Worst Possible Album Titles?

[Snakebeast]

I know it's not exactly the most original of topics, but eh, it's fun. What are the worst possible titles that Em could name his 8th album? Redemption? Relentless? Relapse 2? The King of My (White)Castle? EmPowered? Size 10 in Hoes?

[UofLCard]

Nearly any 'Re' prefix.

[Raul]

Recovery 2, Emperor

[xNero]

The Return of Slim Shady

[Shuttle Destroyer]

The Return of The Heartless Monster
Debbie Nelson
Ressurection
New Rules
Emineezus
Something Big

The Return of Slim Shady

[UnoDeuce]

Sob3r

[EminemBase]

Anything with 'Re' or Slim Shady in it, or anything with his name or a simple self-reference to the story of his life again... the last three album titles were all actually pretty brilliant - he encapsulated entire life periods and metaphors in a single word for each one, which is the best thing to do...

Notice how minimalist the world of 'titling' has become also, not just in music but in like TV... in the 70s you would have big long sentences as titles, now think of all the one word titles for shows: Dexter, Extras, Entourage, Shark, House...

'Ye is actually a little slow on that front (Yeezus)...

Em has always been minamlist in his marketing and aesthetic approach... very simple and down the line titles which can later be interpreted in multiple ways allowing more people to supply more meanings to the title and the material. Just a shame that the music didn't follow that suit, on Recovery. I don't actually think Emporer is that bad by the way.

But 8 on its side is the best I've heard.

[SliK]

The Fire Marshall LP

[Just Silver]

The Eigth Mile

[Fleka]

Fruit Loop From Jupiter. Wait, it`s kinda cool when you think about it.

[Just Silver]

The Old White Guy Is Back

[Jimmy Conway]

Don't know the title. Found his track list though




1. I Was Crazy, Now I'm Recovered....Or Am I?
2. Let’s Go Give Women Dis Dick
3. Have I Told You About Fast Food?
4. Making Shit Songs With Non-Threatening Famous People
5. A Song You’ll Listen To Once, And Then Never Again
6. Uh Oh - Found Some Women Who Hasn't Got Dis Dick.
7. Drugs Are Good, But Also Bad - What A Dilemma!
8. Dre Is My Best Friend, And He's Going to Hit Or Hug Me
9. Whisper And Screams (ft Choppy Flow)
10. My Name Is Fire Marshal IN Other Words I'm Out Of Ideas
11. I Never Gave A Fuck. Except For My Daughter, Wife, Friends And Career
12. Another Song You’ll Listen To Once, And Never Again
13. Queefs (ft. Sklyer Grey)
14. Another Song With Non-Threatening Famous People
15. Sorry Nas I Can't Talk About My Daughter
16. I’m Great At Rapping. I love Accents
17. Sorry For The Accents (ft. Hypocrisy )
18. Slaughterhouse Still Exists (I Know, Right?)
19. Really? You Women Haven’t Gotten Dis Dick Yet?
20. One More Song You Will Listen To Once And Never Again

[Shade135]

This may be a interesting topic...

He can't do anymore Re's, unless it was to finish off his Relapse Recovery sequence. He can't use his name anymore, especially Slim Shady because it's been used twice now. Rejuvinated is a double no, because of the RE prefix and it just sound's like another "pop" title appealing to the masses, obviously playing of the Recovery title. Relapse 2 would be a step in the opposite direction he seemed to be going with Recovery.

Return of Slim Shady would have worked had he did that before Relapse, he could nicely fit in a 4 album sequence with 2 album's each telling the 2 part's of the whole story...if that makes sense, since I believe he works with a 2 album at a time type deal (like Relapse and then Recovery). It would have to go Return of Slim Shady then Relapse, then part 2 of the sequence would go Recovery then his next album, which would properly finish off the "Re" titles. If that would have happened, something like Rejuvinated would fit well, or Redemtion and set him up for another sequence of album's.

I really like the Redemtion title though, it just sounds like a whole new set of idea's for song's can be made and could start a new sequence from that title even though it has the "re" prefix. He can get back into the "Don't give a fuck", "fuck you" mindset that his core fan base knows him for which would break him out of the Recovery mindset and appealing to the masses.

