Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-post

[shadyblogger]

^ Cool one bro

I found this in So Much Better last week:

I'm back on my fuck hoes, with a whole new hatred for blondes
But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby come on
Excuse the pun, but bitch is such a broad statement, and I'm
Channeling my anger through every single station that's on

[therapist]

Shit legends are made of

Spit treacherous data

shit that you would say to ya (worst enemy)

This wretched is what you get when you

mix Trech with a Jada

6 syllable mosaics ftw

[yoda you can call me]

All dope shit peeps. Em's a Genius

[Amadeo]

Bad Guy:

Well gotta go, almost at the bridge
Ha ha big bro it's for you, Slim, this is for him
And Frank Ocean; oh, hope you can swim good
Now say you hate homos again

So you're okay with bridge/swim but not okay with rag/hand? Right.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Bad Guy:

Well gotta go, almost at the bridge
Ha ha big bro it's for you, Slim, this is for him
And Frank Ocean; oh, hope you can swim good
Now say you hate homos again

So you're okay with bridge/swim but not okay with rag/hand? Right.

Learn to let go

[shadyblogger]

Bad Guy:

Well gotta go, almost at the bridge
Ha ha big bro it's for you, Slim, this is for him
And Frank Ocean; oh, hope you can swim good
Now say you hate homos again

So you're okay with bridge/swim but not okay with rag/hand? Right.

Learn to let go

Lol

[Brainless BadGuy]

They say once bitten and twice shy
Well I lie next to the guy
With nine ecstasy pills and five extra
Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities, why yessir
I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser
That's my kind of vibe; what else should I try, Lester?
Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester
Perform the home abortion with Dexter then I guess I'll
Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

[Amadeo]

Bad Guy:

Well gotta go, almost at the bridge
Ha ha big bro it's for you, Slim, this is for him
And Frank Ocean; oh, hope you can swim good
Now say you hate homos again

So you're okay with bridge/swim but not okay with rag/hand? Right.

Learn to let go

How about you learn not to be an idiot?

You remind me of people who say "that reference was dated." Topics do not have lifespans...I will discuss hand/rag for however long I please. And you can continue to "let things go" and move from topic to topic, never discussing anything in-depth. Like a good little mindless retard.

[yoda you can call me]

They say once bitten and twice shy
Well I lie next to the guy
With nine ecstasy pills and five extra
Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities, why yessir
I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser
That's my kind of vibe; what else should I try, Lester?
Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester
Perform the home abortion with Dexter then I guess I'll
Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

You missed "nine ecstacy" and "Dexter" brah

[Brainless BadGuy]

They say once bitten and twice shy
Well I lie next to the guy
With nine ecstasy pills and five extra
Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities, why yessir
I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser
That's my kind of vibe; what else should I try, Lester?
Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester
Perform the home abortion with Dexter then I guess I'll
Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

[Amadeo]

Yeah fuckface, I do. Got a problem? How do you say it? Breeedge? Sweem?

I'm not talking about the vowel sounds. It's clearly the same vowel sound.

Bridge/swim have noticeably different consonant sounds at the end, and you're okay with Eminem rhyming them. Yet you're not okay with hand/rag, which is exactly the same deal.

[Innovation]

This was probably obvious to most people, but I initially thought this was a 5 syllable rhyme.

Have a heart attack and just
Drop dead and I'mma throw a fucking party after this
Cause yes

[Brainless BadGuy]

Yeah fuckface, I do. Got a problem? How do you say it? Breeedge? Sweem?

I'm not talking about the vowel sounds. It's clearly the same vowel sound.

Bridge/swim have noticeably different consonant sounds at the end, and you're okay with Eminem rhyming them. Yet you're not okay with hand/rag, which is exactly the same deal.

Both don't rhyme perfectly. Let's move on

[Devil'sAdvocate]

How about you learn not to be an idiot?

You remind me of people who say "that reference was dated." Topics do not have lifespans...I will discuss hand/rag for however long I please. And you can continue to "let things go" and move from topic to topic, never discussing anything in-depth. Like a good little mindless retard.

Relax sweetheart

I think 'hand' and 'rag' rhyme but it's clear as fuck you're getting nowhere with the argument.

[yoda you can call me]

This was probably obvious to most people, but I initially thought this was a 5 syllable rhyme.

Have a heart attack and just
Drop dead and I'mma throw a fucking party after this
Cause yes

First time i noticed it tbh lol. good spot