Em's best Rhyme ever

[venomous_volatile]

I'm seriously blown away by how he spits this on Almost Famous. It's up there with his best anway.

Now get off my dick
Dick's too short a word for my dick
Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick

[EminemBase]

I wouldn't say it's his best rhyme ever lmao.

It's an illusion to most people, he's not actually rhyming the word antidisestablishmentarianism. In reality he's just rhyming the word 'dick' with 'prick', that word is just in-between them.

But the way he flows it is beautiful. An exciting moment but I wouldn't say rhyming dick with prick is his best rhyme ever.

[Jaz]

eh. I didn't even think that was that good of a line.

[EminemBase]

its exactly like that other cashis thread

you called him a bum and he said no hes not, he has money

well he called this a rhyme but you know what he meant

Nothing alike.

In the Ca$his thread I called him a bum and RealSlickLidney tried to start a debate with me over the definition of the word bum, as if I was referring to his clothes / wealth.

Now, the word 'bum' works in the context I meant it as anyway so it's nothing like this. I still call Ca$his a bum and still mean the quality of his output. And it still works as that. Bum can just mean poor quality. Where as rhyme just literally means two words... Rhyming.

Also, I'm not starting shit with this guy like a cunt (RealSlickLidney), I'm just adding food for thought. Nothing at all like this.

[EminemBase]

i can tell you right now by rhyme he did not mean prick/dick

Yes I know, exactly... That's what I'm saying. That's all he rhymes in this line though.

A lot of people think he rhymes the word antidisestablishmentarianism because it's in the line. SO I was just defining that not personally going at the OP.

[classthe_king]

1) Like Embase said, rhyming prick with dick is not a good rhyme. Infact, this is one of his worst rhymes ever.
2) The line isn't even good. He's calling his dick antidisestablishmentarianism. You can't get off that. It doesn't even make sense

[classthe_king]

Yeah but that word means: opposition to the withdrawal of state support or recognition from an established church, esp. the Anglican Church in 19th-century England. Saying to get off that makes no sense.

[GenePeer]

i think the OP meant "line"...my favorite rhyme is

I'm buzzing, dirty dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursing at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer

that line will forever be stuck in my head...the way he says it makes it my favorite rhyme ever!! but damn, "Just Don't Give a F***" had sick lines:

Looniest, zaniest, spontaneous sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict

This is a sneak preview/I diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review/I make your freak leave you

[classthe_king]

My favorite rhyme from his is
Aiyyo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction
To get your brain relaxin, a zany actin maniac in action

[slimsoxshady]

my favorite:
his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy
theres vomit on his sweater already mom's spaghetti

[ku53v]

if this chick was my own mother,
I'd still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother,
At the same tame, and just say that it ain't mine

[DƎRDYPK]

one of my favorite lines: You could be RUN D! You'll never be the MC

[buffalo bill]

2) The line isn't even good. He's calling his dick antidisestablishmentarianism. You can't get off that. It doesn't even make sense

He's implying the word that refers to his dick should be proportional to the length of his dick.

Since antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the English language, he has the longest possible dick.

By giving his dick a long-ass name, it gives the listener an idea of how long his dick actually is by comparison.

Of course it makes sense.

it makes VERY good sense, it's a very clever and funny line.. too clever for some fans apparently :

[classthe_king]

2) The line isn't even good. He's calling his dick antidisestablishmentarianism. You can't get off that. It doesn't even make sense

He's implying the word that refers to his dick should be proportional to the length of his dick.

Since antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the English language, he has the longest possible dick.

By giving his dick a long-ass name, it gives the listener an idea of how long his dick actually is by comparison.

Of course it makes sense.

it makes VERY good sense, it's a very clever and funny line.. too clever for some fans apparently :

You're a dipshit if you think I don't get the line. I just think its stupid.

[MikeNUFC]

My favourite rhyme (long but fuck it):

Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools
"This is for every time you took my orange juice,
or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk.
Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt.
I'm gettin you back bully! Now once and for good."
I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I could
and beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood