Oh COME ON

by **EminemInsider** » Oct 15th, '13, 04:14

"Rap God" is the same fucking song he's been doing since the post-Recovery days. Actually, he was already headed in this direction on Recovery...the model structure for him on this was his "Here We Go" flow, and he was doing this same style on "Despicable."

Are we really going to pretend this isn't exactly what we all feared/suspected? This is the exact song I predicted for "Berzerk." I guess he waited until he'd done some old school rap homage before putting it out, however.

He's trying to show off how "bored" he is with rap and how talented he is by changing his delivery every several bars so that by the time the song is over, he basically had 14 different deliveries. No connection to anything he's saying, only concerned with making syllables land where he wants them to on the beat.

In reality, he's not bored with rap...he's out of ideas for things to rap about, and he's trying to cover it up with with an arrogant facade in his music so he can get the respect from today's hip hawp heads that is really the only thing motivating him at this point.

Here's more or less how every song goes for him these days:

Slowwww, ironic opening bar ending in deeeep voice
Slowwww, ironic opening bar ending in deeeep voice
Stay slow, don't you feel the claustrophobia?
Stay slow, don't you feel the claustrophobia?
Double time, double time, double time, double time
Double time, double time double time, double time
Soften voice but maintain the double time flow
Soften voice even lower and maintain double time flow, then on the last few words, YELL THEM AGAIN!
Yell a few bars in a medium speed
Yell a few bars in a medium speed
Mim-ic each-drum-beat with the syl-la-bles ma-king sure that they hit so the words them-selves sound awk-ward
Now end every line with the same word like "boy"
End every line with the same word like "boy"
End every line with the same word like "boy"
End every line with the same word like "boy"
Then remind everyone that you can rhyme more than just "boy" by completely changing the scheme
Now rap so fast that nobody can understand you, show off that speed
Show off that speed
Show off that speed
Emcees get so blah blah blah.
That they Blah blah blah.
Like a blah blah blah.
Like a blah blah blah.
Slowwwww bars in loud voice
Slow bars in loud voice
Slow bars in soft voice
Slow bars in soft voice
Fast bars in soft voice
Fast bars in soft voice
Fast bars in louuuuud voice
Fast bars in LOUD VOICE
...etc.

Oh yeah, and don't forget to split rhymes between lines regularly.

And the album is called MMLP2. The Alienem era is upon us.

by **Kill You** » Oct 15th, '13, 04:19

Oh okay, thanks for letting us know. We had no idea. So enlightening. Fuck this album now.

by **JamaicanPattlez** » Oct 15th, '13, 05:13

Welp, EminemInsider doesn't like it, guys. Time to wrap it up and go home.

by **Trilla** » Oct 15th, '13, 05:26

Oh okay. So your complaint is his flow. Eminem will never be allowed to EVER change his flow and must stick to his conversational flow because it will never get boring and fit in with any subject he wants to talk about, even when he wants to sound menacing/enjoyable.

by **EminemInsider** » Oct 15th, '13, 05:40

Menzo wrote:You're such a fucking loser. Seriously, you're 1079/1079 for demonstrating how much of an internally angry, socially awkward, obsessive virgin fucking loser you are.

I don't even care if you don't like the song, you're just...such a massive loser the way you showcase yourself, and with one of the Stannliest names here. It's people like you that make me grateful and realize how much shittier my mental health and social skills could be.

Thank you.

Yeah, nothing says "kewl" like an Eminem forum moderator with 25,500+ posts.

Trilla wrote:Oh okay. So your complaint is his flow. Eminem will never be allowed to EVER change his flow and must stick to his conversational flow because it will never get boring and fit in with any subject he wants to talk about, even when he wants to sound menacing/enjoyable.

My complaint is him changing his flow 14 times in the same song...every song. I find it annoying and have no desire to listen to it.

by **DanWS** » Oct 15th, '13, 05:43

EminemInsider wrote:
Menzo wrote:You're such a fucking loser. Seriously, you're 1079/1079 for demonstrating how much of an internally angry, socially awkward, obsessive virgin fucking loser you are.

I don't even care if you don't like the song, you're just...such a massive loser the way you showcase yourself, and with one of the Stannliest names here. It's people like you that make me grateful and realize how much shittier my mental health and social skills could be.

Thank you.

Yeah, nothing says "kewl" like an Eminem forum moderator with 25,500+ posts.

But somehow you're the internally angry, socially awkward, obsessive loser with mental health issues.

Riiiiiight. :unsure:

by **Snakebeast** » Oct 15th, '13, 05:48

So....What DO you want in an Em song?

by **JamaicanPattlez** » Oct 15th, '13, 05:52

EminemInsider wrote:"Rap God" is the same fucking song he's been doing since the post-Recovery days. Actually, he was already headed in this direction on Recovery...the model structure for him on this was his "Here We Go" flow, and he was doing this same style on "Despicable."

