Up there as one of the best verse of Eminem's career. Never gets boring. The multies, the storytelling, the humour, the internal rhymes. Everything. It's just perfection.
This is the best part:
Way before my baby daughter Hailey
I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes
so everyday he'd shove me in the lockers
One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin’
And had me in the position to beat me into submission
He banged my head against the urinal till he broke my nose,
Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat
I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef"
But he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin’ me and I couldn't breathe
He looked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!"
The principal walked in and started helpin him stomp me
I made them think they beat me to death
Holdin’ my breath for like five minutes before they finally left
Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools
"This is for every time you took my orange juice,
or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk.
Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt
Absolutely fucking ridiculous. One of his best written songs.