Modern Shady Lines

[Elision]

[Mr.DGAF]

Pretty much all of Cold Wind Blows haha, but I like this line:

I'll show you pussy footin, I'll kick a bitch in the cunt
Til it makes her queef and sounds like a fucking whoopy cushion

And haha at Jason Forbes in Underground, I think it's Jason Voorhees.

[Kill You]

The opening verse to Cold Wind Blows, I feel, is vintage Shady.

[Blu]

Just reading:

"I'm Kanye when he crashed
In other words I got the hood on smash like I stepped on the gas
Destroyed the front end, deployed the damn airbags from the dash
Went through 'em and laughed
Came back an hour after the accident and bit a goddamn Jawbreaker in half!"

I can see why people don't like it as much. It's the delivery of it. Now...imagine Eminem saying this in his 1999 voice on a dark beat, or one of his freestyled beats.

I know EXACTLY what you mean. This line would have been perfect if he used it in a freestyle from like 2000.

[Fleka]

"My nine is liftin ya, six feet when I spray rounds
Hit you with 12 shots in mid-air and four more on the way down
as eight strays graze through a kid's hair on the playground
You lay down on a stretcher (Don't get carried away now!)..."


"And if you spittin wack shit on the microphone
I'ma snatch it outta your hand so fast I'ma detach it..."

The Last Hit


I thought of this song when I read the OP.

[Mr.DGAF]

This kinda relates to the OP, but more so with the sound effects. I always loved it in Nuttin' to Do, when he says it takes him six minutes to get applause. The way he says "yay" in the background is one of the few lines I really burst out laughing at.

[Trimss]

^ No, he's definitely using them again, more and more.

Loud Noises, The Reunion had some sound effects, Throw It Up too..

[Trimss]

Damn the day he'll announce a new album will be awesome.. I'm looking forward to it. Lmao.

[Trimss]

Hell, I'm even excited for Obie Trice and Slaughterhouse's albums.

I honestly think he'll be funny as fuck on the next D12 one too.

Ahah. Yeah, i'm dying to hear a new Em song. Oh also..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTPRSAGsmao

This one sounds like Eminem could have a dope ass verse, judging by the title and the rock vibe. Her album will be released around the same time as Slaughterhouse's i think.

[Trimss]

I thought that was just a rumour?

There was an interview where she confirmed it tbh and on her twitter too, but maybe she crapped the record. I know Rick Ross, Minaj and Yelawolf were going to collab with her. Dont know what happened.

[Trimss]

Hmm...well that's pretty old, it might have that "cringe-worthy" yelling delivery.

Eminem on a rock beat talking about personal issues =

I want that.

[Mathers]

2010 Westwood Freestyle

I’ll do a hundred yard dash just to slash Kim Kardash in the ass with a shard of glass from Nick Hogan’s car crash

I ain’t seen shit like that since I went to Mike Jack’s took the Elephant Man’s skull fucked it and put it right back, handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nut sack gave him a reach around while I fucked him right in his butt crack, Nah I ain’t taking it back faggot fuck that, I give a fuck about nothing so here’s where you fucked up at

[SliK]

You see that chick in the gym checking me out?
Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill and I'm wrecklessly wrecking the house
That was suppose to be breakfast, where the heck is it now?
Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope, guess I'll re-route
Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch
Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'Open Sesame' mouth

- Hello

Those opening lines always paint a vivid picture in my head of him scrambling around looking for his last pill, it's great.

I'm checking the exposure of photos of me exposing
Myself locked inside of a cozy hotel posing
With or without clothing, Next to the decomposing
Bodies eroding while I'm dosing off overdosing
Windows opening shutting, doors open and closing
I think there's a ghost, too much hydrocodone and codeine
I was only supposed to swallow half, I took the whole thing
I'm not joking, I think I just snorted my nosering
I need a drink, I'm standing over the sink hosing
Myself self loathing cause I'm on the brink

- Microphone Fiend Freestyle

Great lyricism and very descriptive. Eminem at his best.

I'm not the king of the microphone booth, it's more like a phone booth
Superman in this bitch, Kryptonite won't do
It gives me more power, I bump the Fat Boys and
Eat rat poison, take meteor showers
Fresh outta the mental hospital
And me not flossing a middle finger while I hop in a mosh pit'll
Be like Nas doing gospel or R&B, you crazy
Me pushing up daisies, that thought is impossible
As if flashing across the news, Posdnuos was caught with a prostitute
With a huge johnson, boobs and a monstrous tube of lube
And a bra, some boots, some panties and a aqua blue Mazda
Swallowin' a popsicle, playing tonsil pool
So kill the rumors it ain’t happening, I’mma rap 'til I'm fossil fuel

- BET Shady 2.0 Cypher

Wicked flow, humerous and great rhyming. Sorry Em, but you are the king of the microphone booth.

[Mr.DGAF]

Practically his whole "Richard" verse, the use of adlibs is also fuckin hilarious.

The Spider-Man part sticks out to me, in particular. Hell, the first time I heard the beginning of his verse I had a huge grin. For a minute he actually sounded like '99 Shady.

[Mathers]

Practically his whole "Richard" verse, the use of adlibs is also fuckin hilarious.