Official Celph Titled Quotable Thread

[VenomBlackViper]

Lift up that skirt and see just what type of guy you are
throw you off the fuckin' roof and see just how fly you are

[WakeUpShow]

God damn, you gotta love Celph. Hilarious, witty lyrics mixed with charisma, flow and character.

[WakeUpShow]

Your mother's like a sandwich, all stuffed and greasy
Bust a nut in a hoagie and make a new sub-species

For all you wierdos a hoagie is Philly's name for a sub.

[KillahBee]

Go 'head and try to hide them secrets, what you gon' do?
When your casket drops, they'll have plenty of dirt to dig up on you
After that sex change, I guess you not the man now
Cut off your arms, you the best MC, hands down

Lemme put these fuckin' words in your head, real simple and plain
My gun'll make you levitate; in the streets, I'm David Blaine
Deranged and insane, put you in a burgundy tomb
I got you callin' 9-1-1 in the emergency room
Military action, send in the regime
At my shows, we sell ammo in vending machines
The Bruce Willis of rap; I got "Die Hard" fans
And right with knife-sharp hands, slicin' your fam'

[VenomBlackViper]

Packin' MACs in the back of the Ac' on some Big Pun shit
When you hear the "click" your clique run quick, dick
We transportin' handguns in minivans; that's the "pistol whip"
Celph Titled, the gourmet chef, ripple effect
An inconspicuous spic with kitchen mittens when I'm splittin' ya neck

[WakeUpShow]

His entire verse of "Feast of the Wolves"

Yo, is there heaven for a gangster?
No, but there's hell for a faggot
Put on my work outfit, with a belt for my rachet
You gonna melt when the gats spit, shoot your mother at your funeral
She fell in the casket, how convenient is that shit?
Shoot a flare at my troops, and we letting the gats flame 'em
Put stairs in the booth, and we stepping our rap game up
I'm a boss but I take orders, from gun exporters
Plus I got a keen sense for sniffing out tape recorders
You a snitch? We'll rape your daughter
And bring her down to the basement to tape record her
Get your best entertainment lawyer, cuz we about to extort ya
Fake thug, Tom Sawyer, yeah I saw ya, we'll saw ya
With the Black and Decker, slice savagely
I don't gotta use God's name in vain to get my soldiers to blasphemy
And I won't say I'm the best since Rakim and Pac and them
Better yet, I'm the best since Mozart & Bach and them

[Willy]

punchlines are gay

[WakeUpShow]

punchlines are gay

faggots are gay

[Tornado]

I made 'em go easy, and called off the wolves on my AOTP radio CB
Cause y'all ain't worthy of grenades and RPG's
Slit throat, hope you float with sardines and seaweed