[Game] Make Eminem Lyrics Family Friendly

[CanadaPure]

Here's the game Tee-Are members. You take a eminem verse (or just part of a verse) and edit it to make it family friendly. Bold your changes. Then say if the verse got better or worse.

I'll give and example:

Yo tell the world to hold their breath they're breathing the wrong air
This planet belongs to me and this hippy with long hair
Two white boys who like punch and high points
Hang around pugs, loud music and like noise
Slim Shady and Brown Trucker another bunch of butter suckers
Who hate the world as much as each other
And I ain't leaving this party tonight
Till I see some scary witches dancing around munks touching these bubbles
Gum and Pepsi got your perception of me sketchy
Cause when I stage dive people are scared to catch me
Cause all I do is squirt some ducks
So when I vacuume you all better give me two rooms
Cause I'm cleaning the first one up
So when you see me on your block you better lock your cars
Cause you know I'm losing it when I'm rappin to rock guitars
This is for children who break tools
People that straight fool
And ever single teenager that plays it cool
BUG OFF!

I'd say the verse did not get much better.

[Elision]

[CanadaPure]

I'm sorry I'm very drunk

[RoleModel'Est96]

I wanna see someone do Fack

[Whitefox]

Ok I'm gone
I already died twice
You ain't gonna make me die
I'm all outta health
Not so fast! Uh your bullet just went in my chest
--
fuck, i dont know what to do anymore with it

[12characters]

Trolling sounds so weird with broken English.

[SoldierShady]

#lamethread

[Kill You]

They say Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Neither do I, so forget him and forget you too!
You think I really care about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Man, Cristina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daily and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she dated first
You little girl, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, tee-hee!"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little boy and groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's millions of us just like me
Who don't cuss like me, who just don't give a hoot like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me!

[JuNiPER]

Here's one and I didn't even have to edit anything.

Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you to spite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
"Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane
"Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy
Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself
I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around in that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby.

[Mr. Porter]

Shove a gerbil in your nose through a tube

[LMShady]

Ok I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me come
My car's all out of gas
Not so fast
Ah Your finger just went in my moustache
Ahh that sucks take it out now
Oh wait a minute put it back in
In in in
This don't mean I'm okay, I don't like you ken (kaniff)
I like balloons, balloons, balloons
Now See that pencil
Grab that paper
Shove it in my hand
Let me scribble on it like an a**hole
Oh yeah right there, right there
Uhhh I'm scribbling on it
Oh yeah

And yes I know it makes little sense.

[Mr.DGAF]

Thanksgiving version of "Insane"


I was born with a fork and a plate, yeah stuffing with bread
My stepfather said that the muffins were set
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want to get something I left
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?
After I russle up the mustard I left, plus the pumpkin is set
The next day my mother said "I don't know what this kid wants to get fed!
The faster I bring the meat, stuffing is spread
He just plumped himself with a bed full of bread
Debbie don't let the stuffing get you upset
Go in there, stick a buttered stick with eggs in his head
I bet you he's fakin' it,I bet you I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course, unless you object"
Ah go feed his brains out, if any's left in his head

[Kill You]

Thanksgiving version of "Insane"


I was born with a fork and a plate, yeah stuffing with bread
My stepfather said that the muffins were set
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want to get something I left
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?
After I russle up the mustard I left, plus the pumpkin is set
The next day my mother said "I don't know what this kid wants to get fed!
The faster I bring the meat, stuffing is spread
He just plumped himself with a bed full of bread
Debbie don't let the stuffing get you upset
Go in there, stick a buttered stick with eggs in his head
I bet you he's fakin' it,I bet you I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course, unless you object"
Ah go feed his brains out, if any's left in his head

Was actually quite entertaining to read, props.

[Mr. Porter]

lol that was good

[Fleka]

I sit back with this pack of kit kats
And this glass of this mead
It gives me enough sugar to be
The most sweetest MC on this earth...