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The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Complex)

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Re: The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Comp

Postby dR3 » Mar 22nd, '13, 17:10

Rattle1 wrote:
"I make her take this dick like advice" Song: "IANAHB"

"These ***** think they hard, these ***** just nipples" Song: "Days and Days"

"Buying Gatorade by the 12 pack...like two stomachs" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"I pass that weed like I studied" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"Two rights don't make a wrong, three rights make a left" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"I give her wood when he wouldn't" Song: "Wowzers"

"Tell that pig and that cow, I'll go ham if it's beef" Song: "Lay It Down"

"We don't feel you, like an elephant getting fucked with a tick dick" Song: "My Homies Still"

He should've died from that seizure.
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Re: The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Comp

Postby BigBoss » Mar 22nd, '13, 17:37

The Jalapeno could've been funny if used right
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Re: The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Comp

Postby King Lance » Mar 22nd, '13, 17:50

Menzo wrote:
dR3 wrote:
Rattle1 wrote:
"I make her take this dick like advice" Song: "IANAHB"

"These ***** think they hard, these ***** just nipples" Song: "Days and Days"

"Buying Gatorade by the 12 pack...like two stomachs" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"I pass that weed like I studied" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"Two rights don't make a wrong, three rights make a left" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"I give her wood when he wouldn't" Song: "Wowzers"

"Tell that pig and that cow, I'll go ham if it's beef" Song: "Lay It Down"

"We don't feel you, like an elephant getting fucked with a tick dick" Song: "My Homies Still"

He should've died from that seizure.


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

It won't be too long til Wayne starts writing lines that fully make no sense:

"I fucked her all night long, Global Warming"


Impossible, it's impossible to write something more ridiculous than these lines lol
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Re: The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Comp

Postby Trimss » Mar 22nd, '13, 17:51

LOL Menzo that line killed me.
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Re: The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Comp

Postby Just Silver » Mar 22nd, '13, 18:02

Blu wrote:Lil Wayne is the greatest genius of all time. The best troll there ever was and ever will be...

Troll award goes to Lil B
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Re: The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Comp

Postby King Lance » Mar 22nd, '13, 18:03

can someone teach me on Lil B lol
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Re: The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Comp

Postby Just Silver » Mar 22nd, '13, 18:06

Lance5 wrote:can someone teach me on Lil B lol

watchya wanna know :smoking:
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Re: The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Comp

Postby King Lance » Mar 22nd, '13, 18:22

Just Silver wrote:
Lance5 wrote:can someone teach me on Lil B lol

watchya wanna know :smoking:


I know nothing about him, I just know that he trolled about something...

What did he do lol ?
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Re: The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Comp

Postby Just Silver » Mar 22nd, '13, 18:24

Lance5 wrote:
Just Silver wrote:
Lance5 wrote:can someone teach me on Lil B lol

watchya wanna know :smoking:


I know nothing about him, I just know that he trolled about something...

What did he do lol ?

all his music is trolling the industry and his BASED movement basically meaning be yourself
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Re: The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Comp

Postby tadpole25 » Mar 22nd, '13, 18:30

Rattle1 wrote:"That pussy boneless, that's Chick-fil-A" Song: "Curtains"


I actually liked this one. The others one were terribad tho
"I take yall diss as endearment - I love it when I hear it
Maybe words offensive - free speech I don't fear it
Maybe music can take us to a place so atmospheric
Beyond our greatest imagination, illuminatin' experience
If we open our ears and close our inhibitions, it's clear"
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Re: The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Comp

Postby King Lance » Mar 22nd, '13, 18:33

Just Silver wrote:all his music is trolling the industry and his BASED movement basically meaning be yourself


You're telling me that he is known because he trolled us ? :confusion:
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Re: The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Comp

Postby King Lance » Mar 22nd, '13, 21:14



Would you be offended if I tell you that I couldn't even listen to them ?

wtf is that :unsure:
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Re: The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Comp

Postby eminemma » Mar 22nd, '13, 21:27

"And when I was 5, my favorite movie was "The Gremlins"
Ain't got shit to do with this, but I just thought that I should mention" - sky's the limit

always thought that line was stupid as fuck (but then again so are all of his songs??)
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Re: The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Comp

Postby King Lance » Mar 22nd, '13, 21:28

Aone10 wrote:
Lance5 wrote:


Would you be offended if I tell you that I couldn't even listen to them ?

wtf is that :unsure:


Not at all,

I can't stand Lil B.


