My 1st Single Is So Bad It's Impressive

[MikeNUFC]

How is it possible to enjoy this song? How? How is it possible? Someone tell me? Please? HOW THE FUCK? Top rated comment on YouTube is:

"38 dislikes?? I dont blame them i would be pissed too if i were deaf"

This is a human being. With a brain. How fucking incredibly stupid is our human race if 99% of the people who listen to My 1st Single on YouTube like it? What does that say about our society? That 99% of people enjoy a man/zombie incoherently babbling?

If Eminem wasn't taking 70 ambien a day I'd say he was attempting to make the worst song ever. It has every ingredient. And for that, it's pretty impressive.

The fucking beat. The beat is the worst noise ever created by man. What even is it? There's the melody, which is probably played at suicide clinic waiting rooms. In a way, the melody reminds me of Eminem in that era - pretending to be happy and zany but looking and sounding deflated. I picture the melody as a shit bouncy castle that hasn't been blown up properly.

Then of course, there's that clappy noise. Insider compared it to a door stop being slammed but I've heard door stops make more interesting sounds. I'd rather listen to Henry the Hoover's Greatest Hits collection on repeat until the day I die than have to ever hear that noise again.It's quite astounding that a noise that bad was created. It's impressive, in all honestly.

I have a recollection of some weird other sound in there but I don't want to have to listen again to find out what it is. It's impressive that I'm so desperate not to hear this song again that I won't even listen for half a second.

Is it possible to more incoherent than Eminem is here? I'm going to try:

It's funny that poeple say things like that, because that's what it is. I don't know what the point of smiley's are but it's the same as other things. Football is similar but I seem to lose control at times.

Arghhhhh , it's not possible. Try and do it. Anyone. Try it. You've gotta hand it to Em, that is impressive.

Can someone tell me what he is even saying? Even Ass Like That has some sort of aim, despite it being the shittiest aim ever.

I remember a select few things from the last time I heard this song: Justin Timberlake, chickens, some phone number, Mrs Buttersworth, The Eminem Show, horses and burps. There's lots of other vague objects/people floating around my head that probably got a mention as well, but I feel pretty nauseous thinking about this song so I don't fancy trying. A song makes me want to vomit - impressive.

The fact he uses that many vague references is also impressive. He is impressively random.

There's no words in English language to describe the hook and bridge. Not one. So I won't try to describe it. Is that not impressive?

I'm depressed as well as impressed right now

[Trimss]

I love you for making this thread. I hate this song so much.. This is his worst song without a fucking doubt.

First, the beat sounds like shit. You know these South Park episodes when Stan only hears shit on radio? Well I get that feeling when I listen to it. Like you said, it sounds like door claps, but it's even worst. I don't know, I can't hear that beat for more than one second. I tried, twice, but no. Impossible.

Then his lyrics are fucking wack, stupid. Shady's the stable lolol. His flow sounds so lazy, his voice is so fucking bad on this. Ambieminem at his lowest. I hate this song so fucking much, I'd rather listen to some Justin Bieber.

I hate Eminem for releasing it and I hate people for liking it. (Except GameTheory, I think you like this song. )

Damn, I hate youtubers too.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

[Mathers]

There's no other Eminem song worse than this.

[2PointOBoy]

In a way, the melody reminds me of Eminem in that era - pretending to be happy and zany but looking and sounding deflated. I picture the melody as a shit bouncy castle that hasn't been blown up properly.

The song is definitely the worst Eminem song by far, because it out-wacks other wack songs both lyrically & musically. Everytime this song starts playing (when I have Shuffle on & yes, I hate the song but its still in my iPod), the first thought I have is "I'm 'bout to have a headache now!"

The song is annoying as fuck and I think the unintentional genius of it lies in this. Quite possibly the best (worst?) combination of a wack beat, irritating vocals/lyrics (the end rhymes especially) & that scratch! Ahhh! I think it just goes to show how much drugs fucked with him..

I think this is one of the first songs he did after he went into the post-songs-leaking super drug mode (as he revealed in the GQ mag interview), because of the title and all.

[Sam.]

I heard Lindsay got handcuffed ,poor girl.

[Norway kills]

Just as a proof to this song's epicness, I've done this "color the multies" thing.

Shady's the label
Aftermath is the stable
That the horses come out erra
Of course we're about to stir up
Some shit thick as Mrs Buttersworth's syrup
It's the Mr. picked on Christopher Reeves
Just for no reason other than the just to tease him
Cause he was was his biggest fan, he used to be Superman
Now we're pouring liquor on the curb in his name for him
Eminem you wait till' we meet up again
Fucker I'm kicking your ass for everything you've ever said
It's one for the money two for the fucking show
Ready get set, let's go
Here comes the bucking bronco stomping and stampeding up the damn street
Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow
So look out below, Geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos
I'm on a roll, around and around I go
When will I stop? I don't know
Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off
But I know anything's possible
Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
I'm at the top of my game
That shit is not gonna change

[Elision]

I enjoy more of it than I don't

But it's one of those tracks that you have to take for what it is. You can't try to compare it to his other work. Just listen to it as a song

[Mahmoud48]

Encore > Recovery

[Mr.DGAF]

Just as a proof to this song's epicness, I've done this "color the multies" thing.

Shady's the label
Aftermath is the stable
That the horses come out erra
Of course we're about to stir up
Some shit thick as Mrs Buttersworth's syrup
It's the Mr. picked on Christopher Reeves
Just for no reason other than the just to tease him
Cause he was was his biggest fan, he used to be Superman
Now we're pouring liquor on the curb in his name for him
Eminem you wait till' we meet up again
Fucker I'm kicking your ass for everything you've ever said
It's one for the money two for the fucking show
Ready get set, let's go
Here comes the bucking bronco stomping and stampeding up the damn street
Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow
So look out below, Geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos
I'm on a roll, around and around I go
When will I stop? I don't know
Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off
But I know anything's possible
Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
I'm at the top of my game
That shit is not gonna change

Haha, in all fairness though, you missed a couple rhymes in there. Still, it's all so very impressive.

[Mr Change]

Encore > Recovery

hahahaahahahahahahahahahNO

[Man1x]

The shitting in a toilet sounds makes it classic

[Blu]

My 1st Single is "So Bad"

THUMBS UP IF U GET IT

[Elision]

My 1st Single is "So Bad"

THUMBS UP IF U GET IT

i do not

[GenePeer]

My 1st Single is "So Bad"

THUMBS UP IF U GET IT

i do not

Me neither. Can you please elaborate?