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Re: After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Emin

Postby Mike_88 » Nov 1st, '13, 18:08

Question for girls or fags actually.
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Re: After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Emin

Postby Cortex » Nov 1st, '13, 18:11

Start talking to him in a Ken voice
"Hey there, cock boy"
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Re: After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Emin

Postby therapist » Nov 1st, '13, 18:12

Mike_88 wrote:Question for girls or fags actually.


Lol. People will listen to Em playing the role of his gay-pedophile alter ego Ken Kaniff, and laugh hilariously at the fact that he's having an orgy with other men on the MMLP skit... but when someone on a forum asks a silly question about what you would do if you woke up next to em naked, it's for fags?

Got it. :)
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Re: After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Emin

Postby Mike_88 » Nov 1st, '13, 18:19

Revolutionary wrote:
Mike_88 wrote:Question for girls or fags actually.

Sarcasm isn't your thing, eh?


I guess not today...
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Re: After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Emin

Postby kasia » Nov 1st, '13, 18:20

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kasia wrote:Take a picture.


Gotta make sure to flip him over so you can blackmail him for his tiny penis :P

Sure. :y:
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Re: After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Emin

Postby therapist » Nov 1st, '13, 18:28

kasia wrote:
therapist wrote:
kasia wrote:Take a picture.


Gotta make sure to flip him over so you can blackmail him for his tiny penis :P

Sure. :y:


You know it was funny... *in kens voice*
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Re: After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Emin

Postby yoda you can call me » Nov 1st, '13, 18:31

DAFUQ????????
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Re: After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Emin

Postby Mike_88 » Nov 1st, '13, 18:34

Charlotte Mathers wrote:Fuck him


He only fucking wit Rihanna and maybe Skylar Grey on the weekend.
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Re: After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Emin

Postby therapist » Nov 1st, '13, 18:35

Mike_88 wrote:
Charlotte Mathers wrote:Fuck him


He only fucking wit Rihanna and maybe Skylar Grey on the weekend.


And J-Lo in his mind.
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Re: After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Emin

Postby EG. » Nov 1st, '13, 18:37

try to get as much money out of it as possible
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Re: After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Emin

Postby kasia » Nov 1st, '13, 18:48

Charlotte Mathers wrote:Fuck him

fuck with a God... now, that's something. :happy:
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Re: After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Emin

Postby therapist » Nov 1st, '13, 19:11

kasia wrote:
Charlotte Mathers wrote:Fuck him

fuck with a God... now, that's something. :happy:


Like Superman and Wonderwoman fucking while flying through the cosmos creating wormholes and warps in the time space continuum. Then Superman ejaculates pure ether which form onto paper as lyrics before being sold to Satan himself. Then em steals it from satan, rewrites the shitty parts, and comes out with SSLP2.
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Re: After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Emin

Postby buffalo bill » Nov 1st, '13, 19:20

Fuck him again. I'd even let him pee on me if he wanted that.
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Re: After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Emin

Postby kasia » Nov 1st, '13, 19:23

therapist wrote:
kasia wrote:
Charlotte Mathers wrote:Fuck him

fuck with a God... now, that's something. :happy:


Like Superman and Wonderwoman fucking while flying through the cosmos creating wormholes and warps in the time space continuum. Then Superman ejaculates pure ether which form onto paper as lyrics before being sold to Satan himself. Then em steals it from satan, rewrites the shitty parts, and comes out with SSLP2.

:o


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Re: After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Emin

Postby Mike_88 » Nov 1st, '13, 19:50

buffalo bill wrote:Fuck him again. I'd even let him pee on me if he wanted that.


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