It was like a mix of Lil Wayne & T-Pain with autotune :laughing:
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Re: The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Comp

Postby JamaicanPattlez » Mar 22nd, '13, 22:07

Rattle1 wrote:Classic but they forgot 1 line : "I drink tea she drink wine, call it tijuana" - Back To You


The list:

"She said my dick could be the next black President" Song: "IANAHB"

"I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy" Song: "IANAHB"

"Letting all these hoes ride my dick, carpool" Song: "IANAHB"

"I make her take this dick like advice" Song: "IANAHB"

"Had a dream that my dick turned to Megatron/But my girl was sleeping with Decepticons" Song: "IANAHB"

"That pussy boneless, that's Chick-fil-A" Song: "Curtains"

"***** try to bite my style, but my style a jalapeno" Song: "Days and Days"

"These ***** think they hard, these ***** just nipples" Song: "Days and Days"

"You know I'm on that grass, don't cut on the sprinklers" Song: "Days and Days"

"She swallow so many nuts, you fuck around find a squirrel in her throat" Song: "Days and Days"

"I'm so fucking hot I 'ssss'—I'ma need some more s's" Song: "Days and Days"

"They ain't got shit on me, but she keep sniffing" Song: "Back to You"

"Should I call somebody else/'Cause girl it's almost 12 and this dick won't suck itself" Song: "Back to You"

"Yeah I do my dirt, but that's for the flowers to grow in" Song: "Back to You"

"Buying Gatorade by the 12 pack...like two stomachs" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"I pass that weed like I studied" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"Better turn to God before I turn to Godzilla/How the fuck you gon' talk shit to diarrhea?" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"I walk it like I talk it, got legs on my words" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"Two rights don't make a wrong, three rights make a left" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"Got a Scope on the pistol, give your ass fresh breath" Song: "Beat The Shit"

"Watch me cock this Nina, call it rough sex" Song: "Beat The Shit"

"We fucked up, we Truk'd up/No if, ands, or buttfucks" Song: "Rich As Fuck"

"She get dick, weed, and ignored, that's a DWI *****" Song: "Trippy"

"Smoking on that strong, got me 'coffin' like I'm getting buried" Song: "Trippy"

"I stand up in that pussy like a sunroof" Song: "Romance"

"The world stops, drops, and rolls, it's judgement day or a fire drill" Song: "God Bless Amerika"

"I just fuck the clock and let it come a time" Song: "God Bless Amerika"

"I give her wood when he wouldn't" Song: "Wowzers"

"She fell in love with the Martian, I said, 'You're too down to Earth'" Song: "Wowzers"

"I hope that pussy warmer than luke, and sweet as Godiva/Suck this dick and swallow that nut, and call it penis colada" Song: "Wowzers"

"Give her head like a brim/It tastes good, M-M-M" Song: "Wowzers"

"Down here waiting for her to come like payday" Song: "Wowzers"

"Eat that pussy, go to sleep, she got that Tylenol PM" Song: "Wowzers"

"I'm trying to eat healthier, so I ate a veggie/Sucked on that pussy, I feel better already" Song: "Wowzers"

"I'm gonna wear that ass out like a uniform/So ride this dick like a horse, pony, unicorn" Song: "Hello"

"Phone in her back pocket, made her booty call and I say, 'Hello'" Song: "Hello"

"Grab the owl out the tree/Ask that bitch, 'Who but me?'" Song: "Lay It Down"

"Tell that pig and that cow, I'll go ham if it's beef" Song: "Lay It Down"

"Girl, when I think of you/My dick just start to jumping like a fucking kangaroo" Song: "Hot Revolver"

"We don't feel you, like an elephant getting fucked with a tick dick" Song: "My Homies Still"


http://www.complex.com/music/2013/03/th ... -being-ii/



If nothing else, this shows how lazy Lil Wayne really is with his lyrics... Cause guaranteed if he sat down and really thought about it, half of these wouldn't have been used. If he really did sit down and think of these... you wonder how nobody told him to try harder.
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