I've heard the title "NiNe", which I don't like, is a possiblity. Although Eminem hasn't mentioned that he will be using it. Plus it would not make any sense in terms of Em's career, considering this is his 8th album. All I know is that it's the rumoured title for Porter's mixtape.

Ive also seen a cover of his face simply with 2013 on his forehead (the 3 being a backwards E, but I don't know how to do that), I don't like that because it doesn't have that "icing on the cake" feeling to it. It's not that 1 word or proper title that wraps up the album, it doesn't tell you what the contents of the album will sound like.

Something like Empact to start a new series of albums would be cool, also something like Trapped. Not necessarily talking about being trapped, more of taking ideas from his "Celebrity" verse or "My Life" verse, I love them both...even though people say "My Life" was recorded in 2011. He could take ideas from My Life and expand off them, lines like "You're gonna end up regretting you ever betted against me", "feel's like im gonna snap any minute....might blow my lid" and "Motherfuck everybody up in this bitch but 50". Which would also get him back into the "fuck you" mindset so he could actually "blow his lid" and would allow him to make classics like "Criminal" style again and start a new series.

Sorry if I went off topic a little bit. When I read the topic title I had a few ideas and wanted to get them out, I hope this all makes sense.

[Atone]

The Life Of Eminem

1. Some Faggot Fucked My Bitch Of A Mother
2. My Druggie Ass Cunt Mother Got Pregnant
3. Son Of A Bitch (Happy Birthday)
4. Lego's And Sandcastles
5. Bottle Full Of Breastmilk
6. Bitch Change My Diaper
7. Pre School Hoolagan
8. FUCK BARNEY
9. 1st Day In Elementary
10. Crayons Taste Like Shit
11. Wet Dreams About Fat Bitches
12. Jackin Off For The 1st time
13. Mighty Morphin Morphine For Breakfest
14. Me and Momma Gettin High
15. Mother Fuckin Middle School And Shit
16. Thirteen Years And My Father Aint Paid Shit

Disc 2

1. Freshman Dropout
2. I Found Me A Bitch
3. Sex Is Fun Without A Condom
4. Oh Shit...I'mma Be A Daddy
5. Hailie Is Born
6. Dear Hailie
7. Daddy's Little Girl
8. FUCK YOU KIM
9. KIM IS A BITCH
10. I Love You Kim (Let's Get Back Together)
11. DIE KIM DIE
12. I FUCKIN HATE MY WHORE MOTHER, AND KIM IS A SLUT, BUT I LOVE YOU HAILIE
13. MY MOM FED ME VICODEN FOR BREAKFEST
14. Halie Is My Baby
15. High Again
16. I Wrote This Song On Drugs In Front Of Hailie After Kicking Kim Out The House

DISC 3

1. Horrible Father
2. Halie I'm Sorry I Let D12 Gang Bang You On Your 13th Birthday
3. Proof, I Miss You Dawg
4. Halie Gets an Abortion (Skit)
5. I Ws Almost A Grandpa
6. Kim, Will You Marry Me
7. I WANT A FUCKIN DIVORCE
8. Ode To Britney (We Fucked In A Movie)
9. Sorry Eminem, Hailie's Twat Felt Amazin (Featuring D12, Dr. Dre, and Royce Da 5'9)
10. Fuck You Guyz, Hailie Is My Baby (Diss to D12, Dr. Dre, and Royce Da 5'9)
11. Daddy I Hate You, You're Always On Drugs And Letting Your Friends Rape Me (Featuring Halie)
12. FUCK YOU, YOU'RE SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH (Dissing Hailie)
13. I'm So Sorry Hay Hay, You're Still my Baby
14. STOP ASKING ME FOR A FEATURE (Dissing Tech N9ne, Ludacris, Juelz Santana, and Joe Budden)
15. Ok, We Gonna Do This (Featuring Tech N9ne, Ludacris, and Juelz Santana)
16. FUCK YOU EMINEM (Joe Budden Skit)
17. Eminem Found Dead, Joe Budden Is The Only Suspect (Skit)

[NeverSincerely]

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