1. Someone say a word which is in one of Eminem's songs and you immediately have this song stuck in your mind. For example , today my english teacher said " mistake " so i immediatelly rapped ( silently tho ) " I maybe made some mistakes, but I'm only human...but I'm man enough to face 'em today." from Cleaning out my closet.
2. Pratically all your tweets are about Eminem.
3. A lot of people told you when they saw Eminem on tv they immediately thought about you.
4. You listen to him all day long.
5. If you didn't listen to him during like 20 minutes you feel like you're dehydrated because he's your fuel .
6. You randomly cry while listening to a sad song because you wish you knew him.
7. You wish you lived in Detroit just to have a bigger chance to see him.
8. Some people on twitter told you to stop tweeting about him all the same damn time.
9. A girl in your class thought you met Eminem when you said to her that you met an artist you really like.. but it was Bieber.
10. You know his interviews by heart because you've watched them too much.
11. You know his life story by heart .
12. You started writing songs because of him.
13. You started writing diss songs about some celebrities because of him.
14. You can't go a day without mentioning his name.
15. You wanna know how to rap now even if at first you hated rap.
16. You think everything he does is amazing even when it's rude.
17. You've at least listened to one of his songs over 20+ times in a row.
18. Everytime you watch the sex scene in his movie 8 mile you get jealous ( and horny ) because you wish you were the girl.
19. You can recognize his voice anywhere.
20. You watch videos of him on youtube for hours.
21. You're gonna do everything to see him in concert.
22. You are convinced that he's some kind of God.
23. You pratically cried ( and screamed ) when you learned that he was a couple hours away from death in 2007 when he overdosed
24. You wonder how could you survive if he died
25. You think every person next to Eminem looks like a pussy
26. You wish you were his girlfriend.
27. You tell everyone useless facts you learned about him
28. You wrote " Eminem " , " Slim Shady " and " Marshall Mathers " with hearts in your school diary.
29. You wrote some lyrics of his songs in your school diary
30. You tweet a lot of quotes he said
31. You think of every possible way of meeting him
32. You get mad when you see someone saying " Eminem is good but he isn't the best rapper "
33. You're like " what the fuck is wrong with you ? " when you see an Eminem hater on youtube.
34. When someone ask you an advice you always go with something like " Well , Eminem did[...] so.. "
35. You get mad when someone who don't deserve it win over Eminem * cough * Bieber * cough* ( i appreciate Bieber #duh but nobody deserves a prize more than Eminem , k ? )
36. You're ideal man has blue eyes,is white , has a pointy nose,knows how to rhyme,loves children and is a badass. Oh.. wait..
37. You envy Hailie.
38. You think Brittany Murphy ( RIP) is a lucky bitch because she had sex with Em' in 8 mile ( not only in 8 mile i think..). You think Rihanna is a lucky bitch because she did a duet with him and hugged him. But the biggest luckiest bitch is Kim because even if she had problems with him , she'll always be connected to him,and she's his really first love and it will stay that way forever.
39. You randomly rap some of his songs everyday.
40. You strongly dislike Mariah Carey,Nick Cannon,Ja fool ( i mean Ja rule) etc...
41. You wanna cry when you watch videos about Proof and Eminem together
42. You tweet on a daily base , things to @Eminem even if you know he's not gonna see it.
43. You watched his music videos like 15457544584521575541245404524251 times .
44. You bless Dr dre for believing and giving Eminem an opportunity to shine
45. You had the idea to have Eminem's face tattooed on your arm
46. You know he has tattoos , where they are and what they mean
47. If you talk to someone who doesn't really care that much about Eminem,you're gonna try to make them like him.
48. Everyday you try to learn his songs even if you fail miserably at rapping.
49. You know what is D12
50. You can call him names but if someone who doesn't really like him does that.. you're gonna punch that hoe in the face.
51. People tweet you when they're seeing him on TV and tell you in which channel
52. You think he's the hottest thing on earth. Yes,even hotter than the sun.
53. You're still reading this shit to know if you're as obsessed with him as i am .
54. You just laughed and agreed with number 53.
55. Just hearing him talking turns you on
56. The words " i love you " doesn't even show how much you really care about him
57. Sometimes you write " Eminem " on your hand
58. There isn't any Eminem fans online on twitter ( #teamshady ) to talk to you , you're bored
59. You watched him on SNL.. and only him. Not Lil Wayne .You only had eyes for him.
60. You randomly cried when you saw him performing " Lose Yourself " in Switzerland... on youtube.
61. You can't help but smile while watching videos of him.
62. You plan to write a rap about and for him.
63. You don't wanna be friend with Hailie even if you had the opportunity , because she would be creeped out by you and your crush on her daddy.
64. You already had a picture of him as your twitter icon and your twitter background .
65. You had a picture of him as your formspring background .
66. You wish Hailie's song was about you... but you wish " I Love you more " was about you too.. this is not weird at all.
67. You're quite similar to Stan except the fact you're not as fucked up as him
68. You have a shitload of songs on your mp3 but you only listen to him
69. You're still reading this shit and you thought i was gonna write something pervy.
70. You're doing a stupid contest to go to an award show and you're not even sure he's gonna be there . Click here http://bit.ly/dMqtU6 ?
71. You don't like when people say " What if Eminem died " because it makes you wanna cry.
72. You're jealous of every girl he flirted with
73. You wonder " WHY AM I THAT YOUNG?? "
74. You wrote some of his lyrics on your maths copybook
75. Your teachers know you love him
76. You wrote " Eminem <3 " on your pencil case
77. Even your uncle who you don't talk to that much bought you the 8 mile DVD for Christmas
78. You think there should have a " legend " button on youtube on Eminem videos
79. You think there shouldn't have a " dislike " button on Eminem videos on youtube
80. You call him your husband
81. If you have a daughter one day , maybe with him ( i kid , i kid) you wanna call her Hailie
82. When you hear someone saying " rap " you hear " Eminem".. Eminem is the definition of rap . Period. His haterz are morons.
83. When you saw someone writing " Eminem's return " you read " the king's return" instead.
84. You're still reading this shit and wondering if i'm really gonna write 100 things.
85. You're never really happy but watching Eminem talking/rapping is the nearest thing to happiness.
86. You feel so sad when you see all the bad things that happened to him
87. You think about him 24/7
88. You watched this video 5486545445647864648 times http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJxeu2twd18
89. When you'll go to Bieber's concert , you plan to wear an Eminem shirt
90. You respect every artist who likes/loves Eminem
91. When you talk to someone at first you always ask if he/she likes Eminem or not and if he/she doesn't..oh well , this person sucks.
92. You wrote 91 things about why you're obsessed with him.
93. You are in at least 30 of these situations.
94. You randomly shouted out of nowhere " Bitch imma kill you"
95. When it's 3am and you're still on twitter you usually tweet " It's 3AM IN THE MORNING PUT MY KEY IN THE DOOR "
96. You think people who dislike Eminem don't deserve any respect
97. You realize this 96th thing made you seem like a freak.
98. You wanna cry when you realize how much you love Eminem and how he's never gonna love you back
99. You know you're going to be the first in your city at the movies when " SouthPaw" is gonna be released
100. You do a list about why you think you're obsessed with him.
Just thought i'd share this with y'all
.Anyone recognize itself? 
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/7uocsu
