Worst Eminem Album Reviews Ever?

[Snakebeast]

What are the worst, most biased, absolutely horrendous reviews of Em albums written? For me, some of the worst reviews are from Pitchfork. The Eminem Show review....isn't even a fucking review. They also, for some reason, say Encore is kind of good, but decide to say that both Relapse and Recovery are absolute shit. A site full of hipsters who use big words and pretend that they know things....when they really fucking don't. At all.

EDIT: http://pitchfork.com/artists/1339-eminem/

[Tonite]

^ Would be fun to read if you gave me link

[Blu]

I'm pretty sure Pitchfork takes the cake.

[Rattle1]

Not only pitchfork killed Recovery !

Pitchfork: 2.8/10
Slant : 1.5/5
Dot Music: 3/10
Metacritic : 63/100


Relapse

Hartford courant : 3/10
PopMaters : 3/10
Sputnikmusic : 2/10
cokemachineglow : 1/10
Metacritic: 59/100

[UofLCard]

The People Magazine review that gave Encore 4 stars.

[SoldierShady]

Pitchfork hates Eminem altogether so..

[King Lance]

Why would they hate him ?

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/277 ... inem-show/ 9.1

[Blu]

Pitchfork don't hate Eminem, they're just more fond of indie/hipster music. And anyone associated with Kanye West.

I think Pitchfork gave GKMC a perfect 10.

[PAINKILLƎR]

Pitchfork don't hate Eminem, they're just more fond of indie/hipster music. And anyone associated with Kanye West.

I think Pitchfork gave GKMC a perfect 10.

That's worse than hating Eminem.

[King Lance]

Pitchfork don't hate Eminem, they're just more fond of indie/hipster music. And anyone associated with Kanye West.

I think Pitchfork gave GKMC a perfect 10.

nop, the last hip hop album that received a perfect 10 was MBDTF.
GKMC only received 9.5

list of the albums that received +8
http://pitchfork.com/best/high-scoring-albums/

[Snakebeast]

Why would they hate him ?

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/277 ... inem-show/ 9.1

Read the review. Its not even a review. What the fuck were they smoking?

[King Lance]

Why would they hate him ?

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/277 ... inem-show/ 9.1

Read the review. Its not even a review. What the fuck were they smoking?

yeah but at least, they gave it a good score.
It's rare when pitchfork gives +9 to a rap album

[cheeseburger]

I actually found this funny
"Do a double-take when he rapped "I just found out my mom does more dope than I do"? This time, you get to untangle the knotty word thickets of "My Mom", wherein young Marshall gets bullied and tricked by you-know-who into an addiction to prescription pills. Recoil when he threatened to push a fat girl off the high dive in swim class? He's now murdering his cousin in a tub and drinking the bathwater. Cringe at Eminem advocating roofies at a kegger? Get ready for the term "felching" to enter the public consciousness as Eminem gets anally raped by his stepfather in a tool shed. Got all that? Congrats, you're now four songs into Relapse"



I love that fucking album, for exactly these reasons!