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Re: ITT we post corny lines of MMLP2

Postby SliK » Nov 5th, '13, 01:39

There are a lot of them. It's 10 times worse when he does it at a very serious moment (ie toilet's clogged, Italian sausage, achoo then achieve) but there is plenty of corn in songs like Rap God and Evil Twin, too.
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Re: ITT we post corny lines of MMLP2

Postby Snakebeast » Nov 5th, '13, 02:04

The italian sausage line was to prove a point, and it worked fantastically imo. The cop porn line was by no means good, but it wasn't cringe-worthy. It's simple, it makes sense, and it fits. The toilet's clogged line really annoyed me.
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Re: ITT we post corny lines of MMLP2

Postby Cortex » Nov 5th, '13, 02:15

"Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosey" :facepalm
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Re: ITT we post corny lines of MMLP2

Postby SliK » Nov 5th, '13, 02:43

Snake897 wrote:The italian sausage line was to prove a point, and it worked fantastically imo. The cop porn line was by no means good, but it wasn't cringe-worthy. It's simple, it makes sense, and it fits. The toilet's clogged line really annoyed me.

It would have been a lot better if he just didn't say "full of Italian sausage"
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Re: ITT we post corny lines of MMLP2

Postby Snakebeast » Nov 5th, '13, 04:14

SliK wrote:
Snake897 wrote:The italian sausage line was to prove a point, and it worked fantastically imo. The cop porn line was by no means good, but it wasn't cringe-worthy. It's simple, it makes sense, and it fits. The toilet's clogged line really annoyed me.

It would have been a lot better if he just didn't say "full of Italian sausage"

What do you mean? He said "The day you beat me, pigs'll fly out my ass in a flying saucer, full of italian sausage".
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Re: ITT we post corny lines of MMLP2

Postby Solace » Nov 5th, '13, 04:17

Buh I liked that line...It was just him naming ridiculously impossible things. His delivery was nice too.
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Re: ITT we post corny lines of MMLP2

Postby Snakebeast » Nov 5th, '13, 04:17

Cortex wrote:"Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosey" :facepalm

:unsure: what
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Re: ITT we post corny lines of MMLP2

Postby SliK » Nov 5th, '13, 04:18

Snake897 wrote:
SliK wrote:
Snake897 wrote:The italian sausage line was to prove a point, and it worked fantastically imo. The cop porn line was by no means good, but it wasn't cringe-worthy. It's simple, it makes sense, and it fits. The toilet's clogged line really annoyed me.

It would have been a lot better if he just didn't say "full of Italian sausage"

What do you mean? He said "The day you beat me, pigs'll fly out my ass in a flying saucer, full of italian sausage".

Yeah exactly, he should have just said "The day you beat me, pigs'll fly out my ass in a flying saucer"
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Re: ITT we post corny lines of MMLP2

Postby Solace » Nov 5th, '13, 04:20

Snake897 wrote:
Cortex wrote:"Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosey" :facepalm

:unsure: what

Choosey is retarded lmao
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Re: ITT we post corny lines of MMLP2

Postby Snakebeast » Nov 5th, '13, 04:20

SliK wrote:
Snake897 wrote:
SliK wrote:It would have been a lot better if he just didn't say "full of Italian sausage"

What do you mean? He said "The day you beat me, pigs'll fly out my ass in a flying saucer, full of italian sausage".

Yeah exactly, he should have just said "The day you beat me, pigs'll fly out my ass in a flying saucer"

He was making a point that beating him was impossible. I highly doubt pigs would be filled with italian sausage.
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Re: ITT we post corny lines of MMLP2

Postby SliK » Nov 5th, '13, 04:22

Do you think I don't understand the line or something? Jesus i'm not saying "I don't get it" I'm saying "it sounds stupid".
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Re: ITT we post corny lines of MMLP2

Postby Snakebeast » Nov 5th, '13, 04:24

SliK wrote:Do you think I don't understand the line or something? Jesus i'm not saying "I don't get it" I'm saying "it sounds stupid".

No, I'm fully aware that you understand it. I'm just saying that it's not a stupid line, and it fits well :sweating:
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Re: ITT we post corny lines of MMLP2

Postby SliK » Nov 5th, '13, 04:25

It sounds utterly ridiculous
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Re: ITT we post corny lines of MMLP2

Postby Amadeo » Nov 5th, '13, 04:32

Well, the punchlines are much better than the garbage on Recovery.

Shit like "change that tune, you don't have a remote chance to control me" doesn't bother me, for example.
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Re: ITT we post corny lines of MMLP2

Postby Snakebeast » Nov 5th, '13, 05:01

SliK wrote:It sounds utterly ridiculous

That's kind of the point. Em's saying that it's impossible for someone to beat him.
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