Punchlines that make you

[classthe_king]

The entire world spin and twirl like a world in tire
-Eminem

[MikeNUFC]

Yeah, Big L's punchlines were pretty awful. Not sure why people think he's so good at punchlines.

[TheGentlePlayer]

"Ima take you out ya misery, and after this they gonna put you in the social study book, cuz you history"
Big L

Doesn't work. The phrase "you're history" comes from the original definition (documentation of the past). When someone dies, their death is recorded and they become a thing of the past (history). So he's just going backwards like most rappers do when they attempt punchlines.

Eh, what?

Yeah, Big L's punchlines were pretty awful. Not sure why people think he's so good at punchlines.

[Sam.]

The entire world spin and twirl like a world in tire
-Eminem

[classthe_king]

That's not even the right lyrics.

Exactly, it's whirlin tire.

Cream gets a for his fail and MCSam get's a double for praising it and then facepalming me

[Sam.]

That's not even the right lyrics.

Exactly, it's whirlin tire.

Cream gets a for his fail and MCSam get's a double for praising it and then facepalming me

u got trolled bro ,like i don't know an Eminem lyrics .

[classthe_king]

That's not even the right lyrics.

Exactly, it's whirlin tire.

Cream gets a for his fail and MCSam get's a double for praising it and then facepalming me

u got trolled bro ,like i don't know an Eminem lyrics .

You have no idea what the word troll means then...

[Sam.]

i made you think that i thought that the lyric was right ,praised it....

[DƎRDYPK]

what a troll
ahahahahahahahaha shiiiittt

[MikeNUFC]

Yeah, Big L's punchlines were pretty awful. Not sure why people think he's so good at punchlines.

Am I really getting a facepalm from someone who thinks ""Fuck the whole world, like a hooker with a passport" is a good line?

[classthe_king]

i made you think that i thought that the lyric was right ,praised it....

Ummm no. That's not trolling whatsoever. That's just making people think you're a dumbshit.

[Sam.]

okay !

[VenomBlackViper]

No rest for the wicked
It's no joke that my side splitting punches left you in stitches

Also from Unusual Suspects

Doesn't work.

The reason those two phrases exist is because they both come from the fact that you sometimes experience pain in your sides when you laugh hard. All that rapper did was say the same thing twice.

The people who invented the phrases in the first place (Shakespeare did the stitch one) did the hard work.

And? It still works, the dude combined 3 similar sayings "it's no joke" "side splitting" "in stitches" to mean that his hilarious punchlines literally injure people.

BTW how exactly is this a good line in any way?

"And yes I'm living slick and my pockets are thick,I need surgery to get chicks removed from my dick"
Big L

Seriously it's so fucking simple & unimpressive, how does this line actually make you think "holy shit that's dope, I gotta rewind that"

And this

"Feel these words as if they were put in brail
I did not lose cause I knew that I couldn't fail"
Crooked I

First bar is a simple punchline that's been done to death "I want you to feel me like braille"
What the fuck does the second line even mean? "I didn't lose cuz I knew that I couldn't fail" Uhh what?

[Devil'sAdvocate]

That's not even the right lyrics.

Exactly, it's whirlin tire.

Cream gets a for his fail and MCSam get's a double for praising it and then facepalming me

u got trolled bro ,like i don't know an Eminem lyrics .

[slimsoxshady]

The only time I've ever paused the song in shock from a punchline was when Copy said

"Anof yall hatin will have Hell to pay/Toupee, the Bald Satan"

tbh for all the hate you got for Lil Wayne punchlines, he'd say something like that on a mixtape track