Nonsensical Em rhymes

[Jimmy Conway]

I love this Em. Post Em lyrics that are what I call nonsensical em lyrics


I hate my life, that's why I degrade my wife
I grabbed the plate to make a sandwich and ate the knife




Fucking mad dog, foaming at the mouth
Fuck mouth, my whole house is foaming at the couch


I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin' handle


Stuff like that

[SliK]

inb4 tush mull bitch

[Spyder]

Take you through the seven mile McDonalds and pile drive you

[Mr Change]

These kind of lines are so crazy and funny. Classic Em.

[CrashBand]

Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail

[EminemInsider]

Those lines aren't really nonsensical, they're just random.

Lyricist without a clue, what year is this?
Fuck a needle, here's a sword, body pierce with this

Take each line separately, they make perfect sense. But when one follows the other, they have absolutely nothing to do with each other outside of the rhyme scheme.

[Antoan796]

I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice ... LMAO

[yung rom]

You know you're spaced the fuck out like George Lucas when your puke is turning to yellowish orange mucus

(Not sure if this counts but) I ain't no fuckin g I'm a cannibal, I ain't trying to shoot you I'm trying to chop you into pieces and eat you

Trying to gain weight so I eat stake swallow the whole plate

Whattup girl, shut up girl, showed her a cut up squirrel

I'm bored out of my gourd; so I took a hammer and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford

[12characters]

Some of them seem kind of nonsensical. Like the foaming at the couch one.

I like these lines as well, but some are cleverer than others. They're not really "hit and miss", but there are some that don't really do anything for me. He even has a few post come back that I like, though his best were during the Slim Shady era.

Went to bible class with a gun, blasted a nun
Fuck hell, Satan sent my ass to the sun

(1998)

It's Aftermath, bitch! And my milk glass is still half-empty
Yeah, tempt me! Hell isn't enough
They need to invent somewhere new to send me
As sick as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a conventional oven
With a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me sweating

(2010)

[Whitefox]

You know you're spaced the fuck out like George Lucas when your puke is turning to yellowish orange mucus

(Not sure if this counts but) I ain't no fuckin g I'm a cannibal, I ain't trying to shoot you I'm trying to chop you into pieces and eat you

Trying to gain weight so I eat stake swallow the whole plate

Whattup girl, shut up girl, showed her a cut up squirrel

I'm bored out of my gourd; so I took a hammer and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford

I think the first 3 makes sense. Not sure about the last. What does gourd mean? A pumpkin?

[yung rom]

I think the first 3 makes sense. Not sure about the last. What does gourd mean? A pumpkin?

It's just another way to say "bored out of my mind"

[UofLCard]

I love this Em. Post Em lyrics that are what I call nonsensical em lyrics


I hate my life, that's why I degrade my wife
I grabbed the plate to make a sandwich and ate the knife




Fucking mad dog, foaming at the mouth
Fuck mouth, my whole house is foaming at the couch

Tylenol Island and Watch Dees.

[Jimmy Conway]

Murder you for a bag of chips and a chocolate snack
Break into your crib steal your shit and lock it back

[_Hawk_]

All these lines are attempting to do is highlight the manic, schizophrenic nature of the Shady character Eminem created.

"Fucking mad dog, foaming at the mouth
Fuck mouth, my whole house is foaming at the couch"

Clearly this is trippy imagery to illuminate the crazy mind of Slim Shady. It is only nonsensical when perceived as a normal, clean thought process.

[Trimss]

(1998)

It's Aftermath, bitch! And my milk glass is still half-empty
Yeah, tempt me! Hell isn't enough
They need to invent somewhere new to send me
(2010)

My favorite lines post comeback.