#teamMMLP2>SSLP

[shadyblogger]

MMLP2 being 4th isn't even bad at all. It has 3 phenomenal albums in front of it. It has always been "is it as good as the top 3", but Em has a powerful top 4 at this point.

nice theory, but mmlp2 > sslp

Nah. I just played SSLP. It might be #2 for me actually

[EminemInsider]

SSLP still sounds fresh.

don't be lying to yourself .. a shitload of them beats sound dated as fuck

Considering those beats sound like nobody else's from that era or any other era, that doesn't make any sense.

[shadyblogger]

Noddy is blinded by his SSLP hate

[Notalius]

SSLP still sounds fresh.

don't be lying to yourself .. a shitload of them beats sound dated as fuck

Considering those beats sound like nobody else's from that era or any other era, that doesn't make any sense.

lol.. you can't actually be listening to Cum on everybody and not say that the beat sounds "dusty" as fuck.

Just gonna take 2001 as an example. If that album dropped today it would still sound fresh as fuck. It's timeless. I don't think that the same could be applied to the SSLP, hell not even the MMLP

[Notalius]

Noddy is blinded by his SSLP hate

I'm not, I love the SSLP for various reasons. But saying that the beats aren't dated is just blasphemy.

[SliK]

Where is the '97 Bonnie and Clyde, Rock Bottom, Just/Still Don't Give a Fuck on MMLP2?

Lines like:
"I get imaginative with a mouthful of adjectives, a brain full of adverbs and a box full of laxatives"

"I want the money, the women, the fortune, and the fame
That Means I'll end up burning in hell scorching in flames
That means I'm stealing your checkbook and forging your name
This lifetime bliss for eternal torture and pain"

"Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie 'Kids'?
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!"

And my favourite on the album, which is so much more clever than literally any of the "clever" lines on MMLP2 (which are what, by the way?):
"I just remembered that I'm absent minded... Wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it!"
The brilliance of that line must be lost on you for you to think anything on MMLP2 touches that.

So Far..., Rhyme or Reason, Brainless, Rap God, Evil Twin?
Lines like;

"They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that
Don't know what the fuck I'd be doing if it weren't rap"

"("Hip-hop is the devil's music") Does that mean it belongs to me?
Cause I just happen to be, a white honky devil with two horns
That don't honk but every time I speak you hear a beep
But, lyrically, I never hear a peep, not even a whisper
Rappers better stay clear of me, bitch!"

"Little homos get over your fears and phobias
It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers
'Til emotions evoke tears, my whole career's
A stroke of sheer genius, smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah
You mothafuckin' (insert insult here)"

"Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance"

Ya'll sleeping on classic MMLP2 lines that won't be properly recognized until years from now fam

Lol... Ok

[Amadeo]

lol.. you can't actually be listening to Cum on everybody and not say that the beat sounds "dusty" as fuck.

Just gonna take 2001 as an example. If that album dropped today it would still sound fresh as fuck. It's timeless. I don't think that the same could be applied to the SSLP, hell not even the MMLP

What do you mean by "dated"? Do you mean it sounds like it was made in the 1990s? Maybe because - gasp - it was?

SSLP has an underground feel to it because most of the songs were created by the Bass Brothers who had a lower budget than Dr Dre.

COE has a funky beat with a really cool bassline. Perfectly fits the funny lyrics.

[mdemaz]

its dustier than my mums vagina

[Mr Change]

I love sslp but I'm with noddy on this. The beats do show age

[mdemaz]

its dustier than my mums vagina

guys mad cuz i told him his thread is shit hahaha...

What?

[Solace]

Every line on Role Model is awesome

I'm cancerous
So when I diss you wouldn't want to answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus


I strangle you to death then I choke you again
And break your fucking legs til your bones poke through your skin


You beef with me I'mma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally


I get too blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono (oh no!)


So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does


Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbet (bitch!)


My nerves hurt and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads (come here)


Every girl I ever went out with has gone lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says
Smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people and drink
Jump behind the wheel like it was still legal


I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill


Some people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white? I don't even exist


I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave


My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?


Could do this with every verse

[Notalius]

lol.. you can't actually be listening to Cum on everybody and not say that the beat sounds "dusty" as fuck.

Just gonna take 2001 as an example. If that album dropped today it would still sound fresh as fuck. It's timeless. I don't think that the same could be applied to the SSLP, hell not even the MMLP

What do you mean by "dated"? Do you mean it sounds like it was made in the 1990s? Maybe because - gasp - it was?

SSLP has an underground feel to it because most of the songs were created by the Bass Brothers who had a lower budget than Dr Dre.

COE has a funky beat with a really cool bassline. Perfectly fits the funny lyrics.

What I'm trying to say is that if it dropped today it would not be up to par with todays production and everything. Which is understandable since it's been 15 years. But that was my whole point. Saying that it still sounds fresh is stupid.

[Notalius]

What do you mean by "dated"? Do you mean it sounds like it was made in the 1990s? Maybe because - gasp - it was?

SSLP has an underground feel to it because most of the songs were created by the Bass Brothers who had a lower budget than Dr Dre.

COE has a funky beat with a really cool bassline. Perfectly fits the funny lyrics.

What I'm trying to say is that if it dropped today it would not be up to par with todays production and everything. Which is understandable since it's been 15 years. But that was my whole point. Saying that it still sounds fresh is stupid.

It still sounds completely unique though. I don't understand your argument, you can literally say that about any 'classic' album out there over 10 years old.

There are a lot of albums from that time period that just "sound" better. Not the actual sound of it but the mixing/quality. Hell, Ironman came out in 97 if I'm not mistaken and it still sounds great. Same goes for 2001

[DƎRDYPK]

> SSLP beats sound dated as fuck
> Favorite album is probably MMLP (dustiest piece of shit ever produced)

[Notalius]

You are changing your argument now.

how so ? I still feel like they sound dated and don't sound "fresh" by todays standards like Mr.Evil implied.