Are we really going to pretend this isn't exactly what we all feared/suspected? This is the exact song I predicted for "Berzerk." I guess he waited until he'd done some old school rap homage before putting it out, however.

He's trying to show off how "bored" he is with rap and how talented he is by changing his delivery every several bars so that by the time the song is over, he basically had 14 different deliveries. No connection to anything he's saying, only concerned with making syllables land where he wants them to on the beat.

In reality, he's not bored with rap...he's out of ideas for things to rap about, and he's trying to cover it up with with an arrogant facade in his music so he can get the respect from today's hip hawp heads that is really the only thing motivating him at this point.

Here's more or less how every song goes for him these days:

Slowwww, ironic opening bar ending in deeeep voice
Slowwww, ironic opening bar ending in deeeep voice
Stay slow, don't you feel the claustrophobia?
Stay slow, don't you feel the claustrophobia?
Double time, double time, double time, double time
Double time, double time double time, double time
Soften voice but maintain the double time flow
Soften voice even lower and maintain double time flow, then on the last few words, YELL THEM AGAIN!
Yell a few bars in a medium speed
Yell a few bars in a medium speed
Mim-ic each-drum-beat with the syl-la-bles ma-king sure that they hit so the words them-selves sound awk-ward
Now end every line with the same word like "boy"
End every line with the same word like "boy"
End every line with the same word like "boy"
End every line with the same word like "boy"
Then remind everyone that you can rhyme more than just "boy" by completely changing the scheme
Now rap so fast that nobody can understand you, show off that speed
Show off that speed
Show off that speed
Emcees get so blah blah blah.
That they Blah blah blah.
Like a blah blah blah.
Like a blah blah blah.
Slowwwww bars in loud voice
Slow bars in loud voice
Slow bars in soft voice
Slow bars in soft voice
Fast bars in soft voice
Fast bars in soft voice
Fast bars in louuuuud voice
Fast bars in LOUD VOICE
...etc.

Oh yeah, and don't forget to split rhymes between lines regularly.

And the album is called MMLP2. The Alienem era is upon us.

Son. Your name is EminemInsider, you wrote a fuckin' paragraph over a rapper you think has fallen off years ago, and you're making fun of others with a 25k post count? Let this sink in for a moment... Realize what you're doing... Suicide is not the answer...

by **Whitefox** » Oct 15th, '13, 06:01

Fuck you and go listen to Mockinbird.

Website · by **Solace** » Oct 15th, '13, 06:10

by **Evan C.** » Oct 15th, '13, 06:46

Boy, no complaints about Eminem allowed, boy. Don't you know that, boy?

Double time double time double timedoubletimedoubletimedoubletimedoubletimedoubletimedoubletime SHOUTING LOUD NOISES

Boy, that's the formula for a sick, sick Eminem track. Boy.

by **Evan C.** » Oct 15th, '13, 06:50

EminemInsider wrote:
Yeah, nothing says "kewl" like an Eminem forum moderator with 25,500+ posts.

He has a quote in his signature which indicates that someone thinks he's their favorite user on the website. This means he's way cooler than you, boy.

by **BILI** » Oct 15th, '13, 06:52

Oh look fat virgins are back

by **Kill You** » Oct 15th, '13, 07:29

DanWS wrote:
EminemInsider wrote:
Menzo wrote:You're such a fucking loser. Seriously, you're 1079/1079 for demonstrating how much of an internally angry, socially awkward, obsessive virgin fucking loser you are.

I don't even care if you don't like the song, you're just...such a massive loser the way you showcase yourself, and with one of the Stannliest names here. It's people like you that make me grateful and realize how much shittier my mental health and social skills could be.

Thank you.

Yeah, nothing says "kewl" like an Eminem forum moderator with 25,500+ posts.

But somehow you're the internally angry, socially awkward, obsessive loser with mental health issues.

Riiiiiight.

Gah, you're such a Neanderthal.

Idiot. :laughing:

by **DanWS** » Oct 15th, '13, 07:50

Kill You wrote:
Gah, you're such a Neanderthal.

Idiot.

Oh look everybody, Kill You is upset that I called him a Neanderthal in another thread, and now he's finding it difficult to let go because it hurt his feelings. In a shocking turn of events, he has decided to get payback by using my own insult against me, leaving me bewildered and unable to make a comeback.

Hi, Kill you, I have an interesting question that I'm struggling with and thought you might be able to help me....

What is two....

...plus two?

Be a top guy and a help a nigga out?

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