I'm talkin bout you, you're a homo!

I was talking about you too!

[Almostlity]

You're such a fucking loser. Seriously, you're 1079/1079 for demonstrating how much of an internally angry, socially awkward, obsessive virgin fucking loser you are.

I don't even care if you don't like the song, you're just...such a massive loser the way you showcase yourself, and with one of the Stannliest names here. It's people like you that make me grateful and realize how much shittier my mental health and social skills could be.

Thank you.

Fuck you and go listen to Mockinbird.

Poverty thread

Oh look fat virgins are back

feels.

[Fleka]

I don`t agree with the OP.
And I think Alm is a girl. Seriously, I do. I have a friend (she is a girl). She is on Facebook, Instagram...all that shit. She has thousands of pictures. There is a picture for every fucking situation, every place she goes at...everything. She changes her status 5 times a day, shares songs... And she is the first to make fun of people that are addicted to Facebook or Instagram. It`s like she lives in a denial of herself. Just like Alm. If he points out people that get butthurt here and if he talks shit about Eminem-he will kinda protect himself, hide that he is a kid (female kid=little girl) that is hooked to this forum and other members can really hurt him (her) when they say mean stuff. Alm is like tough guy that makes fun of delusional Stans, but that is just a mask on a girly face full if zits and acne.

[Fleka]

Oh, you just hate me because you fell off hard.