Most hilarious mistranscribed Eminem lyrics you've seen

[EminemInsider]

I think the funniest one I've seen is:

"she sprinkled just enough of it, the sea's in my steak"

But that said, looking at the lyrics in a Youtube video for My Mom, I also came across:

"B in a D-cup?"



Also, "secure the fuckin dog with the medicine she done fed it"

How in the world are there people this fucking stupid?

[RKOunion]

LOL @ the "sea's in my steak." I think the person who wrote that probably thought Eminem meant the steak was too salty.

Words Are Weapons:

"These cocksuckin cocks got my Smith and Wesson"

[ashley94]

i thought he said 'to season my stake?

Edit - yeah, he's saying to season my stake, not the sea's in my stake.

[SajN]

Deleted some posts in here because of spam, and because the topic was misunderstood.

And please don't doublepost.

[εncørε]

I've seen the season my steak line as "she sprinkled just enough of it to disease in my steak".

[Elision]

Am I the only one that doesn't sit there reading other people's re-writes of em's lyrics?

[ashley94]

yes

[Elision]

well shit..

[Trimss]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8uECUMOpd8

Plus he raps with his regular voice?
Pft, pft, pft, what was that? Ketchup voice

Lol @ the guy who wrote the lyrics.

[UofLCard]

This one is mine, but I used to think the line in Mockingbird went "Poppa was a Roman stone".

[RKOunion]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETnvpin0D9M

"Jump a bitch's desk"

[EminemInsider]

One I remember from The Warning:

"A blubbaload of ribs."

[Trimss]

One I remember from The Warning:

"A blubbaload of ribs."

This can't be real.

[AbramIsaac]

Sixty sluts, all of 'em dyin' from asphyxia
after they shit piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup

That one was kind of funny to me because it was in a review of Relapse. I figured they'd at least double-check the lyrics they quoted for it.

[UofLCard]

You would think this stuff wouldn't happen so much as nearly all of his lyrics are on the internet or in booklets.