Where are the fake Em lyrics coming from???

[FreeSpeech]

OK, so there have been fake lyrics to Em songs springing up pretty constant. I've posted a couple I've found, and there was the recent fake Yelawolf song. Is it a known fact of who's writing these (all on one youtube account?) or could they possibly be real Em lines that were somehow stolen? I ask because they all seem very legit and in line with Em's style. Below are all the one's I can remember, post more if you know of them. I find itweird that incredibly Em-style lyrics keep popping up, and it pisses me off even more when it makes it appear like there is a legit song coming.

Rappers are like the Kraken to my ship, the way they gobble my seamen
Cracking my whip, yeah listen up slut you better heed it
Conceiving my seed?
Aw if you even start on that scheming
Bleeding once a month for you will become 31 times as frequent
Listen numb nuts, what's your major malfunction?
(Royce) What up Slim?
Not you Royce, the question's for this dumb ****
Watch your mouth son, wash it, here's a Brillo pad, scrub it
Choke on the soap suds til your numb in your tongue
And you blubber and flub every ****ing word, now rinse!
I'll stick my dick in an old cucumber
I love being in a ****ing pickle
Me and Royce drivel and drool
When we get to get out our sickles
Got our black cloaks on, catch us knocking on your door
Yeah we've done this before
Mercy not even a little
Your girl's pussy's like a sitcom
Got my-cum (Malcolm) in the middle
Got my tongue dripping spit
Bitch watch it dribble and trickle
Who the **** else makes being incredible this simple?
Slim and Nickel, bad guys since forever, ain't stopping until...

This was a beat with no words at first, it’s a blank painting
Exercising my mind, it’s brain strength training
Starts off with the pain
Going to lengths explaining
Myself to myself, but I ain’t great at delaying
The temptation and lust, the sensation’s a must
A combination of rush and not giving a fuck
So I’m giving up
Back to cabinet, a couple pills
Take enough to chill and just feel like nothing’s real
But satisfy my appetite, I feel like nothing will
So I take a couple more, why the fuck not?
I up the thrill
Wearing nothing but a bathrobe, got my wallet and that’s it
Now I’m driving a back road, you could call it a bad trip
Act cool but I‘m nervous under the surface, swerving in both lanes
Is this shit worth it? This life is my cocaine

I'm like déjà homie, my views ain't changing, I'm still me
Still got the touch but you know I give a fuck if you feel me
The real me will never leave, I just moved outta Warren
Brought white trash to high class
How the fuck you ignore him?
My neighbors looking at me funny, I guess the tats are abnormal
You're so formal
You ain't worn a wife beater before huh?
The ketchup stains on yo jeans add character
Don't let them (???) embarrass ya
I'm a marriage of everything you claim is wrong with America
From the old trailer in Kansas to living mansion to mansion
I give a damn, me and Yela got the tramps giving in, dancing
Smack a bitch to the ground if she trips that's good old fashion ho down
Slow down? How can I?
My whips too quick, I give a shit if I'm disturbing yo town
Whoa now, I'm so loud, the belligerent asshole
Trailer anthem, D to Bama, tell them to (???) and that's all

Man this fucker’s sick
Hey girls, here’s a tip
Your mouth: shut it bitch
You say you’re for women’s rights
Then get down to your skin and tights
And suck my dick while you’re wearing your oven mitts
Like a tire sat on by Mariah, I’m about to blow
Cut the cymbals, up the tempo
I smell a pussy, Adam have you ever been close?
Nope, didn’t think so
Can’t stop fucking beats, I’m a nympho
Here’s some info:
Head, compliments and fucks, I’ll never give those
Letting my dick blow around in my trench coat
Waving it out of my bedroom window
Got the whole neighborhood to myself
You just pray to god for some help
But I always cum-strapped
Bitch I’ll spray a wad on your belt
Then I’ll hang your bra from my shelf
A trophy, my what a hell
Of nice guy I am, definition of gentleman itself

[Mahmoud48]

they come from people

[BILI]

All fake

People only want someone to praise them

[FreeSpeech]

All fake

People only want someone to praise them

Yeah they've all been proven fake songs.
IDK though, when I read some of these, I can seriously hear Em rapping them. He's never talked about lost/stolen notes or anything? Cuz I really see no reason to go to the work of writing fake verses just to post them on a fake youtube vid, people will click on it regardless of it it says it has the lyrics. And as for praise, couldn't someone just write them and claim them as their own lyrics and still get the props?

It's just weird to me...

[FreeSpeech]

If you think Em would write:

Rappers are like the Kraken to my ship, the way they gobble my seamen

Then you're an idiot.

"Haters can make like bees with no stingers and drop dead"

That kraken line is way better, it's not great, but it's still better than many of the ones he's used recently, especially in colabs.

[BILI]

If you think Em would write:

Rappers are like the Kraken to my ship, the way they gobble my seamen

Then you're an idiot.

That line is actually better then most of the new Em puns.

[FreeSpeech]

That line is actually better then most of the new Em puns.

Your girl's pussy's like a sitcom
Got my-cum (Malcolm) in the middle

^ that was one of my favorites, it's like the calm batman line.

[xxTrigger1989xx]

If you think Em would write:

Rappers are like the Kraken to my ship, the way they gobble my seamen

Then you're an idiot.

That's actually not a bad line, some of these kids were getting kinda creative lol

I wouldn't put it past Em to say something like that though. Not necessarily a bad thing

[RainMan44]

"Here’s some info:
Head, compliments and fucks, I’ll never give those."


LMFAO. I love that.

[FreeSpeech]

"Here’s some info:
Head, compliments and fucks, I’ll never give those."


LMFAO. I love that.

Haha me too. See that sounds like prime Slim Shady, it's not wordplay or a punchline, it's just straight up witty. That's the kinda line that makes me wanna believe these are actually lost/stolen Em lyrics.

[cocaine2011]

they come from people

they come from trolls
just look @ ur avatar lol

[dR3]

The first verse actually seems legit...

[Emadyville]

The first verse actually seems legit...

my thoughts too

[FreeSpeech]

The first verse actually seems legit...

my thoughts too

The thing that makes me think at least some of these are legit (the verses could be real ones mixed with someone else's writing) is they have lines that seem like no one else would have written, even if they could imitate Em's style perfectly. Examples:

"Listen numb nuts, what's your major malfunction?"
I'm pretty sure that's a Full Metal Jacket reference, why would someone randomly put that in there? Like, maybe the beat this was meant for had a vocal sample or something?

"Cut the cymbals"
Again, why randomly throw this in? It seems to specifically address the beat.

Some of the wordplay is just spot on Eminem, like, even the bad lines are Eminem style bad, not Wayne style bad.

I remember in an interview once Em said he lost a notebook in a diner and never got it back. That was a long time ago and these lines look current, but maybe he lost another? IDK, wishful thinking...

[Emadyville]

that was literally like in 01 or beginning of 02 haha that notebook if ever found would have been known as being found by now