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Make A Punchline

Postby BumShiv » Oct 19th, '11, 02:47

I'm sure this kind of thread is repetitive but this is sort of different. Pretend you were Eminem and you were just "stacking ammo". Write any type of line, preferably punches, that you think Eminem would write. Go! :happy:

"These rappers addicted to fake, like me and cardio" :8)

Edit: It doesn't have to be good btw
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Re: Make A Punchline

Postby ScottMurray » Oct 19th, '11, 03:13

See your just a fucking inbred who's mum would say 'delicious' after giving head, and you would be like hey? thats what dad said :whistle:

Not exactly an Em punchline, but its still a punchline :8)
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Re: Make A Punchline

Postby Mr Change » Oct 19th, '11, 03:36

"I don't lick dick, faggot, go ahead and guess again
If I wanted to suck cock i'd go find me a fucking hen"

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Re: Make A Punchline

Postby M-Pyre » Oct 19th, '11, 03:36

i'll hop in a car and run you over like fred flintstone
the greatest is hated
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Re: Make A Punchline

Postby mdemaz » Oct 19th, '11, 04:16

I'm a vet, yeah dog, I put down vocals.

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Re: Make A Punchline

Postby Fleka » Oct 19th, '11, 18:23

50 Cent is a fucking bitch, come holla`
If there were two of him, they`re still not worth a dollar
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Re: Make A Punchline

Postby ColdWindCriminal » Oct 19th, '11, 22:44

Blarghgh, not a punchline, but here you go:

"I slaughtered Harry Potter's grandfather's daughter
I threw her in the water with drunken rabid otters"
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Re: Make A Punchline

Postby SG. » Oct 19th, '11, 22:46

There's a hook on the horizon, guess it's just a punchline.
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Re: Make A Punchline

Postby BumShiv » Oct 20th, '11, 00:28

Zabe wrote:There's a hook on the horizon, guess it's just a punchline.


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Re: Make A Punchline

Postby Mr.DGAF » Oct 20th, '11, 02:36

I fuck your hair up, leave you out of shape, looking like a wreck, tangled/rectangle(d)

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How many truths you can hide in flows
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Re: Make A Punchline

Postby BumShiv » Oct 20th, '11, 02:51

Damn Those last 2 were hot. I bet Emis lerking...

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Re: Make A Punchline

Postby WakeUpShow » Oct 20th, '11, 03:08

Making something necessary is the only way that I'd man-date!
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Re: Make A Punchline

Postby SG. » Oct 20th, '11, 23:13

Even God's pissing on you, now you're taking golden showers
Unsurprisingly Jordan's divorcing you, spinning the decks like Dane Bowers
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Re: Make A Punchline

Postby Willy » Oct 20th, '11, 23:57

Of course I'm a pain in the ass, I was born on Uranus.
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