"My Sober Diaries" and "LIF3 IS TOUGH YO" Information

[python]

A few days ago, EminemBase and I decided to hunt through the internet for news about Eminem's new album. We discovered an email owned by Eminem AND Paul. It's actually "ImfuckinAWESOME@shadyslim.net", and the password for the email was discovered to be "abc123" by a team of high-class hackers. We hacked into the email, and discovered an email that said this:

SUBJECT: The new tracklist for the next two albums
TO: ROYCEDAMONSTAFREAK@interscopeope.com
LIF3 IS TOUGH YO

1. Suicide Attempt #1 (skit)
2. Coughs
3. Heartbreaks and TV
4. South Park Was My Favorite Show
5. I Miss Proof
6. Like Seriously
7. Sneezes
8. Stop Sign
9. Why Is Life So Hard?
10. I Liked Relapse
11. Suicide Attempt #2 (skit)
12. I'm Crying
14. I Don't Want Bad Luck
15. *sigh*
16. I Feel Bad For Wayne
17. I Wish I Was Dead
18. Suicide (skit)

MY SOBER DIARIES

1. Heaven RULES!!! (skit)
2. God is Radical
3. I Miss Ya Proof!
4. WHY DID I GET ADDICTED TO DRUGS?!!?!!!
5. I Was A Bad Man, Gosh-Darn It!!
6. Hailie's Da Greatest!!
7. Sorry For Hurting People While I Was On Drugs
8. 40 and PROUD!!!
9. Sober Is Better Than Addiction
10. 10 x 4
11. Gosh-Darn Drugs Stink!!!
12. Go to Heck, Drugs
14. I Miss Proof (skit)

We were blown away by how awesome the tracklists for the two albums were, so we ended up hunting down the album covers in the album, and found them:




We was like "WOW THIS IS THE GREATEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER DISCOVERED EVER." EminemBase is currently hunting down the songs, but he said that if they are found, we shouldn't listen to them, because the albums just seem so badass and awesome, that we wanted to just wait until the albums are released to listen.

The release dates were also discovered in the email:

LIF3 IS TOUGH YO: August 5th, 2013
MY SOBER DIARIES: November 29th, 2013

Don't try to hack the email, because Eminem and Paul has been spying on us ever since we discovered the email, and have changed the passwords. I see them right now, we're frightened and I think we're going to d


NOTHING TO SEE HERE

[Trimss]

This is official.

[PAINKILLƎR]

Cool.

[Snakebeast]

This is official.

I think you mean UUUUUUUHHHHHHFISSHALL.

[python]

Hmmm, he got one song from the Christian album, here's a line:

"I THINK MEAN FREAKING PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT THEIR FREAKING MOUTH
MY PINK GREEN FREAKING REEPLE REED KNOW "PUNCH HAIR BEATING TROUT"
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? YES
DOES MICHAEL JACKSON SING AMAZINGLY? YES
AM I THE SAME EMINEM FROM 1998-2012? HECK NO!!!
FRICK GO, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, THAT I AM A CHR-EE-ST-EE-YAN!!!!
SING THE CHEE-R-E-AR-OSS!!!!

Ohhh... I'm just so happy
Ohhh... If you w'on slap me
Ohhh... Just do it
WON'T DIMISH MY SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Snakebeast]

Hmmm, he got one song from the Christian album, here's a line:

"I THINK MEAN FREAKING PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT THEIR FREAKING MOUTH
MY PINK GREEN FREAKING REEPLE REED KNOW "PUNCH HAIR BEATING TROUT"
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? YES
DOES MICHAEL JACKSON SING AMAZINGLY? YES
AM I THE SAME EMINEM FROM 1998-2012? HECK NO!!!
FRICK GO, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, THAT I AM A CHR-EE-ST-EE-YAN!!!!
SING THE CHEE-R-E-AR-OSS!!!!

Ohhh... I'm just so happy
Ohhh... If you w'on slap me
Ohhh... Just do it
WON'T DIMISH MY SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Aaaaaaaaand.....Python has officially gone off the deep end.

[python]

Hmmm, he got one song from the Christian album, here's a line:

"I THINK MEAN FREAKING PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT THEIR FREAKING MOUTH
MY PINK GREEN FREAKING REEPLE REED KNOW "PUNCH HAIR BEATING TROUT"
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? YES
DOES MICHAEL JACKSON SING AMAZINGLY? YES
AM I THE SAME EMINEM FROM 1998-2012? HECK NO!!!
FRICK GO, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, THAT I AM A CHR-EE-ST-EE-YAN!!!!
SING THE CHEE-R-E-AR-OSS!!!!

Ohhh... I'm just so happy
Ohhh... If you w'on slap me
Ohhh... Just do it
WON'T DIMISH MY SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Aaaaaaaaand.....Python has officially gone off the deep end.

Is dat an insult?

[Snakebeast]

Hmmm, he got one song from the Christian album, here's a line:

"I THINK MEAN FREAKING PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT THEIR FREAKING MOUTH
MY PINK GREEN FREAKING REEPLE REED KNOW "PUNCH HAIR BEATING TROUT"
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? YES
DOES MICHAEL JACKSON SING AMAZINGLY? YES
AM I THE SAME EMINEM FROM 1998-2012? HECK NO!!!
FRICK GO, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, THAT I AM A CHR-EE-ST-EE-YAN!!!!
SING THE CHEE-R-E-AR-OSS!!!!

Ohhh... I'm just so happy
Ohhh... If you w'on slap me
Ohhh... Just do it
WON'T DIMISH MY SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Aaaaaaaaand.....Python has officially gone off the deep end.

Is dat an insult?

We're all insane at this point waiting for even a smidgen of information. If this is how you deal with the mental instability, hey, who am I to judge ._.

[python]

EminemBase discovered it yo, so it's OY-FOY-SHOYLL. Say anything like that again, faggot, you'll be going off the deep-end.

[Snakebeast]

EminemBase discovered it yo, so it's OY-FOY-SHOYLL. Say anything like that again, faggot, you'll be going off the deep-end.

oh homeboy u aint got nuthin i pop shit like blueberry wun.

[Notalius]

"~"

[sbolli1]

well congrats python, you're now my least favorite member.

And keep in mind we have people like almostility, dante, bluberry, etc.

So yeah congratulations

[python]

EDIT: 'kay nvm

[Snakebeast]

Whoa, whoa, what the fuck, people. Calm the fuck down. Sbolli, we can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Python, no need to go psycho.

[python]

Sorry, but when people act like I'm a douche for fucking around, I'm going to tell them that they're an abomination to mankind. It's also ironic that I'm friends with the best of the board, but the scummiest and most annoying of the board seems to dislike me.