Eminem lyrics you would change

[xxTrigger1989xx]

I would change a few of the corny punchlines referring to shit or toilets. Like in Where I'm At...

[Asd-ONE]

Problems and congress usually both start with a short 'o' sound and end with the same 'e' sound.

Ruckus usually starts with a short 'u' sound and ends with a 'u' sound, however it has an emphasis on the 's' which is similar to 'Congress.'

Problems/congress definitely rhymes better than Congress/ruckus.

You guys must be foreign or something. Is that why you like Relapse so much, because it has your same accent? LMAO

Problems, Congress. Definitely do not rhyme.
Ruckus, Congress. Way better.

One rhymes the first syllable, one rhymes the second one. And usually the last syllables are the ones to rhyme, retards

[Asd-ONE]

Problems, Congress. Definitely do not rhyme.
Ruckus, Congress. Way better.

One rhymes the first syllable, one rhymes the second one.

It's always helpful for me to know who I am dealing with before I argue with them. A quick look at your post history and I see this:

Mosh

Yes, you think "Mosh" is Eminem's most powerful song.

So now that that's out of the way...

And usually the last syllables are the ones to rhyme, retards

Firstly: It's actually a bit of a reach to even claim the last syllable of "ruckus" and "congress" rhyme, in ANY accent. On the other hand, problem starts with a short "o" sound in most accents and so does "Congress."

Secondly: what do you mean when you say that "usually the last syllables are the ones to rhyme"? The last syllables of what? A multi? By definition, EVERY non-stressed syllable in a multi rhymes, you fucking dipshit. The last syllable isn't the ONLY syllable that is meant to rhyme.

If you mean the "last syllable" of a WORD or PHRASE is usually the one to rhyme (and not the others), you may as well be a fan of novice rappers like Canibus, who rhymes "helium" with "platinum" and other similar examples where only the last syllable rhymes, because he's a moron. And you are a moron for thinking that's a RULE OF THUMB when it comes to writing rhymes.

Does antidisestablishmentarianism rhyme with post-industrial neo-platonic globalism too you dumb bitch?

You're a clown you're not worth my time. Get out of your basement by the way kid

PS: I could destroy you with one post, but as I said you're not worth my time, kid.

[Kez]

"He's fucking had it, he's mad at the whole world/
So go to hell and build a snowman, girl/"

to

"He's fucking had it, he's mad at the whole damn world/
So go to hell and build a snowman, girl/"

I know, it's just one word, but I feel like it would sound a lot better!

Yep, I always thought this too

[MikeNUFC]

PS: I could destroy you with one post, but as I said you're not worth my time, kid.

The classic "you're not worthy of my time" line - always a cool way of admitting defeat.

[Asd-ONE]

PS: I could destroy you with one post, but as I said you're not worth my time, kid.

The classic "you're not worthy of my time" line - always a cool way of admitting defeat.

No, I actually cannot be bothered to write a long and articulate reply to win this discussion. If I were to write a lame response with no effort it would come off as a weak response proving really no points.

[BigBangBazinga]

Change:

And last but not last, one of the most humungous
problems among young people today, is fungus

To:

And last but not last, one of the most humungous
problems among young kids today, is fungus

"Young kids" is like saying "old seniors". nahimean?

[FreeSpeech]

Change:

And last but not last, one of the most humungous
problems among young people today, is fungus

To:

And last but not last, one of the most humungous
problems among young kids today, is fungus

"Young kids" is like saying "old seniors". nahimean?

No. There are young kids and old kids. Like, a 5 year old is a young kid, a 12 year old is an old kid.

[HereHere]

It's not about lyrics anymore, it's about emotional content and a sad voice.

[EminemInsider]

Problems and congress usually both start with a short 'o' sound and end with the same 'e' sound.

Ruckus usually starts with a short 'u' sound and ends with a 'u' sound, however it has an emphasis on the 's' which is similar to 'Congress.'

Problems/congress definitely rhymes better than Congress/ruckus.

You guys must be foreign or something. Is that why you like Relapse so much, because it has your same accent? LMAO

Problems, Congress. Definitely do not rhyme.
Ruckus, Congress. Way better.

One rhymes the first syllable, one rhymes the second one. And usually the last syllables are the ones to rhyme, retards

As an American...no. Just, no.

You're a fucking idiot.

[Asd-ONE]

Change:

And last but not last, one of the most humungous
problems among young people today, is fungus

To:

And last but not last, one of the most humungous
problems among young kids today, is fungus

"Young kids" is like saying "old seniors". nahimean?

No. There are young kids and old kids. Like, a 5 year old is a young kid, a 12 year old is an old kid.

Right, in fact it's the 5 year olds who do drugs, and not the 13 year olds. Makes sense

@Amadeo: What multi?

[EminemInsider]

No. There are young kids and old kids. Like, a 5 year old is a young kid, a 12 year old is an old kid.

Right, in fact it's the 5 year olds who do drugs, and not the 13 year olds. Makes sense

@Amadeo: What multi?

Dumbest. Poster. Ever.

[Asd-ONE]

No. There are young kids and old kids. Like, a 5 year old is a young kid, a 12 year old is an old kid.

Right, in fact it's the 5 year olds who do drugs, and not the 13 year olds. Makes sense

@Amadeo: What multi?

Dumbest. Poster. Ever.

Hurrrrr.

[RainMan44]

I'd change

"Tell the critics I'm back and comin', to spit it back in abundance
Hit a fag with onions"

to

"Tell the critics I'm back and comin', to spit it back in abundance
Hit a faggot with onions."

[ArsheyHaq]

Hey Shadyfreak, Em has said "young kids" on the song Stimulate, so why wouldn't he say it on "The Kids"?

Stimulate, verse 3:

My lyrical content contains subject matter
That sucks up all these fu*ked up young kids