MY album wishlist for Em's next CD

[ColdWindCriminal]

1.Public Service Announcement 2012
2.Epic shock opening track(like Kill You or CWB)
3.Ballin' Uncontrollably
4.Eminem feat. Tech N9ne
5.angry track dissing fans
6.funny Slim Shady single
7.Eminem feat. Xzibit, and DMX
8.Eminem
9.Paul(skit)
10.Eminem feat. Bizarre (Horrorcore track like Amityville)
11.Eminem feat. Dr. Dre
12.Steve Berman(skit)
13.Dina Rae track
14.Bad Meets Evil
15.Collaboration with a Rock Band
16.Eminem
17.Eminem feat. Kanye West and Jay-Z
18.Eminem feat. D12
19.Epic 8 minute freestyle
20.some sort of funny outro
hidden track: short freestyle

[ColdWindCriminal]

to be specific the Steve Berman skit would go something like this:

SB: Em, we gotta talk
Em:....yeah?
SB: I can't sell this s***! what the ****'s wrong with you?
Em:.....*sigh*
SB:don't get me started on Ballin' Uncontrollably
Em: I was probably high when I wrote it *unzips jacket pocket and pulls out something*
SB: and another song with that Bizarre guy? you should be rapping about b****es,purple drank and "Swag"! not kicking six year olds in the ribs!
Em: *cocking pistol*
SB:pfff.... what now?! you're not gonna sh-
*GUNSHOT*

[Mr Change]

to be specific the Steve Berman skit would go something like this:

SB: Em, we gotta talk
Em:....yeah?
SB: I can't sell this s***! what the ****'s wrong with you?
Em:.....*sigh*
SB:don't get me started on Ballin' Uncontrollably
Em: I was probably high when I wrote it *unzips jacket pocket and pulls out something*
SB: and another song with that Bizarre guy? you should be rapping about b****es,purple drank and "Swag"! not kicking six year olds in the ribs!
Em: *cocking pistol*
SB:pfff.... what now?! you're not gonna sh-
*GUNSHOT*

I'm sure that would make all of our inner stans shed a tear

[RainMan44]

to be specific the Steve Berman skit would go something like this:

SB: Em, we gotta talk
Em:....yeah?
SB: I can't sell this s***! what the ****'s wrong with you?
Em:.....*sigh*
SB:don't get me started on Ballin' Uncontrollably
Em: I was probably high when I wrote it *unzips jacket pocket and pulls out something*
SB: and another song with that Bizarre guy? you should be rapping about b****es,purple drank and "Swag"! not kicking six year olds in the ribs!
Em: *cocking pistol*
SB:pfff.... what now?! you're not gonna sh-
*GUNSHOT*

That would be fucking EPIC.

I approve of the track list, too. I don't like "Ballin' Uncontrollably" being included, but then you incorporated it into this skit, which was cool. Maybe something like a whole track with snippets of his horrible songs or something, idk.


But he should just choose this direction to go in for a last album, whenever that is. I know he could. "The Marshall Mathers LP Part 2"

[Fleka]

So you want Em to collab on 80% of the songs. Fuck your wishlist.

[RainMan44]

So you want Em to collab on 80% of the songs. Fuck your wishlist.

9 out of 21 is a bit much...I'd put the limit at 6. I'd take out the Kanye feature. Don't see these 2 making something good together, imo.

[gbosh]

He should do a song with Rammstein, or Limp Bizkit(what happend to their beef ???) And one with D12

[EminemBase]

Awful wishlist.

Too many collabs and just a repeat of past album aspects.

I never want a repeat. I don't want any more of the same skits, I don't want any more predictable D12 tracks, I don't want any more introspection on shit we've heard a million times. I want total originality, I want him to surprise me in every sense.