COMPLEX: 40 Rap Lyrics That Make No Sense

[dshady89]

"So cold I frostbite 'em/No Pig Latin but I hog-tied 'em." - 2 Chainz

"There's three of us/But we're not the Beatles." - Run–D.M.C.

"32 grams raw, chop it in half, get 16, double it times three/We got 48, which mean a whole lot of cream/Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight/We back to 16." - Foxy Brown

"I can double my density from 360 degrees to 720 instantly." - Canibus

"Dizzy Gillespie, he played a sax!" - Greg Nice

"I'm an animal/Half man, half mammal." - Jay-Z

"Now watch him make a movie like Albert Hitchcock." - Pitbull

"You done broke my heart into a million pieces/I should have seen it coming, wish I had telekinesis." - LMFAO

"I exchange V cards with the retards." - Mack Maine

"And I'll be damned if I co-sign a old snitch/That was gangbanging when Jaws was a goldfish." - Lloyd Banks

"Round the same time Nas said 'I Can,' Bush was sending our fam to Iran." - Kanye West

"License plate say 'money makin' ni**a fa sho'." - Mannie Fresh

"I got more hoes than the Ozone." - Silkk The Shocker

"I'm Rondo with the bongos." - Pusha T

"I got a little boy to look after/And if I died then my child would be a bastard." - Scarface

"My paragraph alone is worth five mics/A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics." - Redman

"There's no need to lie folk/Why you sleeping with ya eyes closed?" - Timbaland

"Just think if I ain't empty the clip, and he killed me/Would I still be living?" - Young Buck

"Paparazzi ain't a problem, we just hide on the beach." - Asher Roth

"I was In Too Deep like Mekhi Phife." - Kanye West

"Are you into astrology, cause um, I'm trying to make it to Uranus." - Kanye West

"Put a number on your helmet like it's Notre Dame." - Rick Ross

"Don't get drowned in one of the Mediterraneans ni**a." - Raekwon

".38 revolve like the sun round the Earth." - Jay-Z


Full list: http://www.complex.com/music/2012/09/40 ... -no-sense/

[Willy]

"I can double my density from 360 degrees to 720 instantly." - Canibus

lol

[Amaranthine]

LMFAO! This made my night.

[M15HKA]

wow...

[Amaranthine]

Second to last one, that Run DMC line "There's three of us/But we're not the Beatles", Em obviously wasn't a Beatles fan, because he fell into that trap too, quoting them in his induction speech.

[dR3]

I can make a list of 40 rap lyrics that make no sense solely consisting of Canibus.

Your Jay-Z is a pretty smart boy, I'd say.

[Almostlity]

I can make a list of 40 rap lyrics that make no sense solely consisting of Canibus.

Your Jay-Z is a pretty smart boy, I'd say.

If you look at his life,i'd say that one line didn't affect it too much

[Man1x]

2 CHAINZ!

DA GOAT

Tbh

[AbramIsaac]

The Game has a few...

"Compton had Jerry Curl drippin on Ronald Reagan's shoes."

And that one about being shot in 2001, "about the same time Dre dropped 2001".

[EminemBase]

Some of these make no sense, but not all of them.

Pretty much all the lines are shit, but some do make sense.

[Blu]

I think it means...since Jaws never was a goldfish, that guy was never gangbanging. Something like that, right? That isn't that bad of a line.

Seems like you're

[Manly Moose]

Wow, Redman cant do math

5 x 12 =/= 36

[Man1x]

How does this not make sense???

"There's three of us/But we're not the Beatles." - Run–D.M.C.

There are four Beatles? Haha, I don't know what you're trying to prove. Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr, & John Lennon. Four, 4, cuatro, dos times two...

[Almostlity]

How does this not make sense???

"There's three of us/But we're not the Beatles." - Run–D.M.C.

There are four Beatles? Haha, I don't know what you're trying to prove. Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr, & John Lennon. Four, 4, cuatro, dos times two...

it's bigray..

[SliK]

Some terrible lines from some great artist. Lets not pretend Eminem doesn't have a couple that could make the list. Dude makes up words lol.